Funny posts collection

[Sebias of Redwall]

Hah!

[lass of something much]

*Pulls out enchanted fork.*

I.

*Pulls out newly acquired magic spoon.*

AM.

*Charges Verdauga.*

OTTERBADGER!

I never doubted a word of it, you sounded like you had the Bloodwrath.

*Looks at Flib's post.*

Well, I'm not dead yet.

Yes, that's true... I suppose he had mercy on you at the last minute?

Nah, he just couldn't kill me.

Who said I was trying to kill you?  You owe me twenty bucks.

Do I?

Yeah.  I'm charging you.

Sweet.
*Stabs Kade with a USB-C cord.*
Now I'm charging you.

Great, now my fur is standing on end, and the next person that touches me is gonna get static shocked into the next dimension.

*Pats Kade on the shoulder.* It's okay buddy.

*Watches as Verdauga disappears from this realm in a bolt of lightning.*
...
...
Eh, I'm sure he'll make his way back at some point.

*Has elecrricity immunity and didn't go anywhere.*
It's a long way home.

*It's static shock, not electricity, silly goose.*

He will be missed.

*Falls to the ground and weeps in remembrance of @Scott McLamok*  He truly was the greatest member of the Infantry.  In times of trouble he was always the first to put himself in harm's way.  But... He would never have wanted us to mourn for this long.  He always used to say, "When you weep you're just like a sewer system. You wash out the pain."   I think we've all been sewer systems for far to long.

I don't do sewer systems.  Too many killer clowns.

[Sebias of Redwall]

 

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I usually call them biscuits now. I don't know who I am anymore. o_o

YES!!! I knew you could do it, Russa! Well done!

Heh!

I've also been calling fries...*deep breath*...chips. -_-

Oh, well done! You're becoming really kiwi now!

Used any unfinished similes?

Heh!

I've also been calling fries...*deep breath*...chips. -_-

And have you stopped calling crisps chips?

Heh!

I've also been calling fries...*deep breath*...chips. -_-

..... O.O

You've been in NZ too long.

We need to import her back.

Alaz poor Yorkie...

Heh!

I've also been calling fries...*deep breath*...chips. -_-

..... O.O

You've been in NZ too long.

*delighted and highly evil laughter* She%u2019s one of us, now!

Oh, well done! You're becoming really kiwi now!

Used any unfinished similes?

Nope, I don't think I could bring myself to do that.

And have you stopped calling crisps chips?

Nah, that's going a little too far.

We need to import her back.

Shipping is a tad expensive.

EDIT:

Spoiler

*The DDBs deify death, and return with pellet fires*

Now they worship it?

If they like it so much why do they defy it?

*The DDBs happened to have auto correct on, but they find that correction funny.*

[close]

[Sebias of Redwall]

Heh. 

[lass of something much]

I'm....I'm funny! :'D

[Scott McLamok]

Duhhh!

[lass of something much]

Even if I am only funny when taken over by DDBs, it still makes me happy

[The Skarzs]

This cracked me up so hard.

Because a vision softly creeping...

Stole my car while I was sleeping...

[Verdauga]

Literally the entire topic.

[The Skarzs]

Lol, forgot about that one.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Hah! That's hilarious!

[The Skarzs]

I have a tendency of killing topics by being the last person to post.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Mm, bit of a shame.

[Verdauga]

Hazel, do you even know what "Cordauga" was?

Yes. Corndauga was and is the correct name for our little friend the duck over there.

*Laughter*

Oh, you poor innocent soul.