News:

We're doing a read-along of the Redwall series! The current book is The Sable Quean!

Main Menu

GUEST ALERT!!

Started by Delthion, December 12, 2014, 03:52:11 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Izeroth

*Pushes someone in front of him, to use as a shield*

Cornflower MM

Quote from: Mask on December 16, 2014, 05:37:20 AM
A guest was just requesting a password reminder! They're trying to hack our accounts!

I did that when I first left. I was going to cheat and come on as a Member for a few inutes, but I'd changed my password. . . . So, maybe, it's one of us!

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on December 17, 2014, 05:06:47 AM
I remember when the guests revolted that one time nearly a year ago... ah, good times....

...

PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

Oh, aye. I remember!

Ungatt Trunn

Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 17, 2014, 11:30:37 PM

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on December 17, 2014, 05:06:47 AM
I remember when the guests revolted that one time nearly a year ago... ah, good times....

...

PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

Oh, aye. I remember!
Yea, those were good 'ole times...

WHO'S IN CHARGE OF THE WEAPONS???

Life is too short to rush through it.

Rainshadow

  *Raises hand*  Ooh!  Ooh!  Pick me!  Pick me!  I just enchanted all these guns to be health-absorbing, so you get healed every time you shoot a guest!  :D  *Displays large armoury in a small case that could not possibly hold that many guns*  Oh, how I love Time Lord technology.  Magic's pretty helpful, too, though.  Now, Rochil, help me hand these out.

  *Starts handing out guns*  ...What are these "gun" items again?

  Oh dear.
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!

Ungatt Trunn

WADDYA MEAN, THERES NO GUNS???

Life is too short to rush through it.

Rainshadow

  No, there are guns, but Rocky's being an idiot.  *Gives Gato a gun*

  I am not an idiot, I merely do not understand the purpose of these objects.  What do they do?

  You point 'em at someone and click this trigger button.  Then it shoots them.  Sometimes you have to reload it.  Very simple.

  ...So it is like a bow?

  Sort of, yeah.

  Odd.  I shall use my claws instead.

  Go right ahead.  I wasn't gonna give you a gun anyway.
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!

Ungatt Trunn

But this "gun" is not a proper object! ;D

Life is too short to rush through it.

SilentSam

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHH (IM BEING HELD HOSTAGE!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!)
;D~~~~Silent~~~~Sam~~~~Squirrel~~~ ;D
HEHE!

I AM SAM ;D
Cicha sam jest najlepszym redwall znaków!

Ungatt Trunn

The guests have now struck! They have taken Sam!

Life is too short to rush through it.

Rainshadow

  'Scuse me?  *Puts hand on hip*  What do you mean, "not a proper object"?  These things are awesome!  I also have a selection of rifles that are enchanted to have better accuracy, so that's cool.  How could they not be proper objects?  *Gets in Gato's face*  HUH?  HUH?!

 Oh, and Rocky, can you see to Sammy-chan, please?

 My name is not Rocky.

 Oh, hush.  Go rescue him, please.  And try not to get yourself killed, ya hear?  My laundry still needs to be washed, and dinner needs to be cooked.

 Glad to see that you care about my well-being.  *Shifts to dragon form*  *Flies off to go get SilentSam*
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!

Ungatt Trunn

I still want a proper gun...

Life is too short to rush through it.

Cornflower MM

*Accidentally shoots self with gun*

Delthion

*Arms self with Narsil, and a shield of Gondor.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Søren

*takes command*
I can deal with the guests...


I'm retired from the forum

Rainshadow

  Y'all're so ungrateful.  ::)  *Picks up assault rifle with several enchantments on it*  You like my gun?  I call her "Mary Sue", 'cause this gun is pretty much a one shot, one kill gun.  And it has infinite bullets, so that's pretty awesome.

  *Returns with SilentSam*  I have brought back the hostage.

  Awwww!  Thanks, Rocky!  *Gives Rochil a peck on the cheek before untying Sammy-chan*

  *Blushes*  Please do not do that ever again.

  I'll do whatever I want, Rocky, 'cause I'm your mistress.  :p
If you're interested in my art or keeping in touch, I'm active on DeviantArt and Instagram!