Last post wins II

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Arigatou, rusvul! Now, you must pay the price.  *Draws cherry sword and slashes rusvul into rusvul ribbons*

[Hickory]

OHH, these ribbons make good decoration for the Midsummer Feast! *hangs rusvul on rafters*

[Rusvul]

*Watches in amusement as cherry sword flails wildly against battlesuit* I... I don't think you're going to get very far with that. Let me sort this out. *Raises plasma weapon*

[Hickory]

*ducks plasma blast* ha ha! *raises light saber through rusvul*

[Rusvul]

Look, what's your combat strength? We can't resolve this without a number. Let's see... Swordsmen have a strength of fourteen. I think. True Battlesuits have a strength of 66. You can't win this.

[Hickory]

Yes, but tis lightsaber is augmented with super-crystals, plus it's powered by a girodyne-577 fusion reactor, thus raising it's number to 67, jist enough! *slice*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Bah! This cherry sword will defeat all! *Impales rus and makes impala*

[Hickory]

*cuts blace off cherry sword and eats it* "I say, mmph, delicious, snork, wot?!"

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Cherry impala! Charge! *Cherry impala impale Sagetip and rusvul*

[Hickory]

Ha, I have that coin from Pirates of the Carribean! I'm immortal!

[Rusvul]

Yes, but tis lightsaber is augmented with super-crystals, plus it's powered by a girodyne-577 fusion reactor, thus raising it's number to 67, jist enough! *slice*

It doesn't work like that... If your strength is slightly higher than mine, I take slightly more damage than you do. I don't die immediately. And I'm on a hill, which gives me a +20%. And I've got the lev tanks behind me. You can't win this. You couldn't win this even if you were a Siege Worm.

[LT Sandpaw]

I was looking at my battle skills and

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Tsk tsk. *Blocks Sandpaw's, Rus's and Sagetip's noses*

[Rainshadow]

  *Points at cherry pit rift, which is even bigger than before*  You guys do realize that it's still open, right?  *Cherry pit pride and despair demons come pouring out of the rift*

[Hickory]

*flies away*