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# Beholder
# 9 hardware points.

# Energy: 150
# Damage Max: 150
# Shield Max: 0
# Processor Speed: 15

# Rubber bullets
# Missiles

   150 shield' sto
   -4 speedx' sto
   270 aim' sto

Alpha:
   collision Xray if
   range Juliet if
   x 40 > Alpha if
   November call

Bravo:
   y 10 < Charlie2 if

Charlie:
   icon0
   collision Victor if
   90 aim' sto
   range Juliet if
   icon2
   radar dup 50 < and Charlie2 if
   x 266 > Romeo if
   collision Victor if
   icon3
   180 aim' sto
   range Juliet if
   energy 140 > Hotel2 if
   icon4
   270 aim' sto
   range Juliet if
   Charlie jump

Delta:
   x 290 > Delta2 if

Echo:
   icon0
   collision Whiskey if
   180 aim' sto
   range Juliet if
   icon2
   radar dup 50 < and Delta2 if
   y 266 > Tango if
   collision Whiskey if
   icon3
   270 aim' sto
   range Juliet if
   energy 140 > Hotel2 if
   icon4
   360 aim' sto
   range Juliet if
   Echo jump

Foxtrot:
   y 290 > Echo2 if

Golf:
   icon0
   collision Xray if
   270 aim' sto
   range Juliet if
   icon2
   radar dup 50 < and Echo2 if
   x 44 < November if
   collision Xray if
   icon3
   0 aim' sto
   range Juliet if
   energy 140 > Golf2 if
   90 aim' sto
   icon4
   range Juliet if
   Golf jump

Hotel:
   x 10 < Foxtrot2 if

India:
   icon0
   collision Yankee if
   0 aim' sto
   range Juliet if
   icon2
   radar dup 50 < and Foxtrot2 if
   y 44 < Papa if
   collision Yankee if
   icon3
   90 aim' sto
   range Juliet if
   energy 140 > Golf2 if
   icon4
   180 aim' sto
   range Juliet if
   India jump

Juliet:
   range dup 30 < and Lima if
   range dup 50 < and Kilo if
   energy 3 / missile' sto
   Mike jump

Kilo:
   energy missile' sto
   energy missile' sto
   drop
   return

Lima:
   50 missile' sto
   50 missile' sto
   drop

Mike:
   return

November:
   -3 speedx' sto

Oscar:
   drop
   collision Xray if
   x 15 > Oscar if
   0 speedx' sto
   -4 speedy' sto
   Hotel jump

Papa:
   -3 speedy' sto

Quebec:
   drop
   collision Yankee if
   y 15 > Quebec if
   0 speedy' sto
   4 speedx' sto
   Bravo jump

Romeo:
   3 speedx' sto

Sierra:
   drop
   collision Victor if
   x 285 < Sierra if
   0 speedx' sto
   4 speedy' sto
   Delta jump

Tango:
   3 speedy' sto

Uniform:
   drop
   collision Whiskey if
   y 285 < Uniform if
   0 speedy' sto
   -4 speedx' sto
   Foxtrot jump

Victor:
   90 aim' sto
   Zulu jump

Whiskey:
   180 aim' sto
   Zulu jump

Xray:
   270 aim' sto
   Zulu jump

Yankee:
   0 aim' sto

Zulu:
   range dup 30 < and Bravo2 if
   aim 40 + aim' sto
   range dup 30 < and Bravo2 if
   aim 80 - aim' sto
   range dup 30 < and Bravo2 if
   aim 160 + aim' sto

Alpha2:
   range dup 30 < and Bravo2 if
   aim 40 + aim' sto
   collision 0 = India2 if
   Alpha2 jump

Bravo2:
   50 missile' sto
   50 missile' sto
   drop
   return

Charlie2:
   20 movey' sto
   return

Delta2:
   -20 movex' sto
   return

Echo2:
   -20 movey' sto
   return

Foxtrot2:
   20 movex' sto
   return

Golf2:
   aim 5 + aim' sto
   20 missile' sto
   return

Hotel2:
   aim 5 + aim' sto
   50 missile' sto
   50 missile' sto
   return

India2:
   drop
   return

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 Patriots
Current: (9-3-0)
Predicted: (13-3-0) 1st Seed

Broncos
Current: (9-3-0)
Predicted: (13-3-0) 2nd Seed

Cardinals
Current: (9-3-0)
Predicted: (13-3-0) 1st Seed

Packers
Current: (9-3-0)
Predicted: (13-3-0) 2nd Seed

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BADGER

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*Facepaw* Yes, as of December 8, 2014 we're STILL here! And now that Kite and Ranguvar have each gotten an account on the official Redwall forum, we're updating the names they went by on here to their forum usernames - Lady Amber and Russa Nodrey. Just saying.

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AMA Amarillo Storm (3)
AUS Austin Armadillos (5)
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CLN Collin Martens (6)
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Basically the same as the last post I made on Overlord's Orders

"I'm going to get straight to the point. The only redeeming virtue of the failure you've made out of this assignment is that it gives me an opportunity to try out my newest toy. Watch and learn as it demonstrates its amazing power on one of you."

The spotlight shined down on a robotic turret. It swiveled around to face Taggerung_of_Redwall's capsule, and fired a blue beam. The energy moved through the capsule and struck Tagg -- there was a flash of something, then he seemed to disappear. The spotlight shone into the middle of the room, revealing for the first time a desk. A large glass bottle sat on top of it.

"Don't think that I was so kind as to completely vaporize your fellow servant. Instead, I've given him a new perspective on life, one that matches his productivity in the last mission. Look carefully at the bottle."

The servants looked, but from the distance they were at, it wasn't possible to see much of anything. Then a crane arm gently lifted the bottle, and moved it over within arm's reach of the servants (at least, what would have been arm's reach if there wasn't impenetrable glass walls separating them from the rest of the world), giving them a better view of what was inside. There were cloud-like patterns of fog through most of the bottle, but at the bottom there was about two inches of dirt. Nothing else seemed remarkable about it, but then --

Something incredibly tiny was pushing its way through the dirt.

"Meet your new and improved little friend. I've always wanted to do this since I first took up Overlording, but I could never get the exact recipe to work right. Some people got broken to bits. Others just disappeared. But after years of trying, I figured it out, and here it is in action: the galaxy's first working shrink ray."

"Don't shed any tears for your little friend... it might drown him. Anyway, he should be able to make out all right. I think I left some tiny plants and food pellets in there. As long as he doesn't get eaten by an earthworm, he has a decent chance of survival. A much better chance than any of you have if this next mission goes south..."

"You can't seem to interact properly with the outside world. So, I'm sending you to do a little errand where you shouldn't have to coexist with anyone but yourselves. You'll be teleported onto an underwater base deep in the Arctic Ocean. I have a library there that contains one of my favorite books, "The Essential Profile of Adequate Minions". It's been ever too long since I read it -- obviously, since I keep picking servants like you. Find it, then hit the transponder button in the center of the base when you're done, and I'll beam you up. Make sure you're holding the book; otherwise it will not teleport with you."

---

A few hours later...

The Overlord sounded weary as he castigated his servants. "I'm not sure how you always manage to mess things up, but you did it again. My data recorder indicates you found the book in ten minutes, so you should have requested to be teleported back right away. Instead, you stuck around and started messing with the controls and defense systems. Then the base was flooded when a submarine attempting to dock struck and penetrated its walls. A submarine whose pilot was apparently distracted by a snorkeling cow. Which one of you was playing with the solid hologram projector, and why? Finally, when you were desperately trying to get beamed out before you drowned, you left my book behind!"

"Frankly, this disaster is inexcusable. Try to convince me that I shouldn't destroy all of you. I'm past fed up with your blundering, but maybe your excuses will amuse me enough to spare some of you."

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Welcome to the eleventh regular round of Overlord's Orders.

I'm not sure where to take this round yet thematically. Most likely, though, it will jump off from the ending of round IX, and take place in the world established by OOs II, III and IV. Reading up on those rounds is highly recommended -- some events there might play a role in this game. If I don't announce otherwise, assume that this is what it's going to be.
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The Rules
We will have an overlord (or overlady), who will be all powerful and control the game.
Everyone else will be a servant of theirs to do his or her bidding, which will be a new assignment at the beginning of each round.
The game begins by the Overlord issuing a task, sending out their servants, and then summoning everyone before them and questioning them about whether they got the thing they wanted.
Any given round may have anywhere from a developing storyline and plot to pure and simple tasking. At times, the gamemaster (Overlord) may deviate from the general pattern and do something different at the end than just another task.

Example Round:
Let's say the Overlord might have wanted a jeep to use.
Stage 1: Introduction
The Overlord sends out their servants on a task and they return, and the Overlord will question their servants and ask them why they failed to bring them the thing they wanted (which will invariable happen, no one ever succeeds).
Stage 2: Defenses
Players can then blame their failure on some random thing (like maybe an elephant destroying the jeep) or someone else in the game; anything to shrug themselves off from fault.
Everyone can then blame someone, themselves, keep silent, or introduce some sort of new feature that happened while acquiring the item (in this case, a jeep). Eventually, the Overlord will process the information and decide who failed.
Stage 3: Punishment
The person chosen to have failed by the Overlord is then thrown out, vaporized, or something creative, by the Overlord's orders. The idea is to not be this person, and to survive as long as possible.

Likely, the Overlord will be choosing the best defenses as survivors.

Player defenses may not exceed 750 words per post. Unless your post has gotten noticeably quite long, you are unlikely to be hitting this limit.

Inter-game rules: The winner of any round is given host-ship of the next game. This can tie in with them going from servant to overlord, or it can be original.

General Guidelines:
Free roleplaying, or game spam, is fine. This means having yourself eat a banana, talk about the weather or river dance.

Whenever someone says something, it becomes fact. It is what happened. If someone says an elephant destroyed a jeep, then anyone calling that person a liar is for certain lying; the jeep was destroyed by an elephant. What's up for telling for someone else is, for example, who set the elephant on the jeep.

Godmoding pertaining to persons should be restricted to some extent, just try to keep things with at least a hand in plausibility. Powerplaying is allowed. However, it cannot affect players between tasks. For instance, you cannot have a servants contract a disease and be unable to speak, or even die. You can have them be sick during the task, but you cannot impede them during the Sessions before the Overlord.

Normally, the Gamemaster will have technology restricting servants to a base during the game to prevent physically roleplaying and keep the game focused on its purpose. Overlords can powerplay.
Also, you cannot use an excuse like being brainwashed or cloned during the task. You are you-and you are responsible for what you did wrong.
Remember to keep things civil, stay inside the board rules, keep all hands and legs inside the game until it comes to a complete stop.

All the previous rounds are here.

Overlords Order's I - Taggerung_of_Redwall
Overlord's Orders II - James Gryphon
Overlord's Orders III - DanielofRedwall
Overlord's Orders IV - Matthias720
Overlord's Orders V - Redwall Musician
Overlord's Orders VI - Tiria Wildlough
Special Holiday Round 2012 - Taggerung_of_Redwall
Overlord's Orders VII - Matthias720
Overlord's Orders VIII - Romsca
Overlord's Orders IX - rusvulthesaber, James Gryphon/Tiria Wildlough
Overlord's Orders X - Taggerung_of_Redwall

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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2014, 07:42:48 PM »   
________________________________________Me!!!  I'll be in, I'm ready to play.
   
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« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2014, 07:46:47 PM »    
________________________________________I'm in!


   
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« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2014, 07:53:39 PM »   
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« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2014, 03:57:29 PM »   
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I'm not sure about Soren, but if Soren is new to this game, everyone is new to this so far.
   
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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2014, 07:15:59 PM »   
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I have great expectations for this round.
   
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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2014, 04:09:30 PM »   
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I'm not sure about Soren, but if Soren is new to this game, everyone is new to this so far.
I am new, but Tagg there has managed a whole bunch of these.
   
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« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2014, 05:30:40 PM »   
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Quote from: SilentSam on November 19, 2014, 03:57:29 PM
I'm not sure about Soren, but if Soren is new to this game, everyone is new to this so far.
I am new, but Tagg there has managed a whole bunch of these.
Yes, but I said that before Tagg came.   

Anyway, when does this start?
   
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« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2014, 04:45:30 AM »   
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Probably in four or five days, although if there aren't at least six people by then, I might hold it off for longer.
   
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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2014, 05:03:37 PM »   
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Will we be starting soon?
   
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2014, 05:04:20 PM »    
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Probably in four or five days, although if there aren't at least six people by then, I might hold it off for longer.


   
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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2014, 06:39:41 PM »   
________________________________________THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!
   
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« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2014, 04:23:01 PM »   
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If I could join that'd be great. I've never done one of these, but there's always a first time!
   
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« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2014, 04:30:33 PM »   
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I'm grateful; I'm hoping to get at least seven people for this, and every bit helps.

I'm going to be going out of town this Wednesday for Thanksgiving; I should be back Thursday night, so the game will probably begin then. (This gives me some more time to write plot, a necessary task I've been putting off.)
   
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« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2014, 09:58:29 PM »   
________________________________________Very well. Have a nice trip!
   
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« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2014, 10:58:01 PM »    
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I'm grateful; I'm hoping to get at least seven people for this, and every bit helps.

I'm going to be going out of town this Wednesday for Thanksgiving; I should be back Thursday night, so the game will probably begin then. (This gives me some more time to write plot, a necessary task I've been putting off.)

I'll be out of town from Friday morning to Saturday evening. So would it be possible for it to begin Saturday?


   
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« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2014, 06:01:32 AM »   
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Well, that's only two days; I'll probably run the first round longer than that. You should have time to get a reply in, even if you're not immediately available.
   
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« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2014, 07:20:05 PM »   
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---

The Overlord waited with anticipation as the thrum, thrum of the starship's mighty engines began to slow, and finally stop altogether. "It's good to be going home... or something like it, anyway."

A light on the control panel flickered green, breaking him out of his reverie. "Back to business," he thought, "And not soon enough. It's time to take care of some things."

He looked down at the screen that monitored his servants, who were all shut up in individual glass chambers. Those chambers were useful for a quite many purposes, in fact, which the Overlord did not care to reveal to them at the time of their enclosure. For now, however, they were used solely for protecting his minions from the potentially hazardous effects of "The Change".

He pressed the button to release them from stasis. After waiting a moment for them to get their bearings, he began to speak.

"Welcome back to the real world. You've got a lot to do and not much time to do it in, so listen up."

"The truth of our current situation is a little more complicated than this, but all you need to know right now is that we've gone back in time. Specifically, back to the early 21st century. And you're going to get to visit one of the wonders of that time period, one of Sweden's gorgeous Ice Hotels. The whole thing is, in fact, made out of real ice. You'll need to blend in with the locals, so taking personal heating shields is out of the question. Appropriate winter garb will be provided for you in the teleportation room."

"Your mission here is very simple. Go down, spend three days, then come back. None of you have worked together before, so I'm hoping you'll use this time to do the whole 'bonding' jazz that those team-building books always rave about. Get acquainted with one another and don't destroy anything."

"There is one caveat -- you need to make sure that nobody takes your picture while you're down there. Having a photographic record of your presence could endanger your cover for future missions, as well as potentially disrupting this timeline. So don't let any exist."

---

Three days later...

"I can't say that I didn't expect things would go wrong, but I have to tell you, of all the mission teams I've ever put together, this is a new low for a first assignment. In three days, you managed to melt the hotel to the ground with a "dragon", shoot at five of the hotel's guests, and hijack a helicopter. Needless to say, I'm not impressed with your ability to keep a low profile."

"Also, on a more personal note, my inbox is full of millions of copies of pictures of the hotel and the surrounding area. It'll take ages to download them all, and I had to spend $1,000,000 for the extra storage space necessary to keep all those files on my email account. You're very lucky that I've always had an interest in this hotel; otherwise I wouldn't easily forgive you for causing this unwarranted expenditure. Which of you jokers thought to send all this to me in email instead of just bringing me the cameras' storage drives?"

"Explain to me how you all managed to achieve this amazing degree of failure. Speak up, quickly."
   
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« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2014, 12:42:17 AM »   
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Your lordship, it is true that I was the one who hijacked the helicopter. But it was not of my own initiative sir. Delthion was the one who was firing the shots at the hotel guests, and we fears for our lives that the authorities would capture us and disrupt the timeline. So thus we needed a get away vehicle. I had sufficient understanding and knowledge of the aircraft that I was able to hijack and pilot it sir. But it was Delthions fault. If it wasn't for him firing shots at the hotel guest for who knows what reason, I wouldn't have been in it in the position of having to hijack the helicopter, in an effort to perserve the timeline and all that we hold most dear.
   
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« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2014, 11:18:31 AM »   
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Lord, I must inform you that it was my idea to send the pictures, but I had to because LT Sandpaw and Jasper started smashing started smashing the cameras, and their storage drives because it was "fun". At first I tried to hide the storage drives, but LT Sandpaw found them. So I took the remaining ones and emailed them to you.
   
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« Reply #25 on: November 28, 2014, 11:48:51 AM »   
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My great and powerful Overlord, some of the things these miscreants have said is true, but they left out the most defining details in the situation, so allow me to clear it up for you.

As Soren said, it was indeed Delthion who was firing at the hotel guests, but that was because Soren had spotted a pretty human female, and in an effort to communicate with her, had gotten us spotted. The guests began to try taking pictures of us, and succeeded in taking one of Soren, still trying to reach the human. Delthion, in a somewhat rash effort to clean up the damage Soren had caused, began shooting at the guests, and told me to go and smash their cameras to get rid of the picture, because as you said, we can't allow pictures to exist of us. LT Sandpaw and I complied, but Sandpaw was also holding the cameras we had used to take pictures of the hotel, and he mistakenly smashed those along with the ones that the guests had been using. Luckily Sam managed to email the pictures on the camera before they were completely destroyed.

I apologize for the number of pictures that cost you so much extra, but The Mask spent the entire trip taking pictures of everything in sight - he even took several thousand of our hotel's toilet for some odd reason. I tried to convince Soren not to take the helicopter, since it would attract so much attention, but he insisted that he knew what was best, and blamed us for shooting at the guests - but that wasn't our fault! It was HIS for getting a picture taken of himself! We were just trying to clean up his mess!

As for the Dragon, I honestly don't know where to start with that. You see, Sweden is home to a massive white one, and it had loads of riches. While the rest of us were at the hotel taking care of our task, Taggerung of Redwall wanted to earn himself a little bit of extra money - likely linked to his recent purchases of sketchy materials that might be used to overthrow you, oh powerful overlord. He stole a precious gem worth billions, and fled back to the hotel with the dragon hot on his heels. In its rage the Dragon destroyed the entire hotel, and would have killed us too if I hadn't returned the gem Tagg stole to it, at great risk to my own well - being!
   
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« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2014, 12:49:05 PM »   
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Your lordship, it is true that the woman I pursued was attractive in nature, but they is not the reason I pursued her. The reason is I had noticed that her camera's screen had a photo of Tagg stealing the gem. If this got out, then not only would they capture Tagg, who no doubt would tell the authorities we're on a mission, but would also trace is back to you oh lordship. It would disrupt the timeline as well as possibly putting you in danger. For if Tagg hadn't gotten greedy, then this situation would have never happened. It's all his fault.
   
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« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2014, 05:51:48 PM »    
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My gracious and great Overlord. I beg thy forgiveness for this terrible lack of discipline. I was rendered unconscious in the elevator for two days, then when I woke up, I had forgotten why I was there. I was very rude to your other servants due to the fact that I had no recollection of them, once again I beg your forgiveness, and hope that you will be able to do the same for the others. The blame goes to all of us, and I beg you to forgive all of us. Thank you my Overlord.


   
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« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2014, 10:07:20 AM »   
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Your Lordship it was very necessary to destroy the video devices and their storage units because it filmed Soren flirting with important officials. I admit it was very fun to find and destroy the cameras but it was for a good reason because we didn't want the officials enemy's seeing Soren and use it in a campaign disrupting the timeline. Sam tried to hide some of the storage units but I managed to find them in time. After the gunfire began I had to escape on the hijacked helicopter fearing for my life, but I didn't know it was hijacked I was told it was bought for "cheap".
   
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« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2014, 12:54:37 PM »   
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Lord, I know that I hid the storage units, and emailed them to you, but I must inform you that ToR told me that the new storage for email is free for unlimited amount of space. I asked if he was sure, and he said yes. As for Mask, he HELPED ToR get the precious gem, as ToR said he would get part of the money.
   
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« Reply #30 on: November 29, 2014, 02:40:24 PM »   
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Your highness, though it may appear otherwise, I was not "flirting" with the officials. I was trying to convince them to let me examine the footage they had taken of LT,  who had been filmed initially conversing with a woman in a helicopter pilot suit. It was for this reason that I tried to recover the footage, even though I was filmed in the process. Your lordship, we do all for your well being and out of your kindness! Please forgive us!
   
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« Reply #31 on: November 29, 2014, 05:35:14 PM »   
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YOU BLASTED WORMS!!!! Not you of course my lord. What these WORMS say is partially true. I did take all those photos of the toilet. But it was very clean and shiny! I did not however give Taggerung of Redwall any gems of any kind, I give him but a simple piece of dung. You must believe me, not these WORMS!! Also, I should mention, ToR took the rest of the pictures in exchange for the dungball.
   
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« Reply #32 on: November 30, 2014, 12:00:56 AM »    
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This is true, most supreme lordship, but it was Soren who had taken the gems from the Tagg. Taggerung must have made a team with Soren in order to confiscate the gems! I was then forced to push him down t5he stairs in an attempt to retrieve the gems. But once I did and went to him to get the gems, they were nowhere to be found.


   
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« Reply #33 on: November 30, 2014, 12:32:12 AM »   
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Your mighty lordship, it is true I took the gems from Tagg, but it was not a deal between us. But because I needed to draw the dragon away from the hotel. In an effort to preserve the mission,  I ran to a nearby creek and threw the gems in. However, LT was following me, and I belligerent he took the gems from the creek and back to the hotel. This caused the dragon to turn his attention to the hotel, after which he attacked it.
   
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« Reply #34 on: November 30, 2014, 12:36:25 AM »    
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When the hotel was destroyed, only LT was responsible for the destruction done to the Hotel, I tried to smash him to the side with a sledgehammer, but he ran on. Then when the dragon turned and dove on him, LT hurled the gems onto the roof of the hotel in fear for his life, he then duck and hid under a bush allowing the dragon to destroy the hotel.


   
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« Reply #35 on: November 30, 2014, 09:33:37 AM »   
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Its true that I retrieved the gem from the creek your lordship, I was trying to save the hotel by drawing the dragon further away. But when I was trying to escape away from the hotel Delthion went crazy and tried to kill me with a sledge hammer. I ran but the only way to run was back to the hotel. After the dragon had melted the hotel I realized that Soren had stolen back the gem while I was dodging Delthion who was jeopardizing the mission by forcing me towards the hotel.
   
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« Reply #36 on: November 30, 2014, 12:41:47 PM »    
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OOC: But it already states that you were running towards the hotel when I tried to smash you to the side with a sledgehammer.


   
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« Reply #37 on: November 30, 2014, 05:29:59 PM »   
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OOC: I don't think it does it only says I was at the hotel causing it to be melted and then you were trying to kill me with a sledge hammer, I don't think it ever said I was running originally towards the hotel.
   
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« Reply #38 on: November 30, 2014, 06:24:57 PM »    
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Your mighty lordship, it is true I took the gems from Tagg, but it was not a deal between us. But because I needed to draw the dragon away from the hotel. In an effort to preserve the mission,  I ran to a nearby creek and threw the gems in. However, LT was following me, and I belligerent he took the gems from the creek and back to the hotel. This caused the dragon to turn his attention to the hotel, after which he attacked it.


   
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« Reply #39 on: November 30, 2014, 08:50:30 PM »   
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OOC: Back to the hotel because you were attacking me with a sledge hammer. He left that part out.
   
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« Reply #40 on: November 30, 2014, 10:41:31 PM »   
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OOC: No I didnt. Your supposed to be a theif.
Your lordship, the reason I re-took the gem was not only to draw the dragon away from any trace that could be led back to you, but also to save them from Tagg, who was attempting to take the items he coveted, the gems.
   
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« Reply #41 on: November 30, 2014, 11:16:54 PM »   
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"If nothing else, I can see that this trip didn't go anywhere towards drawing you closer as a team. The backbiting and contradictions here are pathetic. I can see that my money on all of those "Leading Through the Magic of Friendship" books was wasted."

"I guess I'll just have to go back to what I know works. If perks don't get it done, fear will draw you together... fear of what will happen if you fail me, which you have so miserably done here. I'll tell you flat out now: one of you is not going to be leaving this room the same way that you came in. You can beg and grovel as much as you like, but I find it annoying, not ingratiating, and it will not help you escape punishment."

"The claims against Taggerung_of_Redwall are numerous. I would prefer for him to give his account of the situation, but I'm willing to hear from anyone who is willing to shed some light on why he took the actions he apparently did. After that is cleared up, I will decide which of you should be disposed of."
   
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« Reply #42 on: December 02, 2014, 03:48:49 PM »   
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Jasper looked around at his companions. None of them seemed keen to defend Tagg, likely because it was clear the dire consequences would be carried out on the one deemed ultimately responsible for the failure. Tagg himself seemed to be in a silent trance, likely induced by pure fear of the staggering penalties James was alluding to. Jasper decided someone may as well give the side of the story Tagg had revealed on the ride back to base. He stepped forward:

Oh great overlord, Tagg informed me of his explanations not long ago, on the ride back to your domain. His health seemed to be deteriorating, so I recorded it on this: *Pulls out a small device and turns it on. A hologram appears of an earlier version of Tagg*

*The hologram of Tagg:* "Oh great overlord, it is true that I stole the gem, but it was necessary under the circumstances. You see, in the hotel I noticed that Mask was taking an incredible amount of pictures of the toilet alone. I figured over the trip he might have taken billions of them. This was alright thanks to the admirable storage capacity of the camera, but later Jasper and another one of these bumbling blockheads smashed the cameras by the mistake mentioned earlier. Sam wasted little time in emailing the entire storage of the cameras straight to you great overlord. I am well versed in email, since I own one myself, and realized the storage capacity would be too much for the regular email plan, and would cost millions to fix.

I asked around about how we may earn some more cash to compensate you, when Mask informed me that there was an old abandoned mine in the northwest. He told me nothing of the ferocious Dragon that lived there. I journeyed to the mine and found the gem unguarded in the open. I took it back to the hotel, not realizing a dragon was stalking me on the way back. When I got there, it roared and attacked. Although some of these servants mention me trading off the gem in some sort of imaginary dark scheme, I was merely trying to keep us all alive by changing the target the Dragon was after. (If a single servant had kept the gem, he would surely have been roasted alive.) After that it was a mad game of hot potato, with dire consequences for the loser. Some of the servants did not immediately see the Dragon, and that accounts for the odd things they claim to have seen me do with the gem.

Earlier Mask mentioned me taking pictures in exchange for dung. This is clearly misled, I had no want or desire for this disgusting material, and merely grabbed it so that his hands were free to take the gem when the dragon was hot on our heels. As for the photos I supposedly took in exchange for it, that was merely me taking a picture of the raging Dragon to show that it was not us, but the Dragon that melted the entire hotel. Please understand, great overlord, that it was not my doing that this mission went the way it did!"

*hologram fades*

OOC: If tagg comes he can edit my post, or write a new one if he likes. Anything works for me, I just wrote this to keep the game going on the admirable pace it has been at thus far. I've never been in such an active and enjoyable roleplay   
   
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« Reply #43 on: December 02, 2014, 10:15:03 PM »   
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"I've heard enough. You have been unbelievably incompetent -- all you had to do was nothing! I'm tempted to destroy all of you, but my robotic servants' Chameleon programs are glitched right now. I can't use them for undercover work, so I have to keep some of you around until my objectives here are complete."

"The purpose here is to build an effective team. One of you does not fit in with my vision. He is the one who will be punished. Watch and learn from his most fascinating fate."

A previously hidden spotlight shone down on The Mask's glass capsule. A robotic arm suddenly lowered from inside the capsule's ceiling, and grabbed The Mask, holding him in position. A second arm came down with a large hypodermic needle and began injecting the unfortunate servant in several places.

The effect was immediate. White hair began to spring up all across The Mask's body. The other servants winced as several sickening cracks and pops came from the direction of the lit capsule. The Mask's body changed and transformed, bones and flesh molding and changing, until -- !

The Overlord spoke.

"Yes, what you see before you is a gorilla. An albino gorilla, to be precise. I decided that this was an appropriate punishment, considering his recent behavior. This bizarre fascination with a toilet is unseemly for any human servant of mine. While it could have been forgiven if he was helpful, he in fact did nothing to salvage the situation. Trust me when I say that he will be far more useful in his current state than he ever would have been working with you."

"I have some unfinished business to conduct in this time, but it does not concern any of you. Instead, you will be going a few years into the future, to meet up with some old friends of mine."

"The teleporter will take you near a city called Cupertino, in the old state of California. An agent I have on the ground, Max Marcos, will greet you there and assist you throughout this mission. I cannot beam you directly to your destination due to the fact that it is a frequented area, and your abrupt appearance there would be noticed, so he will also assist you in finding appropriate transportation to the meeting place. You're to talk with the Death-Defying Beavers that are there and pick up the "Omega Six" package. They will know what I'm asking for. Get to the destination, get the package, bring it back safely, and don't cause a scene."

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A few hours later...

"I'm not quite sure how you manage it. No package anywhere in sight. An expenditure from my account for a $5000 bribe to a Mr. Tim Amack, an ex-bus driver. The prolonged kidnapping of a girl who was a passenger on a bus. Finally, a Death-Defying Beaver Battle Saucer appeared in a nearby part of the city and started blowing things up. Do you have any idea how many people are going to have to have their memories wiped to avoid contaminating the timeline?"

"I had a solemn promise from the Beavers, who never break their word, to avoid interfering with this planet unless their presence was requested. So I surmise you boneheads did meet with the beavers, and somehow inspired them to perform this act of mayhem. Why, and what happened to my package? Why the bribe? And what's with this taking a captive and hiding out in the woods with her? What does "do not cause a scene" mean to you fools, anyway? I'm not talking about film-making!"

"Start talking. If you're lucky maybe I'll only vaporize one of you."
   
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« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2014, 02:01:03 AM »   
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Your mighty lordship, I'm afraid I don't know much about the events during our mission. But I'll tell you what I do know.
We teleported down to the surface, and as soon as we made it to the city of Cupertino, we went to see your agent, Mr. Marcos. He instructed us to get in the back of a van, while he made arrangements for us to have minimal contact, in an effort not to disrupt the timeline. After 15 minutes of waiting, he returned, and got us out from the van. However, as soon as I stepped out, I was hit on the head, and fell unconscious. When I came too, I was tied to a bus seat near the back. I had a towel in my mouth, preventing me from speaking. I had my limbs tied up, which prevented me from moving. I noticed a girl tied up in the back of the bus with me. But she was still unconscious. I saw someone who looked like Tagg hand the driver an envelope, and then walk out of the bus. The bus driver came to the back of the bus and knocked me unconscious again.
When I came too a second time, the bus was on its side. The girl was gone, as was the driver. I had fallen from my ##:1162 and I climbed out of the burning bus, only to see a Death Defying Beaver saucer destroy the building next to me. I searched for what seemed like hours, looking for my team members or Mr. Marcos. I couldn't find the , or the package.
   
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« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2014, 11:35:42 AM »    
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Most gracious and esteemed Overlord. It is true that we failed you in your mission but it was LT that handed the driver an envelope, not Tagg. It contained some sort of hypnotic jewel, I know this because as soon as the driver opened it, he looked as if he had no control over his body. I thought originally that he was trying to help the driver have no knowledge of us, but then he told me and a DDB to find something for him and that he would stay right there, unfortunately this was a lie. When I questioned him about where I could find such a thing he shoved me and the DDB out of the van and ordered the driver to drive off, leaving me and the DDB in a cloud of smoke. Thankfully there was a working over-sized hamster wheel, that the DDB had borrowed from Ham the hamster. We then followed the van as fast as possible to watch LT whack Soren and drive off again, we didn't have time to stop and pick him up and followed them at top speed, eventually the DDB called in a battle saucer and beamed up and started firing at the van but his aim was terrible. 


   
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         Re: Overlord's Orders XI
« Reply #46 on: December 03, 2014, 01:43:06 PM »   
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OOC: Who's DDB isn't that a Death Defying Beaver?

BIC: Milord I can understand your anger but I have an explanation, After the bus driver knocked out Soren and dragged him on board the bus I chased after him, when I climbed aboard after Tim and Soren, the bus driver demanded a ransom for Soren's life, I handed him my personal hypnotic gem to try and trick him into handing over Soren for nothing but he caught on and pointed a small deadly plasma gun at me hiding it from the others. he told me quietly that if I didn't do as he said he would kill me and Soren. I had to do something so after I pushed Delthion and the DDB out of the way and knocked out Soren again I summoned a different Beaver to help. I am a friend with a high ranking beaver and he agreed to time jump and help us.
I think something went wrong with their ship and they crashed and had to be teleported out by their ally's, however the other beavers ship was flown by a noob but they covered them with suppressive fire to let my friend escape. Luckily while Tim was distracted by the buildings being blasted I was able to throw Soren off the bus I was unable to get the kidnaped girl off as well though, then when Tim threatened to kill me I told him I would give him five Million for my life and the girl, luckily for me he couldn't count very well and I got away with giving him five thousand instead.

Turns out Tim's a really good driver and he lost the team, they were chasing us. After Tim dropped me off in the most random spot he could find I searched for the team and Soren for some time, meeting up first with Soren and then the team. I had to take the girl with me because I couldn't leave her on the street.
   
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« Reply #47 on: December 03, 2014, 04:28:41 PM »   
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Mask's fate was hilarious, I can't stop cracking up.

Oh great Overlord, many of these inaccurate accounts likely sound like a jumble of nonsense and excuses. Luckily I saw the whole thing unfold firsthand, and I'm here to clear things up for you. Once again, due undoubtedly to fear of punishment, these servants have frantically covered the main ideas of what happened, but have entirely missed the important details. I'll start from the beginning:

Once we made it to the city we met up with the agent, as Soren has said. Max told us as a side job he runs an enchilada dealership, and had a large shipment due only a mile from the meeting place. He informed us that we could ride along in the back of the van in order to get there quietly. We did so, and finally wound up at a small mexican restaurant full of dancing people in taco suits. They were having a raging fiesta, and they had set up a wild game of bowling in the center of the restaurant. They gave Delthion a try, but he's an awful bowler, and he threw the bowling ball over the entire crowd- straight into the forehead of Soren. The poor fellow seemed to be in terrible shape, and under the advice of LT Sandpaw, we put a towel in his mouth to keep him cool. We were worried he might have broken something, so to prevent him from moving and making it worse, we tied him to a bus seat in the restaurant's "Spicy Salsa" Dance & Party Bus.

Max insisted we spend a little time at the fiesta to fit in. (No one shows up at a party and then immediately leaves!) Despite all our warnings, Delthion tried to bowl again, and he hit a young girl. We had similar worries for her, so we did the same to her as we did Soren, and put her in the party bus. Her friends realized she was gone later, and reported to the police that she was "kidnapped," but we merely were trying to save her.

After all of that, we  packed on the bus and went to meet the beavers. We all unloaded (including Soren), and the meeting went well, but Tim the bus driver received a call that he had been fired while the meeting was taking place. Determining that ransom was the best option to earn some cash to replace his lost income, he grabbed Soren and dragged him onto the bus. Sandpaw managed to get on the bus, and pushed Delthion and a Death-Defying Beaver off the bus in an effort to save them. I assume the "friend he called in to cover us with suppressive fire" is the beaver saucer that exploded half the city. The rest of us did what we could to chase the bus, but Tim got away and apparently dropped Sandpaw and the girl off in a random alley.

After meeting up, we all decided that we couldn't leave the girl on the street, so we kept her with us. I proposed giving the girl back, but the police believed we were responsible for her kidnapping and the missing bus, so we had to just high tail it out of there. I'll let me fellow servants continue from that point.
   
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« Reply #48 on: December 04, 2014, 06:07:06 PM »    
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It is true my lord that I accidentally knocked both Soren and the girl unconscious but this is only because LT was standing in the kitchen which was hidden from the rest of the guests which were facing me. Anyway, back to LT: He was projecting a hologram right in front of me, it looked like it was from the Exorcist so I was startled each time and swung at it with the bowling ball, of course when I met no resistance since holograms are only light I let go of the bowling ball in surprise, then it thudded into Soren's head, and on the second time it was onto the girl's head.


   
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« Reply #49 on: December 04, 2014, 06:40:52 PM »   
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It's true Milord I was projecting the image to motivate him with a cheering figure. The first time I was distracted and didn't see what it was I was projecting The second time I saw it and hurried to reprogram it but Delthion had already knocked out the girl. I had no intention to scare him, I had no idea he was scared by it.
Actually it was supposed to be a positive thing.
   
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« Reply #50 on: December 06, 2014, 09:05:45 PM »   
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Overlord, this is all true, but LT chose the hologram also to scare some people of the future. He figured that he could have fun scaring some people of the future, and get away with it.
   
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« Reply #51 on: December 06, 2014, 10:47:57 PM »    
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But this was only true due to Silent Sam's encouragement, even I being distracted by the roar of the crowd could hear him chanting; "Do it LT do it!" I wasn't going to bring it up unless Sam blamed LT. But he did, so I did, so you heard.


   
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« Reply #52 on: December 07, 2014, 10:12:48 AM »   
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It's true I was scaring people during the Fiesta for fun, but it was because several people were encouraging me including Sam, the point is when I was trying to motivate Delthion someone must have switched my motivation tape with my projector but I

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Your graciousness, it is true that I accessed the sound system in your base, and that I used LT's holographic projector. But it was for good reason.
You see my lord, Sam was the one who was heading the clearing out of starfish from your base. He said it would go quicker if we could scare the starfish away. He said that starfish are afraid of cows. And if we projected an image of a cow then it would scare away the starfish. So I grabbed the holographic projector and used it too project the image of a cow to scare the starfish. However, the targeting sensors were off. LT rarely keeps up with that kind of thing. So I had no idea where it was projecting the image of a cow. Sam said that maybe the audio of cow sounds would work. So sense he didn't know how to do it, I accessed the sound system of the base. I used it to play cow sounds and drive the starfish out faster. So you see your lordship that it was all for the betterment of you and your assets.

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