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Started by Jukka the Sling, September 27, 2014, 11:17:27 PM

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Cornflower MM

#15
September 28, 2014, 10:29:22 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 28, 2014, 04:10:41 AM
I am sure when you hear Freddy's backstory you will not destroy him.

Freddy was raised in a pond by his mother (a frog) and his father (a toad) which makes him a froad. When he was but a tadpole his parents were killed by an evil troll named Szraks. He escaped into a swamp where I happened to be drowning; he saved my life and we became best friends. One day my friend Freddy traveled to Paris to visit some relations. When he came back I had been locked up in the asylum so Freddy did what every good froad should do - he snuck in and made sure he made it to me with stuff we can use to escape (no one knows yet). It is obvious he been awesome from the beginning.

DO NOT KILL HIM!!!!!!

I'll help protect him!

Quote from: The Skarzs on September 28, 2014, 06:04:49 AM
Um, how long were you planning that story, Russa? Also, how did the fact that I just made Freddy into a froad pancake go completely unnoticed?


^^^^^

Skar? That was a completely unrelated toad.
One question: Why?

The Skarzs

#16
September 28, 2014, 10:54:42 PM
Why not?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Cornflower MM

#17
September 28, 2014, 10:59:51 PM
He was an innocent little frog! He didn't do a thing to you!

The Skarzs

#18
September 28, 2014, 11:04:02 PM
You're correct.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Cornflower MM

#19
September 28, 2014, 11:26:26 PM
Of course I am. So, WHY DID YOU SQUASH HIM?!?!?!!?!?!?

Izeroth

#20
September 28, 2014, 11:32:51 PM
 He squashed it because some things in this world are more important than frogs. Like claiming territory and breaking out of poorly managed mental facilities, for example.

Cornflower MM

#21
September 28, 2014, 11:39:30 PM
How are those more important than the life of a living creature?

Izeroth

#22
September 28, 2014, 11:42:30 PM
 Because they have lasting effects. Frogs die within a few years, but my great empire shall stand for millennia after millennia!

The Mask

#23
September 28, 2014, 11:43:37 PM
Not really. Remind me how long the Atlantean empire lasted? Oh wait, it never lasted.
I am a squirrel, an otter, a mouse, a fox, a stoat, a ferret, a weasel, a wildcat, a hare, a hedgehog, a badger; I am the master of disguises, The Mask.

" I will burn the heart out of you." Moriarty, Sherlock

The Skarzs

#24
September 28, 2014, 11:53:49 PM
Egyptian empire, however. . .
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

CaptainRocktree

#25
September 29, 2014, 12:21:32 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 28, 2014, 11:53:49 PM
Egyptian empire, however. . .
.....Eventually died.
Not all those who wander are lost.
J.R.R Tolkien

The Mask

#26
September 29, 2014, 12:24:41 AM
All things pass. Except Freddy.
I am a squirrel, an otter, a mouse, a fox, a stoat, a ferret, a weasel, a wildcat, a hare, a hedgehog, a badger; I am the master of disguises, The Mask.

" I will burn the heart out of you." Moriarty, Sherlock

The Skarzs

#27
September 29, 2014, 01:52:46 AM
So you think.

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#28
September 29, 2014, 02:05:31 AM
Ah'm for loife (O' courze). Let ze froad live.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Izeroth

#29
September 29, 2014, 02:07:32 AM
 But... Froads are not supposed to be here. They introduced toads to Australia, and look what happened with that!!
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