Hiag's Torture Chambers!!! (Now Open!)

[Kade Rivok]

*Like what?*

[Ally046]

"As I stood infront of the mirror, combing my hair to one side, I couldn't help but shed a tear.

Alas, parting is such sweet sorrow."

[Kade Rivok]

*Nightmare definitely gets worse.  Thrashing intensifies.*

[Ally046]

Sowwy.

[Flib Bigboat]

Ah zink 'e zaid 'e didnae 'ave vone.

HAH!

*You find an empty space, I suppose *

*Ze bad dream becomez a 10,000,000-toimez vorze noightmare*

*Is having a super bad dream.  His fluff is all matted and dirty and there's nothing to eat.*

Can't you eat the dirt off your floof?

"As I stood infront of the mirror, combing my hair to one side, I couldn't help but shed a tear.

Alas, parting is such sweet sorrow."

I thank thee for thy humor.
~Nym, The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act I

*Nightmare definitely gets worse.  Thrashing intensifies.*

How could it get worse? Ally's joke was quite punny.

[lass of something much]

*Nightmare definitely gets worse.  Thrashing intensifies.*

*Screams*
DINNER'S READY AND YOUR HAIR LOOKS NICE

[Flib Bigboat]

*Screams louder than Lass*
DINNER'S READY AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY AND A BIRD MADE A NEST OUT OF YOUR HAIR

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Gaez tae foind eizer earplugz tae block ze noize, or zummat 'eavy tae knock oot ze zcreamerz*

Juzt jozhin' fer boz o' zoze.

[Flib Bigboat]

Maybe if I scream loud enough, the earplugs will try to forcibly block everyone's ears so they aren't deafened.

[Ally046]

*Human-whistle screech*

[Russa Nodrey]

O:

[Flib Bigboat]

*Human-whistle screech*

Hey, no fair. I don't know how to whistle.

[Ally046]

I was screeching. Not whistling. I used to call myself the human-whistle because I can screech insanely high pitched and loud.

[Flib Bigboat]

Ah. My voice isn't pitched high enough for that.

[Ally046]

Well my voice isn't...