Hiag's Torture Chambers!!! (Now Open!)

[shisteer of nothing much]

You're wrong, Scaryman!

[Sebias of Redwall]

You're wrong, Scaryman!

"What? Who's there?"

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Hat is wrong with you people?

[Sebias of Redwall]

Hat is wrong with you people?

We were quoting Lord of the Bean.

[Keva Strongbow]

Ah, I remember it well

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ah, I remember it well

Was that meant be a quote from Horton Hears a Who? 'cause I think it was. 

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Not you too! TO HELLGATES WITH VEGGIETALES!!!!!!!!!!!! * runs up and start gunning down talking food with an AK12*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Vho'z on firzt?

[Keva Strongbow]

How can u not like Veggietales??

[Sebias of Redwall]

Vho'z on firzt?

Naturally.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

How can u not like Veggietales??

It's annoying!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Not you too! TO HELLGATES WITH VEGGIETALES!!!!!!!!!!!! * runs up and start gunning down talking food with an AK12*

How dare you! Penguins, help the talking food find safety. I'll deal with the criminal. *rolls up sleeves and swoops down on One-Eye, grabbing him by the fur and dragging him away from his victims* This zip line thing is really useful, Keva.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*snaps cuffs like nothing* Nobody interferes with my kill! *pulls out a mauser c96 loaded with hollow point rounds and empties the entire mag into teer*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*raises eyebrow as bullets bounce off harmlessly* You're going to need something a bit more powerful if you want to slaughter the Taniwha. *interferes with One-Eye's kill again by taking the gun off him* Be nice.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*sticks hand down teers throat and rips it apart* Fire in the hole. *shoves a tear gas grenade doen there* Now that that is over with... *goes back to killing talking food and penguins*