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Hiag's Torture Chambers!!! (Now Open!)

Started by HeadInAnotherGalaxy, December 01, 2014, 03:27:47 AM

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shisteer of nothing much

#270
October 01, 2019, 03:07:55 AM
*bites One-Eye's hand off* Do you really think that will stop the almighty Taniwha, Lady of the Hoiho and co-leader of the penguin (may they live forever) army? My penguins will defend the food and, with LarryBoy's help, destroy all injustice and return the torture chambers to their original, peaceful purpose!
Ka mate i te mamae, te ngeru ngeru!!!
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#271
October 01, 2019, 06:57:59 AM
What fun is peace?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

shisteer of nothing much

#272
October 01, 2019, 08:43:21 AM
Absolutely none at all. However, the 'original, peaceful purpose' of this thread is torture, which is incredibly fun.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#273
October 01, 2019, 09:37:56 AM
YES! I'll sit back and relax.
Penguins, go!
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

shisteer of nothing much

#274
October 01, 2019, 11:04:59 AM
I think Jarky wants to be tortured. Penguins? *penguins move forward and begin to tickle Jarky's feet*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#275
October 01, 2019, 03:27:51 PM
Imbecile. You bit of the hand holding an armed tear gas grenade. Have a nice life! *the grenade explodes, the gas turning teer into a slobbering ball of agony*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

MathLuk

#276
October 01, 2019, 10:02:34 PM
Er... can I go now?
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


Link to the Redwall Readership Restorers: https://discord.gg/frYkSzE

shisteer of nothing much

#277
October 01, 2019, 10:13:02 PM
I breath fire. Do you really think a bit of tear gas will affect me?

Quote from: MathLuk on October 01, 2019, 10:02:34 PM
Er... can I go now?
Absolutely not! Nobody leaves the torture chambers alive!
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#278
October 01, 2019, 10:18:09 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 10:13:02 PM
I breathe fire. Do you really think a bit of tear gas will affect me?

Quote from: MathLuk on October 01, 2019, 10:02:34 PM
Er... can I go now?
Absolutely not! Nobody leaves the torture chambers alive!

The RRR does.

Also, yes it will.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

shisteer of nothing much

#279
October 01, 2019, 10:31:41 PM Last Edit: October 01, 2019, 10:33:26 PM by shisteer of nothing much
This is not about the RRR, it's about penguins (may they live forever) vs evil.

I am the great and mighty Taniwha, daughter of The Locksmith, conqueror of the world, leader of penguins, and maker of muffins! Nothing will stand against me and live!
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#280
October 01, 2019, 10:33:01 PM
You stole that from Mossflower!
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#281
October 02, 2019, 07:52:25 AM Last Edit: October 02, 2019, 07:54:03 AM by Jarky Thistlebrush
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 01, 2019, 10:18:09 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 10:13:02 PM
I breathe fire. Do you really think a bit of tear gas will affect me?

Quote from: MathLuk on October 01, 2019, 10:02:34 PM
Er... can I go now?
Absolutely not! Nobody leaves the torture chambers alive!

The RRR does.

Also, yes it will.
I must agree. Sorry, Teer! May the penguins still live forever!

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 11:04:59 AM
I think Jarky wants to be tortured. Penguins? *penguins move forward and begin to tickle Jarky's feet*
*Makes penguins stop listening to Teer* You've got to remember that I, and I alone, am master of the penguins.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

One-Eye the wildcat

#282
October 02, 2019, 08:55:45 AM
Long live the RRR and Jarky's penguins!
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

shisteer of nothing much

#283
October 02, 2019, 10:12:18 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 01, 2019, 10:33:01 PM
You stole that from Mossflower!
I most certainly did NOT steal that from Mossflower! Every ruler of the world needs a list of titles and mine are not the same as Tsarmina's.

Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 02, 2019, 07:52:25 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 01, 2019, 10:18:09 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 10:13:02 PM
I breathe fire. Do you really think a bit of tear gas will affect me?

Quote from: MathLuk on October 01, 2019, 10:02:34 PM
Er... can I go now?
Absolutely not! Nobody leaves the torture chambers alive!

The RRR does.

Also, yes it will.
I must agree. Sorry, Teer! May the penguins still live forever!

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 11:04:59 AM
I think Jarky wants to be tortured. Penguins? *penguins move forward and begin to tickle Jarky's feet*
*Makes penguins stop listening to Teer* You've got to remember that I, and I alone, am master of the penguins.
Fine, RRR people may leave the torture chambers if they must. NOBODY ELSE!!!

You are only master of the giant antarctic penguins. I am master of the Hoiho and Little Blue Penguins. (and many other penguins too)
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

MathLuk

#284
October 03, 2019, 06:44:13 AM
Wait. I can go?
By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


Link to the Redwall Readership Restorers: https://discord.gg/frYkSzE
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