Funny posts collection

[lass of something much]

Oh yeah, that un was goooldddd!

[lass of something much]

Alright, lily livers! Y'all've had it soft, see? Well no more! I'll make men out of the lot of ya! *Grabs random stick* 

+Is manlier than Seb*

*Hits One-Eye on his head with said stick* 

*Laughs in helmet*

Alright, lily livers! Y'all've had it soft, see? Well no more! I'll make men out of the lot of ya! *Grabs random stick* 

*Reveals my true form.*

Spoiler

[close]

Ew. You're not as handsome as I thought you were.

[Sebias of Redwall]

 

[Verdauga]

[shisteer of nothing much]

Heh.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Macabre has picked a target...

*Verdauga has picked a tomato.*

*Eats tomato Denethor style*

* Delthion talks to tomato.

[lass of something much]

Hah, I'm bigger than you.

*Ghostly wails*

*A small ghost appears at the top of the stairs*

Nooooo, Russa is DEAD!!!!

It's so very sad. I cried when I heard the awful news.

[The Skarzs]

IFAM: I have been to hospital twice in my life and both times I was under General Anesthetic.

This fellow went to the hospital as well.  He was under General Grievous.



R.I.P. Sha'a Gi.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Lol.

[lass of something much]

Theory: James has been coming on quite a bit, but never posting. I have been wondering about it for a while, but it just occurred to me that he must be searching for his lost mother, who went to the end of the town and mysteriously disappeared, secretly being abducted by Daniel, who wanted to distract James from stopping his evil plan to take over.

Or, y'know, he's working on the forum. But that's highly suspect.

Theory: James has been coming on quite a bit, but never posting. I have been wondering about it for a while, but it just occurred to me that he must be searching for his lost mother, who went to the end of the town and mysteriously disappeared, secretly being abducted by Daniel, who wanted to distract James from stopping his evil plan to take over.

*Inhales sharply* It all makes sense now! The art contest... Rosie's bribery... Yeah, it's all coming together.

*gives everybeast tin foil hats* Right. Let's stop 'em.

*Puts on the tin foil hat over my lead hat* I'm unstoppable now.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Call me anything you want.

*And that was when Luky the math made a grave mistake*

[Verdauga]

That is too perfect.

[Sebias of Redwall]

XD

[shisteer of nothing much]

Beautiful!

[Russa Nodrey]

o.o Fine then. I do have a nugget of truth that I need to share, though. A SEEEEEECRET. About Matthias.

WE'VE ALL BEEN FOOLED. HE'S NOT ACTUALLY IN HIS LATE 20s/EARLY 30s! HE'S ACTUALLY 72 YEARS OLD!

W-w-what!? Th-that is preposterous! I am a young, hip, and with it young person! Why would you think that such a yeet and dab young person like myself is so old? That is so unfleek of you. I am insulted! Swag away you lit person, you!

. . . Not helping, Matty, not helping.

I can be litfleek! Like this!