Lair of the thread necromancer- enter if you dare!

[BlueRose]

He's not a threat.

[Russa Nodrey]

I see.

[SilentSam]

What is this page? Izeroth? What are you doing...

[Russa Nodrey]

I do not know.

[Izeroth]

 I could kill you, and that makes me a threat! As for this topic, it was a way for me to show off my newly-acquired sorcery and stuff. Or maybe not. You'll never know.

[Rusvul]

Does that mean you're constantly drunk Blue?

Only on sleeplessness. And maybe sherry-cider sometimes. What is sherry?


Necromancer, if I might ask, what is your ECL?

[Izeroth]

 Probably somewhere in the 100's. It rises with every thread I revive.

[Rusvul]

Nope. You're lying. You're not a deity, and you haven't shown considerable power. You're at most level 10. And really, that's quite high. Considering that most soldiers are level one, most commoners level zero, and most ordinary priests in the first three levels.

Tell me, what alignment are you? You seem like you're probably evil... Chaotic, Lawful, or Neutral evil?

[Izeroth]

 Chaotic, obviously. And that was just a guess- I really have no idea what level I am. What makes you think that I use the same leveling system as you?

[Rusvul]

Because only D&D counts. All other RPGs are inferior.

[Conrad the Painless]

I see.

*Falls back into thread* Wow, that was strange. ().() BUT, I should still have my backpack...AHA! *Takes out backpack which can summon any character form any plane of existence* I CALL UPON THE SPHINX OF RIDDLING TO DEFEAT THE AMPHIBIAN! *The Sphinx leaps out of the backpack*

[BlueRose]

Does that mean you're constantly drunk Blue?

Only on sleeplessness. And maybe sherry-cider sometimes. What is sherry?

Sherry is an alcohol made from special Spanish grapes. (My mom bought some sherry and didn't like it, so she let me put it in cider.)

[Hickory]

With the extra cool sword glamdring, I will personally slay the necromancer (Sauron!)