Topic where we revel in our weirdness.

[The Skarzs]

I don't know the waltz. I know swing, Argentine tango, and American foxtrot, but not waltz.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I learned how to waltz today.

[Izeroth]

utensil

noun
1. any of the instruments or vessels commonly used in a kitchen, dairy, etc.:
eating utensils; baking utensils.

2. any instrument, vessel, or tool serving a useful purpose:
smoking utensils; fishing utensils; farming utensils.

 A spatula is a utensil.

It may be a utensil in the technical sense, but it will never hold the importance or value of true eating implements. The spork is the only worthy utensil combination.

[Faiyloe]

How dare you! *Slaps Izerother with a SHpork!*

[The Skarzs]

I learned how to waltz today.

Great, now waltz on over to Foreign Intrusion.

[Faiyloe]

Good one Skarzs. 

[The Skarzs]

Why thank you. *Pumps fist.*

[Izeroth]

How dare you! *Slaps Izeroth with a spork!*

I see you've finally seen the truth.

[Faiyloe]

You changed what I said! *Slaps Izerother twice*

[Izeroth]

You changed what I said! *Slaps Izeroth twice*

Yes, I did.

[Faiyloe]

You are becoming increasingly annoying *Slaps him three times*

[Rainshadow]

  CRRRROOOOOSSSSSSBOOOOOWWWWWSSSS!  DAWNGUARD HAS CROSSBOWS!  I am in love with the crossbows in Skyrim. 

  In other news, I randomly bought all three Skyrim DLCs today.  I now have two children in the game (Runa Fair-Shield and Blaise), and am, as far as I'm aware, a member of the Dawnguard.  I'm also now a Quaestor in the Imperial Legion, so that's cool.

  Ahhh, Skyrim.  I forgot how much I loved that game.  The DLCs are fantastic, too.

  This has been Midnight Ramblings.  Tune in next time to hear me squeal about Gideon Emery and how positively wonderful it is that he's in Skyrim, even if he only has a minor role.  I'm your host, Rainshadow, wishing you a good night.  Goodnight, members, goodnight.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I was playing M&B: Warband earlier and found out how boring early game is.

[Eulaliaaa!]

When I was little, I had ten toes. For a few hours, I had nine toes. Now I have ten again.

[The Skarzs]

Okay, you and Faiy should start talking.