Hiag's Torture Chambers!!! (Now Open!)

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Flees for the door*


HEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!!

Drags Sebias back in and chains him up. Nobody leaves the torture chambers!

I'm not ticklish.

Have you ever been licked by flying schnauzers? Even the least ticklish people are rendered helpless by their powers.

Good question. I don't really know but I'm definitely NOT ticklish, so don't even try. (Isn't mayo supposed to be really good for your hair?)
I'm not a huge fan of heights, swimming or Taniwha though so you could try a combination of the three.

Haha Yeah, I think I've heard it is

Ooh I know! *Begins to give shisteer a long lecture while letting her dangle over a cliff on how New Zealand is part of Australia*

No, please! Mercy! Stop! It isn't true! Help! it's painful to listen to. I can't take it! This is too much. I haven't done anything wrong. You're distracting me from the terror of hanging from a cliff! Please, stop. I beg of you. *begins to weep from the pain and terror of it* Help me, please!

*snaps chains nd starts killing demon dogs* I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE GOSH DARN SCHNAUZERS IN THIS GOSH DARN TORTURE CHAMBER!!!!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Decides to put Shisteer on a the biggest zip-line in the world so she can have a better view*

Well, at least I can't hear your lecture anymore. *looks around, enjoying the view and the silence*

*Flees for the door*


HEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!!

Drags Sebias back in and chains him up. Nobody leaves the torture chambers!

I'm not ticklish.

Have you ever been licked by flying schnauzers? Even the least ticklish people are rendered helpless by their powers.

Good question. I don't really know but I'm definitely NOT ticklish, so don't even try. (Isn't mayo supposed to be really good for your hair?)
I'm not a huge fan of heights, swimming or Taniwha though so you could try a combination of the three.

Haha Yeah, I think I've heard it is

Ooh I know! *Begins to give shisteer a long lecture while letting her dangle over a cliff on how New Zealand is part of Australia*

No, please! Mercy! Stop! It isn't true! Help! it's painful to listen to. I can't take it! This is too much. I haven't done anything wrong. You're distracting me from the terror of hanging from a cliff! Please, stop. I beg of you. *begins to weep from the pain and terror of it* Help me, please!

*snaps chains nd starts killing demon dogs* I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE GOSH DARN SCHNAUZERS IN THIS GOSH DARN TORTURE CHAMBER!!!!

*watches as chain snaps and One-Eye falls to his death* Did you forget you were chained to the ceiling? What a shame.
(NEVER insult the schnauzers! Your spirit will now wander in misery forever!)

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*creates new body* Haw haw!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Chains to the wall and puts Veggietales on* There. Now you can be tortured and everyone else can be entertained.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*slams face ino te wall, breaking open the cyanide capsul in my cheek* Haw haw!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*glares at One-Eye* Shh! This is a really funny part.

[MathLuk]

*wakes up to see nobeast here*

[shisteer of nothing much]

I'm here. (Unfortunately)

[Keva Strongbow]

Oh, did I forget to mention that I tied a pair of headphones to your ears with my voice recording of how New Zealand is a part of Australia?

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Chains to the wall and puts Veggietales on* There. Now you can be tortured and everyone else can be entertained.

*Is entertained* 

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I am legit thinking of suicide at this point

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oh, did I forget to mention that I tied a pair of headphones to your ears with my voice recording of how New Zealand is a part of Australia?

Yes, you forgot to mention that minor detail. *pulls headphones off and drops them* Oops! Oh well. *continues to enjoy the view and the silence*

[Sebias of Redwall]

I am legit thinking of suicide at this point

You're joking, right?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Veggietales is that annoying.