What is James Gryphon doing?

[Wylder Treejumper]

^ Classified info!

[Jasper]

He was looking at the moderator secret planning thread which I hidden to us members which I know about from being close friends with a mod. That is the spot where they plan Awards, April Fools Day, Ceremonies, Season Namers, etc.

No way! That's so cool! (And devious!)  

Who knows what sort of mischief they're up to!? 

[Izeroth]

 Maybe they keep guests locked up in there!

[CaptainRocktree]

*GASP*  How dare they!   

[Rainshadow]

*GASP*  How dare they!   

  *Shudders, memories of the past flashing before my eyes*  You don't understand how terrible the guests are.  There have been several wars between the members and the guests, all ending in the near destruction of the Cellars.  I was taken captive in the first war and turned into a slave of the guests, brainwashed into doing their bidding.  Those were dark times...

[CaptainRocktree]

*Faints*

[Søren]

*GASP*  How dare they!   

  *Shudders, memories of the past flashing before my eyes*  You don't understand how terrible the guests are.  There have been several wars between the members and the guests, all ending in the near destruction of the Cellars.  I was taken captive in the first war and turned into a slave of the guests, brainwashed into doing their bidding.  Those were dark times...

We got a veteran here...

[Jetthebinturong]

I was only here for the aftermath of the war, but from what I saw, we don't want it to happen again

[Rainshadow]

I was only here for the aftermath of the war, but from what I saw, we don't want it to happen again

  No, no we don't.  That is why it's of the utmost importance that the mods keep the guests locked up and under control.  I don't... I don't want to... go through that again...  *Starts sobbing*

[Rusvul]

I took part in one of the Guest Wars... They were just as bad as the DDBs. And that's saying something.

[Izeroth]

 I don't think anything could be as bad as the baby turtle war, but perhaps.. It is possible. It's not so much the locking up of guests that I mind, but rather, the refusal of the mods to divulge their plans to us. Who knows what the mods are up to? They could be building a nuclear missile!

[Wylder Treejumper]

That, I think is the least of our worries. It's probably something far more horrible... Remember the brainwashing machine?

[Søren]

Thankfully, I've only been online during peacetime. However, I might go back to examine the war accounts.

[Izeroth]

 Several prominent members are MIA. None KIA, as far as we know...

[Delthion]

I was there; standing firm against the tyranny of baby turtle! My Gopher Legions and I fought to the last, eventually, we forced Firedrake into inactivity, but with great cost!