Jail

[Russa Nodrey]

*Has left my life of crime behind and is enjoying my new life in Portugal with my adopted family*

[Kade Rivok]

*Mails a letter to Russa from jail that just has the word "Halp" written on it.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Fliez in und releazez everybeazt from prizon again, und zen fliez back oot*

[Kade Rivok]

*Mails another letter to Russa that has "Nevermind.  Got a room I can crash in?" written on it.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Teer and Lass have several spare rooms you could use.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Mails Kade a letter that has "If you can't make it to Teer and Lass' spare rooms in NZ, come to Portugal. My new parents have a nice shed." written on it*

[Flib Bigboat]

*mails a letter to Russa that says," Can you come and murder Lass for a minute so I can escape and give her a scolding? Thankee!*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Mails a letter to Russa saying "I only have a few years left on my sentence!"*

[Kade Rivok]

*Tries to make it to either NZ or Portugal, but finds himself in Antartica.*

Well, this is a pickle.

[Flib Bigboat]

at least you ain't in jail no more, Kade!

[Kade Rivok]

True enough

[shisteer of nothing much]

*mails a letter to Russa that says," Can you come and murder Lass for a minute so I can escape and give her a scolding? Thankee!*

Why ever would you want to murder Lass? What has she ever done to you?

[Flib Bigboat]

nothing! Isn't that the point?

[shisteer of nothing much]

No. There are few murders who murder for the sheer sake of it.

[Flib Bigboat]

we can murder the rainbows...what do ya say to that, eh, sam?