Invade!!!

[SilentSam]

Me and my family have decided that WE should have Redwall Abbey. We are going to conquer the Forum. If you are to help us we will not kick you out. (Just remember I'm not serious, I thought this would be fun)

[Jetthebinturong]

Yes... fun.

GOLEM ARMY! ARISE! TURN THIS MISERABLE SQUIRREL AND HIS FAMILY INTO DUST!

[SilentSam]

Oh, I'm not worried. We have the foxes, the searats, the weasels, ferrets, stoats, and EVERYONE who wanted to take over Redwall. Also, we have dark magic. And... STAR TREK! Also we have the other golems. And the other squirrels.

[Søren]

Your going down.

[The Skarzs]

That saber design makes sense, actually; it would make more sense, though, if it were a cross-guard made of Mandalorian iron or some other metal impervious to lightsabers.

[SilentSam]

I don't think so. *arrows fall on soren*

[Jetthebinturong]

*Golem touches one of Sam's soldiers, he turns to dust*

Sweep the forum clean of this filth my mighty army!

*Sways Sam's golems to my side*

Sow destruction from within!

[Maudie]

Invading is overrated.

[SilentSam]

Noooo! Not Sammy!!  My brother! You. Will. Pay. * uses dark magic and bring Sammy back to life* * uses dark magic to sway back golems* *destroys the rest* *puts Soren and jet in a cage*

[Søren]

*uses light saber to cut out of the cage*
That was unwise on your part
*force chokes Sam*

[Kitsune]

*Sighs* You people never think to use diplomacy... but then again, you might not want to be reasoned with.

[The Skarzs]

Are you new to the cellars?

[Maudie]

Invading is overrated.

[SilentSam]

H... Ell ...p.  Samuel! Sammy!  Samuella! Attack! * they ties Soren up and take his light saber also, they put Soren into a bottomless pit* ha. Continue!!

[Jetthebinturong]

*Raises another golem army*
Cut off the head of the serpent, KILL SILENTSAM!