Funny posts collection

[Sebias of Redwall]

WAIT, THAT ISN'T FUNNY! THAT'S HORRIBLE! WHAT'S THAT DOING IN HERE!?

(Seriously though, glad ya thought it was funny  )

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*Is dead...And burnt...And soggy*

*Revitalizes and heals Lass.*

Thanks! *happily sets Tammo on fire, then covers him in oil *

*Is currently carrying Lass out of the topic on my shoulder, so isn't very sure how this is transpiring.*

*poofs over to the lake, which ....Oily*

*struggles away from Verdauga while he's distracted with Lass*

*Lets go of Lass and chases Teer.*

*doesn't get caught*

*Sighs and teleports Teer, Lass, and self to the basement for the time being.*

*unteleports self*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*bump*

*Washes the dishes anyway 'cuz I'm awesome, and humble about it to boot* 

*Sets dish down* So, Scott, how's business?

I think he's dead....

*Gasps* But I'd heard the tale he was the fastest gun in the west! Who could have killed him???

Kass?

0.o

And he didn't even get a funeral!?

He did...

Another one? But wait - WHY WASN'T I INVITED!? D:

You were also dead at the time

[lass of something much]

*Is happy because I am now officially funny *

[Russa Nodrey]

It has been decided.  *Twelve moldy puppets lead Dora to a cardboard box*  I'm paying a fortune to get this mailed to Russia.

Poor Dora.  Well, she is an explorer, so hopefully she'll enjoy herself.

EDIT: And this.

Spoiler

*Was looking through the cellars and saw this thread* What tha-....Tee-...W-.... *slowly backs out*

RED ALERT!  RED ALERT!  *Smacks the large, red "LASS HAS APPEARED" button.*

...*paints it green*

... What do we do now?

HIDE EVERYTHING THAT IS IMPORTANT!

*Hides self behind a tree* There. All done. 

wait, why is seb important, and why do we need to hide them from Lass?

I honestly didn't know Seb was important until three posts ago, so I have no idea.

[close]

[lass of something much]

*Feels totally awesome even though my post wasn't the funny one.* 

[Sebias of Redwall]

Lol!

[lass of something much]

Hello all you fellow non-cannoned shipped ones! We're forum-single and ready to mingle!
Here we can just hang out and be bachelors or bachelorettes.

*Reads topic title. Can't not post. Posts, leaves.*

@Delthion, I'm afraid this is for singles only, please come back after you've been dumped. Have a great day!

*Posts again.*

*kicks Del*

*Smacks Soren.*

*kicks Del again in the most unfortunate of places*
*slides Del out of topic*

*Slides back into topic, throws Soren onto the floor. Leaves before Soren can do anything about it.*

HAHAHAHAHA *wallows in self pity*

*Unleashes Honey Badgers on Soren. Leaves.*

WHATTHEHECKMANWHYWOULDYOUDOTHAT?

This whole topic

[Russa Nodrey]

Also, Eb, does this mean you're my mom through marriage? 0.o

O_O I hope not.

Waaaaait, what is that supposed to mean? -_-

Nothing, nothing.

Highly suspect.

Anywho, let us celebrate, for I now have a father! A disappointing father, but hey, I'm not picky.

Oo, you die now.

Not now, surely. I just found out my parentage!

Anywho, let us celebrate, for I now have a father! A disappointing father, but hey, I'm not picky.

Some chook is about to get a paddlin'

[Verdauga]

Don't mind my child; he's literally insane.

He gets it from his father.

[Sebias of Redwall]

XD XD XD

[lass of something much]

I have some toes.
Y'all wanna see?

If this is another sway of the index toes thing...

Perhaps, perhaps not.

*Wiggles toes under Verdie's nose*

*Wiggles Thomasbane through Seb's foot.*

*Blood wiggles out from cut*
>.> That was rude.

*Wiggles healing magic into the wound.*
c_c

You can't find him in the cities, 'cause he's out in the wyld.

*Finger guns* Eyyyyyyyyy

[Verdauga]

I'm glad you found that funny.

[The Skarzs]

*constructs a pulpit out of fake bones for the occasion.*

*They might be real bones, I'm not sure.*

[Verdauga]

Sad, Das, asd, ads

ABS

YOUR FACE has abs!

Yes.

....Oh...