Hiag's Torture Chambers!!! (Now Open!)

[shisteer of nothing much]

*is now forced to watch again. Groans*

[Verdauga]

Are you?

*Resumes video.*

*and teleports the torture
chambers away from the others.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

(Something must have gone wrong. Hiag has probably invented something to stop teleportation)

[Verdauga]

*Smiles broadly.*

Ah, but therein lies the trick. He most likely placed a spell to keep me from teleporting you, and well, the others of course. But I teleported the room away, and left you here.

[shisteer of nothing much]

(Trouble is, I was chained to the wall)

[lass of something much]

*screams* IT'S SO BAD!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!! MY POOR EYES!!!!!!!!

[Verdauga]

. . . I teleported the chains away from you. . .

[shisteer of nothing much]

(These are HIAG chains, dearest)

[Verdauga]

*Nods Sadly.*

I see.

*Slices the video player in half.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

(Drastic times call for drastic measures, I suppose)

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Strolls in*

[lass of something much]

*sweet relief*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*would ask Seb to save us, but is gagged*

[lass of something much]

*Strolls in*

Well, that was dumb of you.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

The christmas special wasn't that bad...