My brother's Hobbit crackfic

[The Skarzs]

I would have thought you would be the only one who could answer that. . .

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Aw man, I was just reading it. The cringe

[Tungro]

Looks good to me 

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Is it though?

[Tungro]

Enough to were you should continue the story...

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Should I guys?

[The Witessss]

read some medieval times books they are worth your time. (actually i haven't read the LOTR books, so read it if you want to)

[Tungro]

Should I guys?

Absolutely

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Okay then, if that's the case, here. I just thought this up in around ten minutes. Enjoy!                          

                                                                                        CHAPTER 11

When they woke up the next day, Tauriel saw something very odd. It was Radagast bathing in a puddle! Luckily the puddle was deep enough to cover his lower half. 

But Tauriel screamed. She screamed until she could scream no more. Unfortunately, while she was screaming she alerted some stray wargs. The wargs charged at them. Luckily Legolas and Gandalf were also awake so they immediately ran away. As did Radagast, who had a towel made out of twigs covering his backside.

Of course, as they ran they suddenly approached a cliff-side. They were very undecided on what to do. "Why did you have to scream like that?" inquired Legolas. 

"I don't know, why did Radagast have to bathe in a puddle?"

"Why did you have to look?" demanded Radagast.

In the midst of their arguing, Gandalf was messing with a moth. He told it in his strange language to go get the eagles he enslaved many years ago. The moth obeyed.

Just as the wargs were approaching, Gandalf told the others to jump.

"What?!" they all exclaimed in unison.

"Just do it, you moth droppings!"

"Fine," they all said.

As they jumped, three eagles came. It was a beautiful sight. Legolas thought he was going to land on an  eagle with his hottie Tauriel, but life doesn't always go as planned. Instead, he landed on one with mostly-naked Radagast. Legolas wanted to barf, but he held it in.

Suddenly he noticed something odd. Gandalf and Tauriel were on an eagle, together. So what happened to the other eagle? Suddenly Legolas saw what had happened. Looking back on the reason he had left his home made him realize what he was seeing. The maidens from Mirkwood were riding the eagle!


~ I know this was a short chapter, but at least something happened, lol.

[Jukka the Sling]

I died at the part where Legolas landed on the eagle with Radagast.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Thanks.

But in all seriousness though, I feel I've reopened and old wound.

[Lady Amber]

Lol, this is really funny.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

I hope Tungro enjoyed it. He said he liked the other chapters. Or at least he didn't hate them

[Tungro]

Or at least he didn't hate them

[The Shadow of Korriban]

I'm actually very happy with this chapter. Of course, though my writing style hasn't changed a bit, something did happen in this one. I think...