The Food Topic!

[Tam and Martin]

FOOD MARVELOUS FOOD! WONDERFUL FOOD!

[Buzz_Bumble]

The phrase is Food, Glorious Food ... it's a song from the musical Oliver ...

[All] Is it worth the waiting for?
If we live 'til eighty four
All we ever get is gru...el!
Ev'ry day we say our prayer --
Will they change the bill of fare?
Still we get the same old gru...el!
There's not a crust, not a crumb can we find,
Can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge,
But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imag...ine

Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood --
[Orphan Solo] Cold jelly and custard!
Pease pudding and saveloys!
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys --
indigestion!

[All] Food, glorious food!
We're anxious to try it.
[Orphan solo]Three banquets a day --
[All]Our favorite diet!

[Orphan Solo] Just picture a great big steak --
[All] Fried, roasted or stewed.
Oh, food, left side
Wonderful food, right side
Marvelous food, left side
Glorious food.

[All, Faster] Food, glorious food!
Don't care what it looks like --
Burned! Underdone! Crude!
Don't care what the cook's like.
Just thinking of growing fat --
Our senses go reeling
One moment of knowing that
Full-up feeling!

[All] Food, glorious food!
What wouldn't we give for
That extra bit more --
That's all that we live for
Why should we be fated to
Do nothing but brood
On food,
Magical food,
Wonderful food,
Glorious food!

Or, there's The Candy Man from the real Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (rather than the hideous new Johnny Deep version) ...

[Bill] Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate
and a miracle or two?

The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it is a sigh
Soak it in the sun
and make a strawberry lemon pie?

[Children] The candyman?

[Bill] The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

Willy Wonka makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes

Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a deam
Seperate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?

The candyman

[Children] Willy Wonka can

[Bill] The candyman can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good cause the candyman thinks it should

[Tam and Martin]

The phrase is Food, Glorious Food ... it's a song from the musical Oliver ...

[All] Is it worth the waiting for?
If we live 'til eighty four
All we ever get is gru...el!
Ev'ry day we say our prayer --
Will they change the bill of fare?
Still we get the same old gru...el!
There's not a crust, not a crumb can we find,
Can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge,
But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imag...ine

Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we're in the mood --
[Orphan Solo] Cold jelly and custard!
Pease pudding and saveloys!
What next is the question?
Rich gentlemen have it, boys --
indigestion!

[All] Food, glorious food!
We're anxious to try it.
[Orphan solo]Three banquets a day --
[All]Our favorite diet!

[Orphan Solo] Just picture a great big steak --
[All] Fried, roasted or stewed.
Oh, food, left side
Wonderful food, right side
Marvelous food, left side
Glorious food.

[All, Faster] Food, glorious food!
Don't care what it looks like --
Burned! Underdone! Crude!
Don't care what the cook's like.
Just thinking of growing fat --
Our senses go reeling
One moment of knowing that
Full-up feeling!

[All] Food, glorious food!
What wouldn't we give for
That extra bit more --
That's all that we live for
Why should we be fated to
Do nothing but brood
On food,
Magical food,
Wonderful food,
Glorious food!

Or, there's The Candy Man from the real Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (rather than the hideous new Johnny Deep version) ...

[Bill] Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate
and a miracle or two?

The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it is a sigh
Soak it in the sun
and make a strawberry lemon pie?

[Children] The candyman?

[Bill] The candyman
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

Willy Wonka makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes

Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a deam
Seperate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?

The candyman

[Children] Willy Wonka can

[Bill] The candyman can cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good cause the candyman thinks it should

I was referring to Ice Age: The Meltdown.

[Mariel]

I like food (you never would have guessed )

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

I like food (you never would have guessed )

Nay, never!

[Vilu Daskar]

Just think about this:

Warm chocolate chip cookies fresh from the oven. The aroma filling your nose. You pick one up and slowly bend it. It doesn't break, and melted chocolate chips ooze out to fill in the cracks.

Add to that a cold glass of milk and you're on a one way trip to food heaven.

Thats Mean

[Tam and Martin]

Just think about this:

Warm chocolate chip cookies fresh from the oven. The aroma filling your nose. You pick one up and slowly bend it. It doesn't break, and melted chocolate chips ooze out to fill in the cracks.

Add to that a cold glass of milk and you're on a one way trip to food heaven.

Thats Mean

Lol

[Buzz_Bumble]

Just think about this:

Warm chocolate chip cookies fresh from the oven. The aroma filling your nose. You pick one up and slowly bend it. It doesn't break, and melted chocolate chips ooze out to fill in the cracks.

Add to that a cold glass of milk and you're on a one way trip to food heaven.

Thats Mean

Nope, this is mean ...

Don't read if you're squeamish!

Then you suddenly realise that one of those "chocolate chips" isn't really a chocolate chip ... it's a dead fly, in fact it's half a dead fly.   

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[phoenixfoden]

Or even worse,the chocolate is rasins!!!

[Tam and Martin]

Yum Chocolate covered raisins!

[Vilu Daskar]

Yum Chocolate covered raisins!

Yuck

[Rusvul]

The cool thing about food is that you can eat it. Take that, edible foodlike substances!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

The cool thing about food is that you can eat it. Take that, edible foodlike substances!

Aye, real cheeze av ze vaaay!!!

[DanielofRedwall]

Moved to The Cellars.

I went vegetarian a bit over a month ago, don't regret it at all.

[Tam and Martin]

I would never go vegetarian. Not that I don't like Vegetables or Fruit but I love Meat!