Hiag's Torture Chambers!!! (Now Open!)

[shisteer of nothing much]

*taps foot irritably* Well who can be my victim then? It's no fun if everyone is reserved! I quit! *chains self to wall and sulks*

[Keva Strongbow]

*Runs and grabs a hose!* Eww coconut is Grosssss!

*Starts to take One-Eye's advice and leave topic but then stops* @shisteer of nothing much would u like me to be your torturer?

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Runs and grabs a hose!* Eww coconut is Grosssss!

*Starts to take One-Eye's advice and leave topic but then stops* @shisteer of nothing much would u like me to be your torturer?

What are you talking about? Coconut is delicious!

Yes please! It can get a bit boring when nobody's torturing me.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

._.

[Keva Strongbow]

Alrighty then! What is your worst fear??? Lets start with putting some mayonnaise in your hair

[One-Eye the wildcat]

It looks like my job here is done!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Good question. I don't really know but I'm definitely NOT ticklish, so don't even try. (Isn't mayo supposed to be really good for your hair?)
I'm not a huge fan of heights, swimming or Taniwha though so you could try a combination of the three.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

you talk too much. * pulls axe from my head and cuts off Teer's tongue

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Goes back in time and dodges axe* How dare you even try such a thing! Excuse me a moment, Keva. I just have to take a moment to torture One-Eye, then you can carry on.
*chains One-Eye to the ceiling by his footpaw, drenches him in coconut oil and sets the flying schnauzers loose*
*sits down again and puts chains back on* Sorry about the interruption, Keva. You may begin.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I'm not ticklish.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Flees for the door*


HEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!!

[Keva Strongbow]

Good question. I don't really know but I'm definitely NOT ticklish, so don't even try. (Isn't mayo supposed to be really good for your hair?)
I'm not a huge fan of heights, swimming or Taniwha though so you could try a combination of the three.

Haha Yeah, I think I've heard it is

Ooh I know! *Begins to give shisteer a long lecture while letting her dangle over a cliff on how New Zealand is part of Australia*

[MathLuk]

*falls unconscious due to exhaustion*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Flees for the door*


HEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!!

Drags Sebias back in and chains him up. Nobody leaves the torture chambers!

I'm not ticklish.

Have you ever been licked by flying schnauzers? Even the least ticklish people are rendered helpless by their powers.

Good question. I don't really know but I'm definitely NOT ticklish, so don't even try. (Isn't mayo supposed to be really good for your hair?)
I'm not a huge fan of heights, swimming or Taniwha though so you could try a combination of the three.

Haha Yeah, I think I've heard it is

Ooh I know! *Begins to give shisteer a long lecture while letting her dangle over a cliff on how New Zealand is part of Australia*

No, please! Mercy! Stop! It isn't true! Help! it's painful to listen to. I can't take it! This is too much. I haven't done anything wrong. You're distracting me from the terror of hanging from a cliff! Please, stop. I beg of you. *begins to weep from the pain and terror of it* Help me, please!

[Keva Strongbow]

*Decides to put Shisteer on a the biggest zip-line in the world so she can have a better view*