The Extrememly Serious Topic (DON'T YOU DARE LAUGH!)

[Søren]

Huh?

*Looks at the thread's name* Everyone get serious! *Cough* *Walks up to Soren* *British accent* Soren, I have some...very...very bad news: Henry the Stable Boy...he...stole a horseshoe.

Russa, say it isn't so! SAY IT ISN'T TRUE!!! *sobs everywhere* OHHHH!! *crying really bad now* HE'LL NEVER SURVIVE IN PRISON!!! *crying and slowly falls to the floor*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Gives Soren a handkerchief* *British accent* There, there, old fellow, it will be alright. We'll soon get things straightened out.

[Hickory]

*walks up with Glock 18* Ve vill see about that.

[Lady Amber]

*British accent* I just want to say, that Henry was a good lad; he always did his chores in the stable, never complained, and always worked hard. And if he stole a horseshoe, I'm sure it was only because he had to, because of his impoverished state, his lack of money, as it were. That's why he stole it. He would never have done it normally.
And, well, if he dies, I'm sure he'll go to a better place. *Sniffs* I've...I've also composed a short poem in honor of him:

He worked in stables,
He fixed up wagons,
He harnessed horses,
He drank water from flagons.

We'll never forget this brave little lad,
Forever in our memory, he will be had.

*Starts crying*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Bangs little hammer, is wearing a massive wig and a black robe* Bring forth the defended and bring this court to order. *Bangs the little hammer thing again* What are the charges against Henry the stable boy?

[Izeroth]

 *rummages through papers*

Hmm... well, your honor, he's accused of participating in major theft and murd- no, wait, that can't be right.

*rummages through papers again*

Ah, here it is! He's accused of stealing a horseshoe.

Bring the defendants forth!

[Dannflower Reguba]

       Whaaaaaa?

[Izeroth]

       Whaaaaaa?

There's a trial going on in here! Get out!

[LT Sandpaw]

*Hammers gavel (That's what its called) loudly* The charges are the theft of one horseshoe, defense may speak. Defense rise and remember you are under oath.

[Kade Rivok]

Nyehehehehe

[Ripred the Gnawer]

*Revives thread with a bucket of water*

[Kade Rivok]

How wude.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

It was dead though.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Nae anymore...

[WorshipTiria]

IT'S ALIVE!

MUAHAHAHA--whoops.