The Winter Nameday Feast

[The Skarzs]

Yes, thank you.

Skarzsels you need a nap, you are acting very cranky. *Points* Now go brush your teeth and get in bed.

Umm. . . no thanks.

[rachel25]

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[LT Sandpaw]

Yay good food, so how about that pie eating contest, who want's to sign up?

[rachel25]

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[Lady Amber]

*Starts eating pie* Nah, I won't join, I'll probably feel sick if I eat to much pie; I'll just eat a couple of slices.

[Delthion]

*Stuffs twenty-two pies in Amber's mouth and forces her to swallow them.*

[LT Sandpaw]

AND WE HAVE A WINNER, And it's Amber who ate twenty two and a half pies in three seconds. *Clap Clap* Here's your first place prize, an ten foot diameter apple pie all just for you, congratulations! *Clap Clap, Wild applause*

[Lady Amber]

*Collapses on the floor, twitching*

[LT Sandpaw]

And now the winner of the apple eating contest will give us a speech on why this success is so important to her. *Hands mic to twitching Amber*

[Lady Amber]

*Groans*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Wild standing ovation from the entire crowd*
THAT WAS SO MOTIVATING, ENCORE, ENCORE, BRAVO, BRAVO
*Crowd carries her around the room on their shoulders*

[Lady Amber]

Leave me to die peacefully.

[Russa Nodrey]

Okay. *Tosses Amber in a desert*

[LT Sandpaw]

Hey that massive pies for eating not swimming. *Fishes Amber out*

[Delthion]

*Forces Amber to eat all of the banquet and then three banquets more.*