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Hiag's Torture Chambers!!! (Now Open!)

Started by HeadInAnotherGalaxy, December 01, 2014, 03:27:47 AM

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lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Ach, zeein' 'ov ye've eaten ze tape, Ah'm juzt gaein' tae mention zat it 'ad poizon in it zat, upon being zvalloved, cauzez indezcribable pain und mizery tae ye, und zen beginz tae eat yer inzoidez (cauzin' more pain)...

Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 28, 2021, 06:19:18 PM
*Laughs so loudly at how ugly the ghoul is that the tape falls off his mouth*

*Giga gaez tae get a battle-axe tae eizer cut ze victim'z 'ead off, or cut 'iz tongue oot if 'e daeznae ceaze ze noize*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Kade Rivok

Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Flib Bigboat

Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

lass of something much

Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 29, 2021, 12:20:25 AM
Ach, zeein' 'ov ye've eaten ze tape, Ah'm juzt gaein' tae mention zat it 'ad poizon in it zat, upon being zvalloved, cauzez indezcribable pain und mizery tae ye, und zen beginz tae eat yer inzoidez (cauzin' more pain)...

Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 28, 2021, 06:19:18 PM
*Laughs so loudly at how ugly the ghoul is that the tape falls off his mouth*

*Giga gaez tae get a battle-axe tae eizer cut ze victim'z 'ead off, or cut 'iz tongue oot if 'e daeznae ceaze ze noize*

Oooohh, fun! May I have some more please?
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Getz vone zat, az vell az daein' ze previouz zin'z, alzae zingz Baby Zhark, Let It Gae, und Dae Ye Ken Ze Muffin Man, und zen ze Teletubbiez come in und begin painfully chevin' yer fingerz off*

Quote from: Verdauga on October 19, 2021, 04:41:23 PM
It's called a coma.

*Injectz Kade viz a toxic chemical zat makez 'im 'ave 'orrible nightmarez aboot 'iz very vorzt fearz und beyond*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Booklover

Quote from: lass of something much on October 19, 2021, 07:42:44 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 29, 2021, 12:20:25 AM
Ach, zeein' 'ov ye've eaten ze tape, Ah'm juzt gaein' tae mention zat it 'ad poizon in it zat, upon being zvalloved, cauzez indezcribable pain und mizery tae ye, und zen beginz tae eat yer inzoidez (cauzin' more pain)...

Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 28, 2021, 06:19:18 PM
*Laughs so loudly at how ugly the ghoul is that the tape falls off his mouth*

*Giga gaez tae get a battle-axe tae eizer cut ze victim'z 'ead off, or cut 'iz tongue oot if 'e daeznae ceaze ze noize*

Oooohh, fun! May I have some more please?
Are you Oliver?
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Verdauga

*Teleports Hiag's toxic injection into him.* no. Bad Hiag.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Kade Rivok

*Was about to recount a nightmare, but doesn't have to now.*
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Flib Bigboat

Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 19, 2021, 08:38:09 PM
*Getz vone zat, az vell az daein' ze previouz zin'z, alzae zingz Baby Zhark, Let It Gae, und Dae Ye Ken Ze Muffin Man, und zen ze Teletubbiez come in und begin painfully chevin' yer fingerz off*


*Eats that tape too*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Quote from: Verdauga on October 19, 2021, 11:26:54 PM
*Teleports Hiag's toxic injection into him.* no. Bad Hiag.

*Ze torture chamberz negate ze teleportation* Ye zhould ken zat'z nae gaein' tae vork 'ere!

Quote from: lass of something much on October 20, 2021, 08:35:37 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 19, 2021, 08:38:09 PM
*Getz vone zat, az vell az daein' ze previouz zin'z, alzae zingz Baby Zhark, Let It Gae, und Dae Ye Ken Ze Muffin Man, und zen ze Teletubbiez come in und begin painfully chevin' yer fingerz off*


*Eats that tape too*

*Uzez memory-clearin' tape next zat completely erazez ze eaterz memory, az vell az makin' zem really dizloikin' tape*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Verdauga

*The teleportation refuses to care about the law here.*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Booklover

*the Warden, however, does*
I AM THE LAW!
Error. Error. Cannot compute.