Freddy.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...May 'e ztay varm und nae become a frozen froad-zickle.

[The Skarzs]

His relatives must have given him the. . . cold shoulder.

[LT Sandpaw]

His infrequent visits create a . . . frozen atmosphere.

[The Skarzs]

Whoa, there, Sand. Cool it.

[Russa Nodrey]

Haha! He's fine, he emailed me yesterday. Want to hear what he said?

[Rosie Willowwater]

YES!

[Delthion]

"I am living...barely. A cannibalistic hedgehog had trekked over mountains and valleys and icebergs hunting me down. He almost ate me but I foiled him and held him hostage for a time. Unfortunately he escaped and said that he was returning to take over the world with the help of some mindless minions."

--Freddy the Froad

[Russa Nodrey]

^Whaaat?


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Dear Russa,

   Siberia has been great! Uncle Festus and Aunt Olga are in very good health and were very happy to see me.

I've been pretty busy, but I got to go skiing yesterday and did not even die, which was nice.

I'm sending over a genuine Siberian goat hair coat. Hope you like it.

~Freddy

[The Skarzs]

That's of little use if you can't produce body heat.

[Russa Nodrey]

That's why the coat is for me.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*wonders if I should revive this topic*

[Verdauga]

Well, Now it's too late 'cause you have!

But, to make things official.

*Casts revive thread*

[Booklover]

So is that what Freddy the Froad is? Or am I missing something?

[Verdauga]

I'm not entirely sure what 'that' is, but Freddy's history is discussed on this topic.

[shisteer of nothing much]

We still don't know when he first turned up. Possibly check the insane asylum?