I dare you... to hit paste in the replies.

[Russa Nodrey]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgAJzq-0PntU46LdQaocCfdKCcMtIRNwALR9TyE5CXyg2QIQoNNYoAsVSc

[Søren]

<a href="http://dragcave.net/view/FiSVo"><img src="http://dragcave.net/image/FiSVo.gif" style="border-width: 0" alt="Adopt one today!"/></a>

[James Gryphon]

nauseating

[Rainshadow]

https://lucien0maverick.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/sebastian-michaelis.jpg

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[The Mask]

[Rainshadow]

http://static.tumblr.com/13146032b78b754223f6837ec4fd5c78/pafgi6j/QW7ngii9y/tumblr_static_cmf23j6n9kow0k0gwsg0o4w0g.gif

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[Russa Nodrey]

Gender:
Species:
Weapon:
Personality:
Special abilities:

[Rainshadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfAEMal84ag

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[Mhera]

Uaekrtkvovmomv ogkaorkg, blork blork blork!"

[Rusvul]

If
the creature is currently being threatened
or attacked by you or your allies, however,
it receives a +5 bonus on its saving throw.
The spell does not enable you to control
the charmed person as if it were an
automaton, but it perceives your words
and actions in the most favorable way. You
can try to give the subject orders, but you
must win an opposed Charisma check to
convince it to do anything it wouldn't
ordinarily do. (Retries are not allowed.) An
affected creature never obeys suicidal or
obviously harmful orders, but a charmed
fighter, for example, might believe you if
you assured him that the only chance to
save your life is for him to hold back an
onrushing red dragon for "just a few
seconds." Any act by you or your apparent
allies that threatens the charmed person
breaks the spell. You must speak the
person's language to communicate your
commands, or else be good at pantomiming.

[Russa Nodrey]

There was once a very small boy named Jimmy, he was homeless. He worked in a salt-mine.
One day Jimmy was told to deliver salt to a ship that had docked in a nearby port. Jimmy did as he was told, but he was mistaken as livestock (which the ship was also carrying at the time), and stuck in the hold with a startling amount of sick cows and chickens.
When the ship reached port, the crewman discovered the young stowaway and promptly tossed him overboard.

[SilentSam]

moose

[Rainshadow]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/989faabc342b5478da46b3124e462477/tumblr_myevk1rpmF1r7hrmoo9_500.gif

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[Søren]

qaStaHvIS sto'vo pagh ghIrep naHmey tu'lu' qor

[Rainshadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mlEPdtZeECk

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  My favourite FMA/FMA:B end credits ever.  The cartoon style is very cute and the song is really catchy.