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shisteer of nothing much

#1005
August 03, 2020, 11:16:43 PM
They are quite understandable. It seems husband stealing isn't a modern thing.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#1006
August 04, 2020, 08:14:14 PM
Alas not, my Lady.
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ebantu the Kararehe

#1007
August 05, 2020, 07:07:53 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 05, 2020, 05:35:07 AM
Bruh, I had no idea this was a honeymoon.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 05, 2020, 05:36:10 AM
Due to the coronavirus pandemic, honeymoons must be done outdoors.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 05, 2020, 05:47:36 AM
Due to the coronavirus pandemic, as well as long kept tradition, only the couple who just got married are allowed to participate in the honeymoon.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 05, 2020, 05:49:10 AM
Okay. *Goes to McDonald's for a high quality meal*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Sebias of Redwall

#1008
August 05, 2020, 10:38:14 PM
YES. That topic was hilarious.  :laugh:
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#1009
August 06, 2020, 02:53:52 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 06, 2020, 02:50:32 AM
*Kind of likes the poem*

No. This ship is not going to float. Skarzs is far too heavy.
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

#1010
August 06, 2020, 08:31:21 PM
Lol. I loved the part in small print.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

#1011
August 07, 2020, 08:21:38 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on August 05, 2020, 11:45:06 PM
Sells Scott to Disney.*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 05, 2020, 11:46:23 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on August 05, 2020, 11:45:06 PM
Sells Scott to Disney.*
NO DON'T GIVE ME TO KENNEDY PLEASE!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 05, 2020, 11:47:20 PM
Guys, Disney own everything. And they're owned by China. Relax. We all knew it would happen eventually.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 05, 2020, 11:48:24 PM
NO THEY ARE GOING TO DESTROY MY CHARACTER AND MAKE ME GAY! HALP!
Quote from: Verdauga on August 05, 2020, 11:49:20 PM
Or cast you as a side character for the Mandalorian.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 05, 2020, 11:51:58 PM
GAH REYAN JOHNSON AND JAR JAR ABRAMS ARE GOING TO KILL ME!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 05, 2020, 11:53:48 PM
You never know, they could put you in a great film like the Star Wars holiday special.  ;D
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 05, 2020, 11:55:56 PM
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Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 06, 2020, 12:22:11 AM
Come, come, now. It can't be all that bad. Maybe Disney will give you a lead role in an adaptation of some great book series. They could never mess those up.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 06, 2020, 12:24:52 AM
*Flashbacks*

Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 06, 2020, 05:25:10 AM
Heh.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 06, 2020, 08:35:49 AM
..Hi. I'm not really sure what I can do, but I'll try.


Just one thing, who's Kennedy?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 06, 2020, 08:43:14 AM

Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 06, 2020, 08:45:45 AM
Oh. Hi. *waves*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 06, 2020, 08:52:53 AM
Kathleen Kennedy is the person who succeeded George Lucas s head of Lucasfilm. She is the sole reason for the Sequel Trilogy turning into a canon destroying mess of cash-grabbing faluire anddisappointment.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 06, 2020, 08:58:49 AM
That's sad.
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

#1012
August 07, 2020, 08:24:45 AM
You missed a few things, but still: XD
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

#1013
August 07, 2020, 08:29:35 AM
Hey, I'm on a tablet in the middle of the night...
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Ebantu the Kararehe

#1014
August 07, 2020, 08:31:16 AM
You should sleep.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

lass of something much

#1015
August 07, 2020, 08:33:07 AM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 07, 2020, 08:29:35 AM
Hey, I'm on a tablet in the middle of the night...
Eyyy! Same! Not the middle of the night though, it's only 7:32 PM
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

#1016
August 07, 2020, 08:34:26 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 07, 2020, 08:31:16 AM
You should sleep.
I took no less than 5 naps today...
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Ebantu the Kararehe

#1017
August 07, 2020, 08:35:56 AM
...Ah, see.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Sebias of Redwall

#1018
August 07, 2020, 03:36:11 PM
That conversation was fun, though.  :laugh: Glad you liked it!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

#1019
August 07, 2020, 08:34:22 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 07, 2020, 06:33:45 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 07, 2020, 04:16:27 AM
That's not an awful lot for Belladonna to do at the moment. She's just lying there and trying not to die. :P

...Heimlich?
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!
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