Hiag's Torture Chambers!!! (Now Open!)

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Und zat iz nae 'ov ze Embrace O' Pain vorkz, actually. It really iz pokin' und zhockin' ye und injectin' ye viz zin'z und etc. Und ye vid nae be able tae ezcape it.

I' tiz 'ovever very enjoyable und a major vay tae meditate!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Sooooooo...

*Sebias suddenly realized he was being hung upside down, ensnared in a sort of organic rack ( ).

He felt something brush against the back of his neck before sharp pain jabbed through his skull.  The world spun around him as dizziness overtook him.  The feeling of a thousand needles piercing his body came over him and he clenched his jaws to keep from crying out.  Nothing was actually happening physically, but horrifying sensations still swept over him in droves.  Whatever this thing was must have connected directly to his brain and was simulating this pain.  The otter closed his eyes and calmed himself as his body suddenly felt like it was on fire.  It was all in his head, he reminded himself.  Even so, as wave after wave of agony swept over him, and the feelings of being sliced apart and skinned alive overtook him, he slowly started losing consciousness.  Before he could pass out though, everything stopped and the device lowered him to the ground, still holding him in its grip.  Drenched in sweat, his head lolled and he breathed heavily as he felt the phantom sensations of what had transpired prickling his body.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Und zat iz nae 'ov ze Embrace O' Pain vorkz, actually. It really iz pokin' und zhockin' ye und injectin' ye viz zin'z und etc. Und ye vid nae be able tae ezcape it.

I' tiz 'ovever very enjoyable und a major vay tae meditate!

[Kade Rivok]

I had just stated it as working that way because I didn't want things to actually get messy, given that this is a family friendly forum 

[Sebias of Redwall]

So... What AM I feeling exactly, then? 

[Kade Rivok]

That thing messes you up pretty bad, but doesn't let you die.

[lass of something much]

O.O

*would back away, but is still chained up*

[Kade Rivok]

That's the proper response 

[Sebias of Redwall]

That thing messes you up pretty bad, but doesn't let you die.

Oh. This actually doesn't sound that fun. *Begins tugging* You can let me out now.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*It'z 'auld on Sebias toightenz at ze tuggin'* Ach, ye cannae juzt ztart und zen ztop vhen ye vant tae. Ze 'ole point iz tae put ye trough az much pain az pozzible. Und ye did azk fer ziz...Bezoidez, tiz very major fer meditation!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Screams in pure agony*

[Verdauga]

*Just. . . Kinda. . . Unplugs it. . . . surreptitiously. . .*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Zat daeznae vork, Verdauga. Noice try.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Maybe, after NaNoWriMo, I might volunteer myself to have a go. Not until then, though.

[Kade Rivok]

Why am I not surprised?