Funny posts collection

[Delthion]

See title.

[Jukka the Sling]

Oh my. It sounds to me like you were bitten by the very dangerous spotty green dragonfly. Almost everyone who has been bitten by the spotty green dragonfly has died a slow and painful death. The only cure is a strange (and rare) plant found deep in the jungles of South America. Of course, we don't have any here, but this athelas might help. If you have not already written your will, I encourage you to do so now. *Puts some athelas in a bottle of water* *Shakes the bottle* *Pours the water down Del's throat*

Give the poor chap come proper medicine! *Pours a litre of scalding hot tea down Del's throat*

Are you denying the healing powers of athelas?!?!?!?!?!

*SplAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGGGGH!!AGsplfafkrirumfsh.* *Silence*..............Wow! That actually worked! Must have been brewed with that weird herb thingy!

Wow. Now I can put you on the list of people who have survived being bitten by the dreaded spotty green dragonfly. O.O

O.O

That is the first time I have ever used that.

Are you denying the healing powers of athelas?!?!?!?!?!

Yes! Your Athelas is false, and it's deadly poison!

*spits out the Althelas I was drinking that I found on the desk*

[Lady Amber]

If a nunchuck could chuck nuns how many nuns would a nunchuck chuck?

[Jukka the Sling]

Warmest regards to whoever contacted Bruiser Mhera and got her here. Seeing her name was the biggest pleasant surprise of the day (even above getting three extra-large pizzas for 24 bucks).

Oh my goodness. I beat out three pizzas in a popularity contest, something I never even dared to dream of ever happening. This is the greatest moment of my life, and I feel that I'm hardly worthy of the honor. Thank you so, so much

[Banya]

Well, I've had the medicine put in about four times now and apparently my eye is looking better. But then my mum had to be honest and tell me it was very likely it would spread to the other eye. 

Louis Braille went blind because he had an infection in the eye that he stabbed with an awl and then rubbed that eye constantly, so it spread to the other eye.........now I think that this wasn't the best idea to say this....

Anyway, get better soon!!

Thank you for your comforting words.

[Banya]

*DP*

[Today at 12:34:39] Groddil: Good evening, everyone.
[Today at 12:38:04] James Gryphon: It's actually early morning, but hey.
[Today at 12:45:21] James Gryphon: How does it make you feel when I tell you that your time zone is wrong?

EDIT: And this -

Who is Khorne, anyway?

He's a giant piece of corn that controls Ash's mind.

This is Khorne.

That is exactly what I described.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Just realised you could see Valkia the Bloody there.

[Groddil]

Anything and everything to do with

* Groddil VV

lapses between funny and "kill me now" territory.
(Only James and Skye and a couple others would know this.)

EDIT:
This conversation about "The Over-Father" turned into the portrayal of a stereotypical Australian.

[Today at 01:35:52 am] LT Sandpaw: He's from Australia I believe
[Today at 01:36:02 am] Lady Amber: Oh, okay.
[Today at 01:36:23 am] Lady Amber: I think I knew that but forgot.
[Today at 01:36:56 am] Groddil: ...
[Today at 01:37:03 am] Lady Amber:
[Today at 01:37:10 am] Groddil: They could be having their conversation when Jade walks in. Adamo could reintroduce himself. Also, Straya.
[Today at 01:37:19 am] LT Sandpaw: G'day mate
[Today at 01:38:09 am] Groddil: Yeah, throw some shrimp on the barbie mate, grab a six pack a coldies an we'll ride our kangas down the Sydney Harbour Bridge, mate!
[Today at 01:38:13 am] LT Sandpaw: Jade has already walked in.
[Today at 01:38:47 am] LT Sandpaw: Wait do you mean later?
[Today at 01:38:50 am] Groddil: Yeah, I mean they could be finishing their conversation
[Today at 01:39:01 am] Groddil: Ninja'd
[Today at 01:39:18 am] Groddil: Basically, they're talking as Jade walks in, so about now.
[Today at 01:39:49 am] LT Sandpaw: Ain't that right hoss, round up the doggies and jump on a bronk, we'll meet ya'll down in San Anton

[Hickory]

Shoutbox Shenanigans with Plugg, Sky, Groddil, James and me good self

[Today at 05:42:04 am]  * Groddil YY sees the maths and dies instantly.
[Today at 05:42:13 am] James Gryphon: But right now I'm not sure that I have the energy to work on it.
[Today at 05:42:21 am]  * Groddil ZZ tries to destroy the maths in the shoutbox by spamming.
[Today at 05:42:25 am]  * Groddil ZZ spams.
[Today at 05:42:27 am] PluggFiretail: It's the answer to everything :3
[Today at 05:42:30 am]  * Groddil ZZ spams.
[Today at 05:42:35 am] James Gryphon: There's a reason why we've been talking touchy-feely stuff.
[Today at 05:42:42 am] James Gryphon: We're too tired to think.
[Today at 05:42:46 am]  * Groddil ZZ smiles. It writes "Huzzah" on a piece of paper
[Today at 05:42:48 am] Skyblade: Yeah
[Today at 05:42:50 am] Sagetip: Lazy.
[Today at 05:42:56 am] Sagetip: I'm not too tired
[Today at 05:43:00 am] Skyblade: I'm not lazy; I'm hard-working
[Today at 05:43:05 am] James Gryphon: I got enough schoolwork I ought to be doing without doing yours too.
[Today at 05:43:12 am] Skyblade: Same
[Today at 05:43:20 am]  * PluggFiretail vegetates
[Today at 05:43:21 am] Groddil: Same.
[Today at 05:43:28 am]  * Groddil ZZ nods
[Today at 05:43:33 am] Skyblade: @Plugg: What
[Today at 05:43:41 am] James Gryphon: A history project that's worth 17% of my grade, an essay, a group project that I need to do that I should read about, setting up a profile online (that is part of a class)...
[Today at 05:43:42 am] Groddil: heh heh
[Today at 05:43:47 am] Sagetip: Oh no, I'm making these problems up. I finished mine.
[Today at 05:43:50 am] Groddil: funny, Plugg, but true.
[Today at 05:43:51 am] Skyblade: A python program
[Today at 05:43:57 am] Groddil: heh heh
[Today at 05:43:58 am] PluggFiretail: Wait wait hold on
[Today at 05:44:00 am] Skyblade: I like cs but it's also frustrating
[Today at 05:44:03 am]  * Groddil ZZ vegetates
[Today at 05:44:06 am] Skyblade: I can't think blargh
[Today at 05:44:12 am] Skyblade: Solving problems
[Today at 05:44:30 am] Skyblade: "My program doesn't work. I have no idea why."
[Today at 05:44:33 am]  * Groddil ZZ wonders why everybody is discussing maths when there are more interesting things to talk about.
[Today at 05:44:35 am] Skyblade: "My program works. I have no idea why."
[Today at 05:44:38 am] James Gryphon: That's the fun part of programming.
[Today at 05:44:45 am] James Gryphon:
[Today at 05:44:48 am]  * Groddil ZZ dies of boredom.
[Today at 05:44:53 am] James Gryphon: I've done it before, so I know.
[Today at 05:44:55 am]  * Groddil AA curses.
[Today at 05:44:58 am] Skyblade:
[Today at 05:45:04 am] Groddil: Whoops, I meant:
[Today at 05:45:07 am] Sagetip: It's past midnight here.
[Today at 05:45:09 am]  * Groddil AAA curses
[Today at 05:45:09 am] PluggFiretail: I know a word that the Queen of Smartness doesn't? Someone write this down. Cause it's not happening again
[Today at 05:45:11 am] James Gryphon: 11:45 here.
[Today at 05:45:14 am] Skyblade: Almost midnight here
[Today at 05:45:26 am] James Gryphon: 11:45 26 to be precise.
[Today at 05:45:34 am] Groddil: 3:45PM HERE.
[Today at 05:45:38 am] James Gryphon: How nice for you...
[Today at 05:45:44 am] Skyblade: I looked it up
[Today at 05:45:46 am] PluggFiretail: 1:45
[Today at 05:45:56 am] James Gryphon: @Grocodile: I bet you're not tired from having been up most of the day and all of the last night, are you?
[Today at 05:46:00 am] PluggFiretail: NO SKY
[Today at 05:46:10 am] Skyblade: Grocodile
[Today at 05:46:28 am] PluggFiretail: DON'T TAKE MY POWER D':
[Today at 05:46:33 am] James Gryphon: I don't know if I like that or Grododile better.
[Today at 05:46:35 am] James Gryphon:
[Today at 05:46:46 am]  * Skyblade has been vegetating for a while
[Today at 05:46:49 am] Skyblade: Grocodile dude
[Today at 05:46:52 am] Groddil: Grocodile...What...I wasnt up all last night...
[Today at 05:46:54 am] Skyblade: and Triple A batteru
[Today at 05:46:57 am] Skyblade: batteru
[Today at 05:46:59 am] Skyblade: batterY
[Today at 05:47:01 am] James Gryphon: SO YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK
[Today at 05:47:10 am]  * Groddil AAA bangs its head into a brick wall
[Today at 05:47:14 am]  * Groddil AAA dies
[Today at 05:47:14 am] James Gryphon:
[Today at 05:47:24 am]  * Groddil BBB waves pleasantly
[Today at 05:47:28 am] Skyblade: The moment you have to correct your typo correction
[Today at 05:47:34 am] James Gryphon: Yeah...
[Today at 05:47:38 am]  * Groddil BBB hums a jolly tune
[Today at 05:47:38 am] Skyblade: I liked Triple A battery better
[Today at 05:47:49 am] PluggFiretail: That's me trying at life
[Today at 05:47:52 am]  * Groddil BBB uses a blood sacrifice to bring back Groddil AAA.
[Today at 05:47:55 am]  * Groddil BBB dies
[Today at 05:48:00 am]  * Groddil AAA eats a potato.
[Today at 05:48:04 am] Skyblade: Yay, triple A battery
[Today at 05:48:07 am] James Gryphon: Feel like feelings?
[Today at 05:48:22 am]  * Groddil AAA zaps James Gryphon with lightning.
[Today at 05:48:26 am]  * James Gryphon dodges
[Today at 05:48:30 am] PluggFiretail: Is there a Groddil BB8? That would be interesting.
[Today at 05:48:47 am]  * Groddil AAA frowns. It takes a notepad and pen from its back pocket.
[Today at 05:48:57 am]  * Groddil AAA draws a picture of BB8 and swallows it
[Today at 05:49:15 am] PluggFiretail: .-.
[Today at 05:49:16 am]  * Groddil AAA morphs into a small round ball with a Groddil head on it instead of a BB8 head
[Today at 05:49:22 am]  * Groddil BB8 frowns.
[Today at 05:49:32 am]  * Groddil BB8 tries to eat a potato, but fails
[Today at 05:49:41 am]  * Groddil BB8 ponders its existence
[Today at 05:49:42 am] PluggFiretail:
[Today at 05:49:46 am]  * Groddil BB8 self destructs
[Today at 05:49:52 am]  * Groddil AAA is back now.
[Today at 05:50:03 am] PluggFiretail: Why hello, my creation XD
[Today at 05:50:04 am] James Gryphon: Got two iPhones now, my old 3GS and my 4S.
[Today at 05:50:04 am]  * Groddil AAA zaps PluggFiretail with lightning
[Today at 05:50:18 am] Sagetip: I should get some sleep.
[Today at 05:50:19 am] PluggFiretail: Too late ;-;
[Today at 05:50:29 am] James Gryphon: If I were to get a new one in August, that'd give me three. That ought to be enough to store things on.
[Today at 05:50:36 am]  * Groddil AAA zaps Sagetip with lightning
[Today at 05:50:47 am] Sagetip: Anybody want a problem fresh out of Acadamia?
[Today at 05:50:54 am] James Gryphon: Nope.
[Today at 05:50:55 am]  * PluggFiretail dodges late but somehow it works
[Today at 05:50:58 am]  * Groddil AAA frowns. It zaps Sagetip.
[Today at 05:51:02 am] James Gryphon: My problem-solving skills want to sleep.
[Today at 05:51:21 am] Sagetip: What about Plugg or Sky?
[Today at 05:51:34 am] Skyblade: I would sleep, but I have procrastinated work...
[Today at 05:51:36 am] Skyblade:
[Today at 05:51:39 am]  * Groddil AAA gets really mad. It grabs Sagetip and moves all its electricity into Sagetip. Sagetip turns into a pile of Ash. Groddil AAA reabsorbs its electricity from the ash.
[Today at 05:51:46 am] Skyblade: That's not a laughing matter. *Erases smiley face*
[Today at 05:51:46 am] PluggFiretail: ^
[Today at 05:51:54 am] James Gryphon: So do I, stuff that I really ought to do soon.
[Today at 05:51:57 am] Skyblade: <--- there we go
[Today at 05:52:01 am] James Gryphon: But I just don't feel like it...
[Today at 05:52:17 am] James Gryphon: Two medical appointments tomorrow, too.
[Today at 05:52:18 am] Skyblade: Why is a guest viewing my profile...
[Today at 05:52:22 am] Skyblade: O_____o
[Today at 05:52:23 am] Sagetip: And you Plugg?
[Today at 05:52:27 am] Skyblade: I hope it goes well, James
[Today at 05:52:35 am] James Gryphon: Trip to the dentist's and to a urologist.
[Today at 05:52:49 am] Groddil: I posted that on The Guests are Up to Something last time it happened. Can't be a coincidence
[Today at 05:52:51 am] James Gryphon: We've had both of these scheduled a while, and they happened to fall on the same day.
[Today at 05:52:56 am] PluggFiretail: I'm viewing the home page...
[Today at 05:53:05 am] James Gryphon: As y'all might suppose, I'm expecting nothing but fun!
[Today at 05:53:13 am] Groddil: Now a guest is viewing "The Guests are up to something"
[Today at 05:53:14 am] Groddil: Hmm
[Today at 05:53:15 am] Sagetip: WHAT ABOUT YOU PLUGG
[Today at 05:53:25 am] Skyblade: I wish you the best.
[Today at 05:53:31 am] James Gryphon: The dentist I'm with now is probably my favorite one since I was 10 or so, but even nice dentists can be scary.
[Today at 05:53:42 am] Skyblade: Haha.. I like my dentist
[Today at 05:53:43 am] James Gryphon: The other thing will be a hassle.
[Today at 05:53:46 am] PluggFiretail: WHAT ABOUT ME
[Today at 05:54:04 am] Groddil:
Quote
Quote      Guest    11:18:28 am    Viewing PluggFiretail's profile.     Guest    11:18:22 am    Viewing Skyblade's profile.  Hmm...
[Today at 05:54:05 am] James Gryphon: Especially since I never take good care of my teeth.
[Today at 05:54:08 am] Groddil: Hrmm...
[Today at 05:54:14 am]  * Groddil AAA disintegrates the guests
[Today at 05:54:21 am] Sagetip: DO YOU WANT A PROBLEM FRESH OUT OF ACADAMIA?
[Today at 05:54:23 am] James Gryphon: It used to be that I had good saliva and could get away with it, but now that I'm on all these meds, they dry my mouth out and help me get cavities.
[Today at 05:54:25 am] PluggFiretail: Oh, are you leaving? Bye XD
[Today at 05:54:48 am] PluggFiretail: I hate lag...
[Today at 05:54:48 am] Skyblade: ..
[Today at 05:54:56 am] Skyblade: Well..
[Today at 05:55:02 am]  * Groddil AAA foams at the mouth. It zaps Sagetip's Ashes repeatedly
[Today at 05:55:12 am] PluggFiretail: GUESTS SHIP US :O
[Today at 05:55:28 am] Groddil: Everyone does...
[Today at 05:55:34 am] Sagetip: Plugg do you want a question or not?
[Today at 05:55:36 am] Skyblade: Groddil why you looking at Crossover?
[Today at 05:55:39 am]  * Groddil AAA cackles
[Today at 05:55:41 am] James Gryphon: Well, anything else y'all'd like to share?
[Today at 05:55:46 am] James Gryphon: Like, now?
[Today at 05:56:01 am] Groddil: @Sky: So it would stop saying "new posts"
[Today at 05:56:05 am] Skyblade: I still feel a bit despariing and like nothing I do here helps
[Today at 05:56:11 am] Skyblade: Oh, ok.
[Today at 05:56:15 am] Skyblade: Hands off my OCS
[Today at 05:56:20 am] Skyblade: OCs
[Today at 05:56:27 am] Groddil: Soren is lurking.
[Today at 05:56:30 am] James Gryphon: I wish you didn't; we've talked about that before.
[Today at 05:56:34 am] Groddil: Also, I have my own OCs
[Today at 05:56:41 am] Groddil: Like One-Ear.
[Today at 05:56:42 am] James Gryphon: Nothing good that you do for someone is in vain.
[Today at 05:56:46 am] Groddil: And some others
[Today at 05:56:52 am] Skyblade: It's really hard for me to get over.
[Today at 05:56:56 am] Skyblade: Thank you, James
[Today at 05:56:56 am] James Gryphon: I know.
[Today at 05:57:06 am] Skyblade: @Groddil: Cool
[Today at 05:57:07 am] Groddil: And Mortspear, who isn't an OC cause he was mentioned in LorRD bROCKTree
[Today at 05:57:08 am] James Gryphon: If it was me, I wouldn't listen to me.
[Today at 05:57:09 am] PluggFiretail: NO SAGE
[Today at 05:57:10 am] Groddil: stuff
[Today at 05:57:12 am] Groddil: thingy
[Today at 05:57:23 am] James Gryphon: So if you're moved by it at all, you're doing pretty well.
[Today at 05:57:29 am] PluggFiretail: IT'S 1:00 A.M.
[Today at 05:57:29 am] Sagetip: WHAT IS THE INPUT VALUE?!?!
[Today at 05:57:42 am] PluggFiretail: GAH
[Today at 05:57:44 am] Groddil: All the characters in Deathspear are OCs except Mortspear, Stonepaw, and Martin the Elder Warrior
[Today at 05:57:47 am] Skyblade: James, huh? I didn't get the last part
[Today at 05:57:51 am] PluggFiretail: IDK
[Today at 05:57:52 am] Skyblade: @Groddil: Cool
[Today at 05:57:58 am] Skyblade: Hey wanna RP in the shoutbox??
[Today at 05:58:03 am] Skyblade:
[Today at 05:58:03 am] Groddil: All the characters in Rise of Hellgates are OCs except the villain
[Today at 05:58:05 am] Skyblade:
[Today at 05:58:08 am] James Gryphon: What I'm saying is that if I was talking to me about a similar problem, I wouldn't listen to me.
[Today at 05:58:19 am] James Gryphon: But Skyblade does. Skyblade is smart. Be like Skyblade.
[Today at 05:58:19 am] Groddil: Speaking of which, I have a cover drawn up that I'll post as a teaser
[Today at 05:58:25 am] PluggFiretail: I has too much lag
[Today at 05:58:47 am] Skyblade: When I did that thing on Facebook, I actually got "_ is smart. Be like _."
[Today at 05:58:53 am] Skyblade: I'm sorry, Plugg!
[Today at 05:59:03 am] James Gryphon: I've seen that drifting all over the place. Hadn't done anything with it until just now.
[Today at 05:59:07 am] James Gryphon: Some of it is pretty cute, though.
[Today at 05:59:10 am] PluggFiretail: But I can try
[Today at 05:59:34 am] Skyblade: It said, "_ see it's raining outside. _ considers posting it but knows her friends also have eyes. _ is smart. Be like _."
[Today at 05:59:39 am] James Gryphon:
[Today at 05:59:49 am] Sagetip: Meh
[Today at 05:59:52 am] Skyblade: It was cute
[Today at 05:59:58 am] Skyblade: Sage, wanna RP in the shoutbox?
[Today at 06:00:09 am] James Gryphon: All righty, if we're good for now, I think I'm going to let y'all go.
[Today at 06:00:13 am]  * PluggFiretail walks over to Sky and tilts head
[Today at 06:00:15 am] Skyblade: Bye James
[Today at 06:00:21 am] Sagetip: RP what?
[Today at 06:00:25 am] Skyblade: Yeah, Plugg?
[Today at 06:00:29 am] Skyblade: @SAge: IDK
[Today at 06:00:32 am] PluggFiretail: "Like this?"
[Today at 06:00:36 am] James Gryphon: Have fun. PM box is always open.
[Today at 06:00:46 am] Skyblade: Mine too
[Today at 06:00:51 am] PluggFiretail: BYE JAMES
[Today at 06:00:59 am] Skyblade: I should go, honestly...I have work...
[Today at 06:01:00 am] James Gryphon: Except for people with series of consecutive letters of the alphabet after their name .
[Today at 06:01:13 am] James Gryphon: I have nothing I care to say to them.
[Today at 06:01:17 am]  * PluggFiretail hugs Sky
[Today at 06:01:19 am] James Gryphon:
[Today at 06:01:22 am] James Gryphon: Night!
[Today at 06:01:26 am] PluggFiretail: Bye :3
[Today at 06:01:26 am]  * Skyblade hugs Plugg
[Today at 06:01:29 am] Skyblade: Night
[Today at 06:01:33 am] Groddil: Bye jAMES
[Today at 06:01:37 am] Sagetip: It was late night as the college dorm, and Sage was up typing the script for his film project.
[Today at 06:01:56 am] Sagetip: There, that's how we start.
[Today at 06:02:00 am] PluggFiretail: I'm off too then, probably. Night all.
[Today at 06:02:10 am] Groddil: Bye Plugg
[Today at 06:02:19 am] PluggFiretail: SKY
[Today at 06:02:35 am] Skyblade: Yeah sorry Sage, I think I should go...
[Today at 06:02:40 am] Sagetip: Yes, our RP will take place in college
[Today at 06:02:43 am] Skyblade: I spent too much time on here again
[Today at 06:02:48 am] Sagetip: Whatever.
[Today at 06:02:56 am] Groddil: So do I.
[Today at 06:03:06 am] Groddil: Anyway, I'm emailin the cover to myself now.
[Today at 06:03:11 am] PluggFiretail: You're really important to me. Remember that, okay?
[Today at 06:03:16 am] Skyblade: I just need to stop..
[Today at 06:03:25 am] Skyblade: Really? Well, thank you so much..
[Today at 06:04:20 am] Sagetip:
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[Today at 06:04:35 am] PluggFiretail: Keep your head up. We'll get through this.
[Today at 06:04:42 am] Skyblade: Thank you. You too.
[Today at 06:05:10 am] Sagetip: *nobody actually leaves*
[Today at 06:05:20 am] PluggFiretail: ^^
[Today at 06:06:03 am] PluggFiretail: Aw, you'll find that special person, Sage.
[Today at 06:06:10 am] Sagetip: Wanna RP in the shoutbox?
[Today at 06:06:25 am] Sagetip: 0_______________o
[Today at 06:06:45 am] Groddil: busy uploadin pics
[Today at 06:07:14 am] Sagetip: Plz m8 ur my only hpe
[Today at 06:07:20 am] PluggFiretail: Hehe You cannot escape love's gruesome clutches
[Today at 06:07:39 am] PluggFiretail: NOW BYE
[Today at 06:07:52 am] PluggFiretail: <3
[Today at 06:09:16 am] Groddil: Uploading to Imgur...
[Today at 06:09:21 am] Sagetip: -_0
[Today at 06:09:32 am] Groddil: Uploading to Forum...
[Today at 06:14:25 am] Groddil: Done. The picture is quite small, unfortunately. http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php/topic,146.0.html
[Today at 06:16:46 am] Groddil: It also has a weird green tinge, which will be fixed when I start writing the story.
[Today at 06:20:14 am] Sagetip: Cool. Gonna draw a map?
[Today at 06:20:56 am] Groddil: Have a really awful draft done. I'll draw a second draft that you can have...After the Deathspear one is finished that is.
[Today at 06:21:19 am] Groddil: I have to tweak it a bit and work on the plot outline
[Today at 06:21:19 am] Groddil: I have to tweak it a bit and work on the plot outline
[Today at 06:21:29 am] Groddil: Then I can actually do a proper map.
[Today at 06:22:01 am] Groddil: Tell me, Sagetip...Do you have access to a copy of Martin the Warrior or Mariel of Redwall?
[Today at 06:23:08 am] Groddil: You know how they have the small squares in the corner with a small map of Marshank/Terramort?
[Today at 06:24:19 am] Groddil: The RoH:tFoRA map has one of those for a location revealed to you later...
[Today at 06:24:32 am] Groddil: Anyway, I have to get ready for work. See ya.
[Today at 06:26:33 am] Sagetip: Ok
[Today at 06:26:53 am] Sagetip: Hi James
[Today at 06:27:28 am] Groddil: Still here for another ten or so minutes
[Today at 06:27:41 am] Groddil: You wanna know where the small square is?
[Today at 06:29:42 am] Groddil: Check your PMs.
[Today at 06:30:10 am] Groddil: Not saying anything in shoutbox.
[Today at 06:34:41 am] Groddil: Bye everyone, see you in between 3.5 and 4 hours.
[Today at 06:37:01 am] Sagetip: Oh, um, sure

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[Cornflower MM]

Random thing from Pinterest:

[Søren]

Day 2: Voter is no where to be found. Will frequently check the page for an signs of activity.

[Skyblade]

TPBM will now tell what their favourite type of soda is.

What their favorite type of soda is.

[Jukka the Sling]

You mean you went to a facility that is extremely undersized for rescued animals that will probably never be reintroduced to the wild because the lifestyle change would be so severe that they would not live long? Okay. Joking in a factual sort of way.

So, in other words, you mean this thread.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Random thing from Pinterest:

Seriously? Sidewalk Ends? How stupid does someone have to be to need that sign?
"Wha...? Where'd the sidewalk go? Where is it? Help! Help! I'm lost!"

[The Skarzs]

Shout box shenanigans.

[Today at 11:36:10 pm] Skarzs: Last year was the warmest for us.
[Today at 11:36:18 pm] Skarzs: Much colder this year.
[Today at 11:36:29 pm] Sagetip: Aren't you in Michigan?
[Today at 11:36:34 pm] LT Sandpaw: It rained in Texas, it was cold rain. About as good as we get.
[Today at 11:36:49 pm] Sagetip: You posted a phot of yourself that had a Michigan shirt on.
[Today at 11:37:21 pm] Skarzs: No.
[Today at 11:37:32 pm] Sagetip: Whatever.
[Today at 11:37:35 pm] Skarzs: I also was wearing an Indiana shirt in my latest video.
[Today at 11:37:44 pm] Skarzs: But I'm from neither of those places.
[Today at 11:37:49 pm] Skarzs: I have been to both, however.
[Today at 11:37:57 pm] Skarzs: And many other states.
[Today at 11:37:59 pm] Eulaliaaa!: Then you recently moved to Indiana. don't argue with us
[Today at 11:38:24 pm] Sagetip: Confirmed: Skarz is actually a CIA agent who gets reassigned often.
[Today at 11:39:00 pm] Skarzs: I've been to like, 15 states.
[Today at 11:39:01 pm] Eulaliaaa!: We're gonna have to keep an eye on him...
[Today at 11:39:12 pm] LT Sandpaw: No he's a part of the Russian Mafia, and he's comunicating with me over this forum in coded messages.
[Today at 11:39:33 pm] Skarzs: Looks like we need to clip some loose ends, comrade.
[Today at 11:39:39 pm] Sagetip: ...stationed on a SHIELD helicarrier
[Today at 11:40:04 pm] Skarzs: I am not Agent Romanov.
[Today at 11:40:09 pm] Eulaliaaa!: Director, are these people a threat? Let me take them down!
[Today at 11:40:22 pm] LT Sandpaw: Skarzs is looking to destablize the American ecconamy by instigating massive hamburger deals
[Today at 11:40:52 pm] Skarzs: It's a good idea.
[Today at 11:40:53 pm]  * Eulaliaaa! gasps
[Today at 11:40:53 pm] Sagetip: Burton?
[Today at 11:40:53 pm] Eulaliaaa!: how could he?
[Today at 11:40:53 pm] Sagetip: What's Hawkeye's last name?
[Today at 11:40:53 pm] LT Sandpaw: In the year 2155 the mafia will be in full control.
[Today at 11:41:23 pm] Skarzs: And we will all know about the glorious mountain ranges in Russia.
[Today at 11:41:27 pm] Eulaliaaa!: He is definitely not Romanoff... I am
[Today at 11:41:30 pm] Eulaliaaa!: Barton
[Today at 11:41:33 pm] Skarzs: EVERYONE WILL.
[Today at 11:41:44 pm] Sagetip: Yeah. I'm agent Barton. SHIELD.
[Today at 11:41:48 pm] Eulaliaaa!: Clint Barton is his full name, k think
[Today at 11:41:58 pm] Sagetip: I need to take you into custody.
[Today at 11:42:02 pm] LT Sandpaw: Shhh Skarzs don't give away the location of our top secret base
[Today at 11:42:10 pm] Skarzs: I didn't.
[Today at 11:42:26 pm] Sagetip: Come one Natasha, we gotta go take out these evil Russians.
[Today at 11:42:32 pm] Skarzs: I just said that everyone in the world will gaze in wonder at the motherland's great land forms.
[Today at 11:42:38 pm] LT Sandpaw: Oh that's right comrade.
[Today at 11:42:44 pm] Sagetip: I've tracked their location through a nuclear warhead that was captured by Russians ages ago
[Today at 11:42:55 pm] Skarzs: Care for some vodka?
[Today at 11:43:01 pm] Sagetip: We never recovered it.
[Today at 11:43:06 pm]  * Eulaliaaa! destroys secret base
[Today at 11:43:11 pm] LT Sandpaw: Yes comrade, we must drink vodka for mother Russia.
[Today at 11:43:12 pm] Sagetip: Liquor made out of potatoes? I'll pass.
[Today at 11:43:34 pm] Skarzs: Everyone will also know how wonderful vodka is. EVERYONE.
[Today at 11:43:48 pm] LT Sandpaw: You never refuse vodka in Mother Russia.
[Today at 11:43:52 pm] Sagetip: No, you say it like siz: Yez, comrade, ve muzt drink vodka for Muzzer Russia
[Today at 11:44:08 pm] Sagetip: Say it after me
[Today at 11:44:10 pm] Skarzs: DREENK DER WODKA!
[Today at 11:44:17 pm] Eulaliaaa!: Well he just refused it, buddy. what are you gonna do now?
[Today at 11:44:19 pm] LT Sandpaw: It is how ve rat out ze American spies.
[Today at 11:44:23 pm] Sagetip: *draws back bowstring*
[Today at 11:44:35 pm] Sagetip: TAKE THIS M8!
[Today at 11:44:46 pm] Sagetip: *Skarz is rekt
[Today at 11:44:50 pm] Eulaliaaa!: And this machete!
[Today at 11:44:51 pm] LT Sandpaw: *Takes the bow from Sage*
[Today at 11:45:02 pm] Skarzs: JU SHTOOPIT AMERICAN ZCUM, MY AUTOMATEEK KALASHINOKOV WILL KEEL YOR FACE!
[Today at 11:45:06 pm] Eulaliaaa!: *hits Sand with the bow*
[Today at 11:45:17 pm] Skarzs: *Vill.
[Today at 11:45:19 pm] LT Sandpaw: For Mother Russia!
[Today at 11:45:21 pm] Sagetip: Lol, reading that in Makarov's voice.
[Today at 11:45:44 pm] Sagetip: *engages Sand in hand-to-hand combat, and rekts him*
[Today at 11:46:06 pm] Eulaliaaa!: *throws donuts at everyone*
[Today at 11:46:12 pm] Skarzs: Ve have your cheeeezebargers hostage.
[Today at 11:46:17 pm] LT Sandpaw: Sage you ought to just say America, and moon landing and stuff.
[Today at 11:46:27 pm] LT Sandpaw: MURICA!
[Today at 11:46:56 pm] Eulaliaaa!: Did you just yell America?
[Today at 11:46:58 pm] Sagetip: Moon landing?? What moon landing? That's a conspiracy theory, Sand, are you a conspiracy theorist? Everyone knows that the moon landing was faked in a studio.
[Today at 11:47:02 pm] LT Sandpaw: Comrade ve muzt control ze bargerz
[Today at 11:47:23 pm] Eulaliaaa!: Other Guys quote? no? ok
[Today at 11:47:25 pm] LT Sandpaw: No, Mother Russia landed on ze moon first.
[Today at 11:47:45 pm] Sagetip: No, it was Neil Gaiman who landed on the moon.
[Today at 11:47:55 pm] Skarzs:  Geev us de information, or da beef patties vill be fed to the grizzly bears.
[Today at 11:47:57 pm] Eulaliaaa!: No... I did.
[Today at 11:48:03 pm] LT Sandpaw: Zen ve made fake video for shtupid America.
[Today at 11:48:07 pm] Sagetip: He wrote a song called "I'm Dying On the Moon"

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