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Sebias of Redwall

#105
September 17, 2019, 01:53:14 AM
RUN WAYCASTER!! FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

*Sits down and watches as the epic drama unfolds...*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#106
September 17, 2019, 07:56:32 AM
*Grabs a dagger* Well, I wouldn't want to have anything but the best torturing- er, massaging device, eh @MathLuk?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

MathLuk

#107
September 17, 2019, 08:05:55 AM
Please, Ms. Jarky, you wouldn't want to do that...
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


Link to the Redwall Readership Restorers: https://discord.gg/frYkSzE

Jarky Thistlebrush

#108
September 17, 2019, 08:15:31 AM
I don't mind massaging you! It's fine!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

MathLuk

#109
September 17, 2019, 09:16:34 AM
Well, not for me.

Just don't. No. NO! NEIN!
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


Link to the Redwall Readership Restorers: https://discord.gg/frYkSzE

The Grey Coincidence

#110
September 17, 2019, 11:52:01 AM
*Replaces dagger with feather duster*
You wanted the best...
Profile by the wonderful Vizon.

Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Sebias of Redwall

#111
September 17, 2019, 04:52:29 PM
*Continues to watch as the Drama intensifies*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

MathLuk

#112
September 17, 2019, 04:58:43 PM
Well, I appreciate the gesture...

Can you please get me out of here, good sir?
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


Link to the Redwall Readership Restorers: https://discord.gg/frYkSzE

Sebias of Redwall

#113
September 17, 2019, 05:00:01 PM
Are you talking to me or Grey?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#114
September 17, 2019, 05:01:15 PM
*is torturing myself while laughing maniacally*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

MathLuk

#115
September 17, 2019, 05:01:41 PM
Anyone, help!
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


Link to the Redwall Readership Restorers: https://discord.gg/frYkSzE

Sebias of Redwall

#116
September 17, 2019, 05:02:23 PM
Save him, One-eye! *Crowd starts chanting* Save him! Save him! Save him!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#117
September 17, 2019, 05:03:24 PM
*stabs jarky in the face, and throws @MathLuk out of the topic*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

MathLuk

#118
September 17, 2019, 05:03:43 PM
Phew. Bye!
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


Link to the Redwall Readership Restorers: https://discord.gg/frYkSzE

Keva Strongbow

#119
September 17, 2019, 07:53:32 PM
*Stares at the chain that is attached to Mathluk's paw* Uhh...
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."
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