What do you think happened when you joined this forum?

[Izeroth]

That's why I've never trusted cultists. They always seem ready to sacrifice and murder one another...

[Delthion]

Yes...

[Søren]

They're (more than) a little scary.

[Jetthebinturong]

I wouldn't generalize cults like that, for all you know there could be a cult that worships fluffy unicorns in a tent. I mean, the WBC are a cult and, while they are scary, I don't think they've sacrificed or murdered anyone just yet

Wow, lots of death and pain.

Not really, only the tortured hellscholar bit had anything to do with pain or death

[Søren]

Either way, we'll be keeping an eye on you. 

[Jetthebinturong]

I never said I was one of them, it was just a momentous occasion because I am a being of immense power, near-limitless knowledge and mind-boggling charisma

[Rusvul]

I'm not sure you could generalize cults as being all evil... But, to be fair, I've never actually run into a good cult in any game I've ever played. Unless you count a druidic circle as a cult.

When I joined I made a fool of myself. Then I went AFK for years, came back, and was actually smart.

[Lady Amber]

When I joined, awesomeness was made.

[Maudie]

When I clicked the "Register" button, everyone mysteriously became happy. And hyper. And they all started dancing around.

[Hickory]

When I joined, everyonne felt the urge to bow down to Me, Gruven Zann TAGGERUNG!!!!!

[Maudie]

Dude, your screen name is Sagetip, the hare.

[Hickory]

Yes but the quote I used is the best one I know of,, even though I loath Gruven.

[Skyblade]

The number of total members increased by one

[Norham Waterpaw]

*facedesk*

When I joined, there was mourning, and sadness. Then I made an art thread, and everything got worse. 

[Rainshadow]

  When I joined, all of the members groaned simultaneously.  A new insane member had come; one who would torment the members for as long as she lived.