I dare you... to hit paste in the replies.

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[Tungro]

Spanish Folk Song - ¡Ay Carmela

[Flib Bigboat]

Kia ra whanau

[lass of something much]

Noothing..

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[Ally046]

Alicia Lundgren




*Realizes that I should not post this*

*Oh well...*

[Tungro]

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[Ally046]

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[Booklover]

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[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Spoiler

Diary of a Person who is Totally not Evil
And whose Name Might be a Little Innappropriate for Younger Readers



18th January

Dear Diary,
I went on a lovely walk this morning. There were no dead bodies in the park. I walked down to the corner store and bought some milk, some eggs, a blowtorch and a cleaver which I am not going to use to chop people's limbs off. I did not threaten the check-out kid with the blowtorch until he gave me the goods for free- he just decided to give them to me out of the goodness of his heart. He's a good kid. I will never burn his house down.
When I got home, I watered the plants with ordinary water, not blood. The plants weren't strange, flesh creatures genetically engineered in my nonexistant laboratory. And then one of them didn't bite me, and then the bite didn't get infected. Because it didn't exist.
My hand is not in too much pain to finish this entry, but I'll leave it here anyway.


20th January
Dear Diary,
It did not rain blood today. And if it had rained blood, (which it didn't), the rain would certainly not have been caused by an experiment of mine... Which reminds me, I need to go feed the, uh, cat. Cat, not monstrous tentacled being sewn together from octopus corpses. Why would I own one of those?

16th January
Dear Diary,
I probably did not accidentally invent a time machine today. Or, in five days. Time is weird, right?

24th January
Dear Diary,
My best bushes died today. It wasn't because of the pile of green alien goo I hid behind them yesterday. In fact, there was no alien goo behind the bushes, or anywhere else in my yard. Or my neighbor's breakfast. Great. Glad we got that straight.

25th January
Dear Diary,
You know how I didn't hide any alien goo in my neighbor's breakfast yesterday? Well, unrelated, but they're in hospital and the police are doing an official investigation. Gotta go hide the dissected alien brains in my basement. Uh, I mean, the cat food in my pantry. Bye.

26th January
Dear Diary,
I was not arrested yesterday. I am not being hanged tomorrow.





NOT THE END

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[Booklover]

STAR WARS - JEDI FALLEN ORDER (2019)
music composed by Gordy Haab & Stephen Barton
Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLr7Q1-SdtL_QQ_9L23xTjqEMg_IwJj9U

(That was copied accidentally, by the way.)

[Ally046]

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