Funny posts collection

[The Skarzs]

My internal ears are bleeding.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*gives Skarzs a cup of peppermint tea*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Lol.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I'M NOT A KID ANYMORE! I'M SEVENTEEN!

Your still a kid at heart!

I ripped his heart out to see, but it's just filled with Teer and explosives...

How dare you?

Whaaaat? I put it back!

[Sebias of Redwall]

XD What topic was that in?

[Booklover]

The Edgy Rebellious Teenager Topic.

[lass of something much]

Why am I only funny when I give up the act...

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*Appears.*  Kept you waiting, huh?

Yes. HOW DARE YOU JUST DISAPPEAR FOR LIKE FIVE ENTIRE DAYS.

Probebly closer to 8 or 9, but eh, who's counting? 

You left on the 14th and returned on the 24th.

Skarzs, apparently.

Edit: And this.

*Gives Russa life, 'cause I sure don't neeed it.*

*Concerned otter noises*

*Concerned wildcat noises*

*Concerned squirrel noises*

*more concerned wildcat noises*

*makes concerned hare noises...*

Spoiler

[close]

*Concerned shotgun cranking noises*

O.O

*concerned baby ottersquirrel noises*

*Concerned knife drawing noises*

*baby ottersquirrel running away screaming noises*

*RPK noises*

*noises*

On Came Ze Meteorz.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Lol. I didn't realize I had started a trend in the second one. 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Sheev, my friend, we all know you're a prince.

We...we do?

Yup. PoDaM. Prince of Darkness and Misery.

I thought it was Princess of Diamonds and Money?

Nah, bruh. That's me. *Proudly holds up two dollars I found in the couch*

[lass of something much]

*Shipping immunity intensifies*

You're not even on the list. Not fair.

He is now

*Shipping immunity intensifies*

That's it. That's a direct challenge. I will ship you, Wylder, if I have to go to the ends of the earth. If Kreg could find true love in the form of a fire hydrant, anyone could.

I have already put it a direct challenge. I went into the machine for that exact purpose. Lo and behold, my challenge was never overcome, and I dare maintain it will not be.


You're welcome to try if you like, though.

You're a handsome guy IRL, you'll find someone if you would just learn to chill a little bit. Your next missionary trip should be to Jamaica or the Virgin Islands, they will teach you how to take it easy.

Well, I'm flattered, but this isn't 'Secret IRL Crush,' so it's quite besides the point. Shipping is something entirely different.

Besides, you can either be chill or you can be hot and I'd take the latter over the former XD

Or you can be both.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

We have ten empty slots still.

Ten Kade clones.

...No...
There are too many Kades already. Any more would be basically suicidal.

Offence greatly taken.

[shisteer of nothing much]

By request of Eb:

Thought: If I was in America, I'd sit on you.

If I was in New Zealand, I'd blow a raspberry at you. 

If you were at New Zealand, I'd dump you in the river.

...I doubt that you could, tbh.  But I guess we'd have to see. 

Fine, put it this way. If you were in New Zealand, right beside a river, I'd try to push you in and probably fall in myself in the process.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Haha! 

Psht, New Zealand, England- both pairs of small islands with funny accents and some historical conflict with skirt-wearing natives, what's the difference?

*Vearin' a Kilt, grabz Wylder by ze zcruff o' 'iz neck und 'auldz 'im up* Care tae repeat zat vee remark...?

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

I see interaction. Good. Good.

*Is still chained to the stage*
*Breaks chains and swings them at Seb's head*

*Blocks chains...

...using my face*