Hiag's Torture Chambers!!! (Now Open!)

[SilentSam]

*revives for hiag, as he is back*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Bursts Sam's head like a watermelon*

[Izeroth]

*Enters room* Sorry to spoil your fun, but torture is banned under section 3A of article 12 in the law. So.... yeah, I'm gonna have to arrest you.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Bursts Izeroth's head like a watermelon with an arrow*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Walks in*

[Izeroth]

*Bursts Izeroth's head like a watermelon with an arrow*

*Regenerates head* Do you know what you're getting into, punk?!

[LT Sandpaw]

*Walks in dressed entirely in black with a dark mask covering face.* Alright someone summoned the worlds best torturer, Well I have arrived.

[SilentSam]

Why burst my head? *regenerates*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Is freaked out by the macabre scenes that greet my tender young eyes*

[Izeroth]

 *Whacks Russa on the head with a cask of amontillado*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Bursts Izeroth's and Russa's head like a watermelon with an arrow*

[Izeroth]

 *Turns Ash's head to solid metal*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Bursts Izeroth's and Russa's head like a watermelon with an arrow*

*Whacks Russa on the head with a cask of amontillado*

Oh, look, you killed my hologram.

[Lady Amber]

*Pokes head in* *Whispers* Russa, I think you should get out of here.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...Und na' viz it bein' vell pazt February (albeit zeveral Februaryiez), tiz vell pazt toime fer ziz tae be open! Zae, vizoot furzer ado...

Velcome tae Hiag'z Torture Chamberz! 'ere iz a vazt zyztem o' chamberz, dungeonz, prizon cellz und etc. fer ye tae uze fer torture! Na' zome real interrogatin' can be ztarted! Ze Torture Chamberz iz a labyrinth o' innumerable roomz, corridorz, ztaircazez, tunnelz, und etc. Furzer dezcription o' it iz belov (viz lezz accent added tae it!) zae ye can learn av aboot ziz wunderbar place und vot it 'az tae offer.

The Torture Chambers are not only three-dimensional in their structure (i.e. they go left, right, up, down, forward, back, sideways, und etc.) but also are frequently changing. In other words, rooms/corridors/passages und etc. will change where they are in the Torture Chambers, at one point being a corridor away and the next being somewhere else- this is for further torture for those trying to traverse it. We have a very large selection of methods of torture.

• We have the old Iron Maiden, along with a different version of one where as you are being closed into it Iron Maiden music is being played.
• We also have the Vogon Poetry Reading Room, where you are tied to a chair and made to listen to a Vogon recite poetry, and then asked to tell them what you thought of it. Quite a popular method of torture.
• There is the Frozen Let It Go Room, where you are tied to a chair and made to listen to that song from the movie Frozen, "Let It Go", over and over and over endlessly.
• We have Waterboarding, one of many favourites for getting otherbeasts to talk.
• We have The Rack, where you are tied to a Rack, and have your body stretched to the more-than-painful point of it being overbearngly strained and eventually pulled apart.
• We have The Really Comfy Chair, where you are put into a very comfortable chair. Quite the one to cause terror.
• We have Denailing.
• We have The Embrace Of Pain, a favourite of the Yuuzhan Vong (from Star Wars) where your body is attached to a living creature and you are kept upside down, and every time you pull it pulls you tighter, as well as keeping you at a constant amount of pain, and keeping you alive and tending to any wounds and illnesses, so that you continue to be subject to the torture. More ken on it can found by following the link.
• We have The Devil's Snare plant, where it constricts you, and the more you resist, the tighter it pulls you. And what?! You think you can just remain still and relax, and then not be harmed, like in Harry Potter?! HA!!! We have something additional for that! You will be injected with a very large dose of caffeine, making it completely impossible for you to sit still. More ken on it can found by following the link.
• There are more things available, and more will be added!

Zae, again, Velcome tae ze Torture Chamberz! Ah'll pozt av o' ziz in ze firzt pozt tae 'ave it eazy to reach, and any furzer additionz tae ze lizt vill be put on zere. Ze ken und directionz o' vhere each o' ze roomz, corridorz, und etc. are currently, iz pzychically in me 'ead, zae feel free tae azk me if ye really vant tae get directionz tae a place. Or ye can try tae foind it on yer ovn. Zere iz alzae a teleporter if ye really vant tae get tae a place quickfazt...Alzough zometoimez ye end up zomevhere elze inztead. Eizer vay, Enjoy yer toime in Hiag'z Torture Chamberz!