Hiag's Torture Chambers!!! (Now Open!)

[lass of something much]

Dae ye 'oneztly zink zat vill vork 'ere? *Lass iz revived, und ze fork iz zvalloved by a magic Gator vho comez by und neutralisez any magic in it*

Noooo! the light of aman! I have seen it! I have seen to light! Mandoss Take me back!!! oh the sorrow of arda is great! oh Lady of sorrow have pitty on meeeee!

[Booklover]

If you wish to talk LotR, then here's a spoiler (don't read if you haven't read LotR, and if you haven't read LotR please read it. That is, read LotR.)

Spoiler

Gandalf came back from the dead. So stop complaining, and think how much like Gandalf you are.

[close]

[lass of something much]

I wish to once again walk among the elvs of old! and see the fair kings and queens of the eldar days! let me fade o' dooms man of arda!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oh for goodness sake, die quietly. This star wars thing is interesting. People are killing each other.

[lass of something much]

*trys to die but can not*

[Kade Rivok]

Oh for goodness sake, die quietly. This star wars thing is interesting. People are killing each other.

Not in the Christmas Special they aren't.  The only people dying are the ones watching it, who can't handle it and end up offing themselves.

[lass of something much]

*grones*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oh for goodness sake, die quietly. This star wars thing is interesting. People are killing each other.

Not in the Christmas Special they aren't.  The only people dying are the ones watching it, who can't handle it and end up offing themselves.

Oh. But the whole point of Star Wars is people killing each other!

[lass of something much]

*eats some more pancakes, but since I ate most of them the first time, the poison was not enough*

[Kade Rivok]

Oh for goodness sake, die quietly. This star wars thing is interesting. People are killing each other.

Not in the Christmas Special they aren't.  The only people dying are the ones watching it, who can't handle it and end up offing themselves.

Oh. But the whole point of Star Wars is people killing each other!

You obviously haven't watched Star Wars 

Besides, the Christmas special is, well... special.

[Booklover]

I'm sure it is.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*begins thumping head against the wall and moaning* Turn it off.

[lass of something much]

*grones* Need More PanCakes

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oh for goodness sake, die quietly. This star wars thing is interesting. People are killing each other.

Not in the Christmas Special they aren't.  The only people dying are the ones watching it, who can't handle it and end up offing themselves.

Oh. But the whole point of Star Wars is people killing each other!

You obviously haven't watched Star Wars 

Is it that obvious?

[Kade Rivok]

Quite