I dare you... to hit paste in the replies.

[Maudie]

Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with
the wrong man! No one says "no" to Gaston!

Heh heh. Darn right.

Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's
more than I can bear.

More beer?

What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
My- what a guy, that Gaston

Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips

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\n No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see I've got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
(That's right!)
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
I'm espcially good at expectorating
(Ptooey!)
Ten points for Gaston!

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge

No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating
Say it again
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
And his name's G-A-S- T -
G-A-S-T - E -
G-A-S-T-O - oh!

GASTON!!!
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[alexandre]

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[Maudie]

https://thearmitageeffect.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/bilbo.jpg

[Hickory]

K-3 had been tasked with inventorying the Moff's space station. The droid stepped over the remaining bodies with - distaste? - as it approached the Crewman and escorting troopers. "Crewman," it said, acknowledging Bona. K-3 opened the nearest compartment, revealing a blaster rack and several other weapons and supplies.

[Hickory]

"...[ratty] engines on the prototypes," remarked Colshe to a fellow pilot as he strolled past the female pilot quarters. "I mean, why the kriff would you switch out the engine type but keep the fuel? I swear, the Sienar executives are getting more and more idiotic everyday."
The pilot waved towards Necera, having recognized her from how Ivalice had described earlier. "Sergeant," he said casually. "Heard about the new TIE prototype models?"

[alexandre]

Schnauzer

[Feles]

https://soundcloud.com/jakechudnow

[Hickory]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mgc.gif

[Søren]

[Hickory]

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/natkingcole/theverythoughtofyou.html

[Feles]

U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics

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[Hickory]

I O N  G R E N A D E S  D O N ' T  M E L T  G U N S H I P  A R M O R

[Hickory]

A moderator is toppled from his position by an Ugnattist* (unseen.)
(2017, colorized)

[Feles]

Hades, Zeus and Poseidon each drew lots to determine who would rule

[Hickory]

Nestor Ivanovych Makhno or Bat'ko ("Father") Makhno[1] (Ukrainian: ?? ??, Russian: ? ; October 26, 1888 (N.S. November 7) – July 6, 1934) was a Ukrainian anarcho-communist revolutionary and the commander of an independent anarchist army in Ukraine during the Russian Civil War of 1917–22.