Hiag's Torture Chambers!!! (Now Open!)

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

No. I poured it down your front, so it's currently entering your nose.

[Kade Rivok]

I'll have to take your word for it.  Kinda burns though.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Sorry. *pours gingerbeer down Kade's back instead*

[Kade Rivok]

Uh... ummm....

I'll just leave it at that.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

It's dripping off the back of your head. Your fur is going to be so sticky.

[Kade Rivok]

Where are you pouring it?  I'm standing on my head, after all.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Gravity, Kade. I poured it on your back so it ran all the way down to your head.

[Kade Rivok]

IIIIIIIIII'm not going to continue this since I can see where it'll go 

*Is drenched in ginger beer.*

Why?

[lass of something much]

It's dripping off the back of your head. Your fur is going to be so sticky.

[Keva Strongbow]

*Sees weapons of torture everywhere!*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Drinks ginger beer*

[Sebias of Redwall]

[One-Eye the wildcat]

You found that on the dark web, didn't you?

[Sebias of Redwall]

Nope. Googled "redwall tickle torture skalrag" and this is what came up. XD

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Get that out of my head, before I lose what sanity I have left.