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Sebias of Redwall

WAIT, THAT ISN'T FUNNY! THAT'S HORRIBLE! WHAT'S THAT DOING IN HERE!?

(Seriously though, glad ya thought it was funny  :laugh:)
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

Quote from: lass of something much on September 09, 2020, 12:59:08 AM
*Is dead...And burnt...And soggy*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 09, 2020, 12:59:42 AM
*Revitalizes and heals Lass.*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 09, 2020, 01:02:00 AM
Thanks! *happily sets Tammo on fire, then covers him in oil ^-^*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 09, 2020, 01:02:57 AM
*Is currently carrying Lass out of the topic on my shoulder, so isn't very sure how this is transpiring.*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 09, 2020, 01:06:20 AM
*poofs over to the lake, which ....Oily*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 09, 2020, 01:08:05 AM
*struggles away from Verdauga while he's distracted with Lass*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 09, 2020, 01:18:42 AM
*Lets go of Lass and chases Teer.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 09, 2020, 01:21:30 AM
*doesn't get caught*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 09, 2020, 01:22:31 AM
*Sighs and teleports Teer, Lass, and self to the basement for the time being.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 09, 2020, 01:34:46 AM
*unteleports self*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


Ebantu the Kararehe

Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


lass of something much

*Is happy because I am now officially funny ;D*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Russa Nodrey

#1114
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on September 17, 2020, 10:04:16 AM
It has been decided.  *Twelve moldy puppets lead Dora to a cardboard box*  I'm paying a fortune to get this mailed to Russia. 8D >8(
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 17, 2020, 06:59:53 PM
Poor Dora.  Well, she is an explorer, so hopefully she'll enjoy herself.

EDIT: And this.
Spoiler
Quote from: lass of something much on September 10, 2020, 11:50:39 AM
*Was looking through the cellars and saw this thread* What tha-....Tee-...W-.... *slowly backs out*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 10, 2020, 02:25:03 PM
RED ALERT!  RED ALERT!  *Smacks the large, red "LASS HAS APPEARED" button.*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 10, 2020, 02:50:44 PM
...*paints it green*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 10, 2020, 09:59:21 PM
... What do we do now?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 11, 2020, 04:09:27 AM
HIDE EVERYTHING THAT IS IMPORTANT!

*Hides self behind a tree* There. All done.  ;D
Quote from: PanopticEmu on September 11, 2020, 10:00:58 AM
wait, why is seb important, and why do we need to hide them from Lass?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 11, 2020, 12:48:36 PM
I honestly didn't know Seb was important until three posts ago, so I have no idea.
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Freddy

lass of something much

*Feels totally awesome even though my post wasn't the funny one.*  8)
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

Quote from: Søren on February 10, 2016, 05:00:14 AM
Hello all you fellow non-cannoned shipped ones! We're forum-single and ready to mingle!
Here we can just hang out and be bachelors or bachelorettes. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on February 10, 2016, 05:01:30 AM
*Reads topic title. Can't not post. Posts, leaves.*
Quote from: Søren on February 10, 2016, 05:02:59 AM
@Delthion, I'm afraid this is for singles only, please come back after you've been dumped. Have a great day! :D :D ;D ;D
Quote from: Delthion on February 10, 2016, 05:06:14 AM
*Posts again.* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Søren on February 10, 2016, 05:07:24 AM
*kicks Del*
Quote from: Delthion on February 10, 2016, 05:08:01 AM
*Smacks Soren.*
Quote from: Søren on February 10, 2016, 05:11:59 AM
*kicks Del again in the most unfortunate of places*
*slides Del out of topic*
;D ;D
Quote from: Delthion on February 10, 2016, 05:13:36 AM
*Slides back into topic, throws Soren onto the floor. Leaves before Soren can do anything about it.*
Quote from: Søren on February 10, 2016, 05:14:16 AM
HAHAHAHAHA ;D ;D *wallows in self pity*
Quote from: Delthion on February 10, 2016, 05:15:30 AM
*Unleashes Honey Badgers on Soren. Leaves.*
Quote from: Søren on February 10, 2016, 05:19:37 AM
WHATTHEHECKMANWHYWOULDYOUDOTHAT?


This whole topic
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 18, 2020, 09:02:19 PM
Also, Eb, does this mean you're my mom through marriage? 0.o
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 09:03:37 PM
O_O I hope not.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 18, 2020, 09:05:15 PM
Waaaaait, what is that supposed to mean? -_-
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 09:05:50 PM
Nothing, nothing. ^-^
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 18, 2020, 09:06:54 PM
Highly suspect.

Anywho, let us celebrate, for I now have a father! A disappointing father, but hey, I'm not picky.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 09:07:27 PM
Oo, you die now.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 18, 2020, 09:08:30 PM
Not now, surely. I just found out my parentage!

Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 18, 2020, 09:14:19 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 18, 2020, 09:06:54 PM
Anywho, let us celebrate, for I now have a father! A disappointing father, but hey, I'm not picky.

Some chook is about to get a paddlin'
Freddy

Verdauga

I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 26, 2020, 03:20:18 PM
I have some toes.
Y'all wanna see?
Quote from: Verdauga on September 26, 2020, 03:36:46 PM
If this is another sway of the index toes thing...
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 26, 2020, 03:38:23 PM
Perhaps, perhaps not.

*Wiggles toes under Verdie's nose*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 26, 2020, 03:39:49 PM
*Wiggles Thomasbane through Seb's foot.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 26, 2020, 03:40:50 PM
*Blood wiggles out from cut*
>.> That was rude.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 26, 2020, 03:41:47 PM
*Wiggles healing magic into the wound.*
c_c
Quote from: Verdauga on September 26, 2020, 03:47:06 PM
You can't find him in the cities, 'cause he's out in the wyld.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 26, 2020, 03:47:55 PM
*Finger guns* Eyyyyyyyyy
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Verdauga

I'm glad you found that funny. ^-^
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

The Skarzs

Quote from: Verdauga on September 26, 2020, 11:43:18 PM
*constructs a pulpit out of fake bones for the occasion.*

*They might be real bones, I'm not sure.*
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Verdauga

I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?