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The Skarzs

#1065
August 16, 2020, 01:39:53 AM
Post some actual additions to the funny posts collection. . .
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Scott McLamok

#1066
August 16, 2020, 01:54:03 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 16, 2020, 01:16:19 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 15, 2020, 11:48:34 PM
McDonald's burgers are...Not very good at all...Homemade ones are much better! Particularly if the meat is from NZ!
Yar! Homemade ones are great!
Try meat from Japan! I mean wagyu it good!
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

One-Eye the wildcat

#1067
August 16, 2020, 03:03:52 AM
Meat is meat.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

lass of something much

#1068
August 16, 2020, 03:05:08 AM
And some meat is sheep's guts.
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

One-Eye the wildcat

#1069
August 16, 2020, 03:08:00 AM
Meh. Still meat.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

lass of something much

#1070
August 16, 2020, 03:10:15 AM
I take it you've never had sheep's guts....
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

One-Eye the wildcat

#1071
August 16, 2020, 03:12:40 AM
Not yet.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

lass of something much

#1072
August 16, 2020, 03:18:52 AM
Don't do it....
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

shisteer of nothing much

#1073
August 16, 2020, 05:24:16 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 16, 2020, 03:03:52 AM
Meat is meat.
Technically, yes. There are, however, differences. Some meat is nice and other meat is good. The place it came from is very relevant.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

The Skarzs

#1074
August 16, 2020, 05:28:02 AM
Haggis.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ebantu the Kararehe

#1075
August 16, 2020, 05:51:32 AM
No.

Anywho:
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 16, 2020, 03:00:36 AM
*Coughs and throws a glare at Teer* And you, young lady, should be respectful to your peers. Ahem. Anyway, as I was saying...
*Continues on to give a grand and brilliant speech*
Anywho, now that that is out of the way, where is the bride and groom?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 16, 2020, 03:29:38 AM
Over here. ^-^ *Points to Skarzs and Teer who are chained to an anchor*
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 16, 2020, 03:30:33 AM
*Picks up the anchor and walks away.*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Scott McLamok

#1076
August 16, 2020, 07:26:33 AM
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

lass of something much

#1077
August 16, 2020, 07:27:59 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 16, 2020, 05:51:32 AM
No.

Anywho:
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 16, 2020, 03:00:36 AM
*Coughs and throws a glare at Teer* And you, young lady, should be respectful to your peers. Ahem. Anyway, as I was saying...
*Continues on to give a grand and brilliant speech*
Anywho, now that that is out of the way, where is the bride and groom?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 16, 2020, 03:29:38 AM
Over here. ^-^ *Points to Skarzs and Teer who are chained to an anchor*
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 16, 2020, 03:30:33 AM
*Picks up the anchor and walks away.*
HAH
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

shisteer of nothing much

#1078
August 16, 2020, 10:14:46 AM
I'm not quite sure if anybeast ever posted this here, but they should have.

Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on July 05, 2020, 03:50:31 AM
Anguish? ANGUISH?!?!? You wish to know anguish? I shall show you anguish! Anguish is knowing that every decision I make close of thousands upon thousands of possible lives; that every second I spend on the forum is a second not spent playing guitar, or enjoying a sunset, or solving world hunger- and that I alone am responsible for this time which I have been given! This is anguish.


Thankfully, if I've learned anything from y'all, it can be solved by drinking peppermint tea.  ;D
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#1079
August 16, 2020, 02:40:16 PM
Haha!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!
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