Kidnap Everyone

[SilentSam]

Huh? But I was rescu- MPHMMMHHPPHMH

[Unimaginative]

Sam?

I can't see anything. Where are we?

Also, shouldn't this topic be in the cellars?

[SilentSam]

Maybe, the mods can move it if they like.
Mphmmhphhmhpph (no idea, but I'm tied up and gagged, unlike you, and sleepy... Very slee...) *gas makes me fall asleep*

[Søren]

Someone's paid the ransome note for you two.
*tosses Sam and Han into a stream.*
They're supposed to find you here.
*leaves*

[SilentSam]

ZZZZZ...