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[Tam and Martin]

Lol!

[Cornflower MM]

More shoutbox!

[Today at 07:52:04 pm] LT Sandpaw: Other... One I should say. Boy I'm tired

[Today at 07:52:19 pm] Cornflower MM: Ohhhhh. Ew.

[Today at 07:52:24 pm] Cornflower MM: Go get some sleep.

[Today at 07:52:59 pm] Rusvul: Sleep highly recommended.

[Today at 07:53:18 pm]  * Skyblade nods

[Today at 07:53:24 pm] Rusvul: *nods

[Today at 07:53:32 pm] Rusvul: How d'you do the thing?

[Today at 07:53:34 pm]  * Rusvul nods

[Today at 07:53:37 pm] Rusvul: ah, there we go.

[Today at 07:53:49 pm]  * LT Sandpaw agrees

[Today at 07:54:04 pm]  * Cornflower MM laughs

[Today at 07:54:31 pm]  * Rusvul 

[Today at 07:54:36 pm]  * Rusvul 

[Today at 07:54:38 pm] Rusvul: .me

[Today at 07:54:43 pm] Rusvul: so apparently that works

[Today at 07:54:48 pm]  * Rusvul 

[Today at 07:54:50 pm] Rusvul: heh

[Today at 07:55:29 pm] Mhera: Sleep review: 7/10. Pros: Feels nice. Cons: Takes time, discipline. Overall: Could be better, but would recommend.

[Today at 07:56:42 pm] LT Sandpaw: What if you are stuck watching younger siblings?

[Today at 07:56:59 pm] LT Sandpaw: Unable to sleep due to them being rowdy and loud?

[Today at 07:57:24 pm] Rusvul: Earplugs and/or sleep-mask.

[Today at 07:57:51 pm] Rusvul: Paint some eyes on the sleep mask and they'll never guess that you're sleeping.

[Today at 07:57:56 pm] LT Sandpaw: I shall make do with marshmellows and a bandana

[Today at 07:58:41 pm] Rusvul: Sleep review: 9/10. Pros: Keeps you alive, feels nice. Cons: Takes time, you feel bad if you don't get enough. Very addictive. Overall: zzzzzzz

[Today at 07:58:41 pm] LT Sandpaw: @Rusvul Brilliance!

[Today at 08:00:04 pm] Rusvul: I know, I'm so smart!

[Today at 08:00:19 pm] Rusvul: (Also very humble.)

[Today at 08:00:51 pm] LT Sandpaw:

[Today at 08:00:58 pm]  * Cornflower MM is saving this

[Today at 08:01:36 pm] LT Sandpaw: Whatever for?

[Today at 08:01:47 pm] Rusvul: Because it has me in it.

[Today at 08:02:08 pm] LT Sandpaw: That's a good reason.

[Today at 08:02:15 pm] Mhera: Very very humble.

[close]

[The Skarzs]

Such humble, much smart. So Rusvul.

[Banya]

[Today at 17:55:33] LT Sandpaw: Excellent.
[Today at 17:55:57] LT Sandpaw: I wonder if its worse that I thought I spelled it wrong when I spelt it right.
[Today at 17:56:08] LT Sandpaw: Is spelt a word?
[Today at 17:56:39] LT Sandpaw: I'm all alone, no one here beside me.
[Today at 17:57:03] LT Sandpaw: My troubles have all gone, something-something to deprive meeee.
[Today at 17:58:24] LT Sandpaw: *Wonders into the next page.*
[Today at 17:58:29] LT Sandpaw: Wanders*
[Today at 17:58:40] LT Sandpaw: Right
[Today at 17:58:49] LT Sandpaw: Good bye self.
[Today at 17:58:54] LT Sandpaw: See you later self
[Today at 17:59:03] LT Sandpaw: It was so good talking to you self.
[Today at 17:59:11] LT Sandpaw: You too self.

[The Skarzs]

I am reminded of a Grammar Nazi skit by someone on Youtube where he shoots himself because he made a grammatical error.

[Jetthebinturong]

Just to be clear; spelt is actual English, much like learnt.

[Hickory]

Just to be clear; spelt is actual English, much like learnt.

But you aren't suppose to traint yourself. That's not real grammar.

[Lord Daskar]

What did you do wrong?

Ronald Weasley, Harry Potter

SAGE I SWEAR TO MORGOTH! I'LL QUOTE THIS ONE LAST TIME:

NO REDWALL, HARRY POTTER OR LORD OF THE RINGS UNIVERSE CHARACTERS. Because if they're allowed, it becomes way too easy.

[Søren]

You know you're from the South when you almost die on tea (Of course, this won't work if it was hot tea, but still).

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What's the Rake about? Is it a magical rake coming alive to bring humanity to its knees?

No.

[Jukka the Sling]

(Wait, you thought that was funny? :P)

The Cellars are in serious trouble. We don't have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don't have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, say, the DDBs? They kill us. I beat DDBs all the time. All the time.

When do we beat the guests? They're laughing at us, at our stupidity. And now they're beating us on activity. They are not our friends, believe me. They are killing us on activity.

The cellars has become a dumping ground for everybody's problems.

It's true. These here are the best and the finest. When the guests send their people, they are not sending their best. They are not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with them. They are sending lurkers, and spammers, and jerks. And some, I assume are good people.

But I speak to cellar members and they tell us what we're getting. And it only makes common sense. It only makes common sense. They're not sending us the right people.

And so I, Wylder Treejumper, announce my candidacy for President of the Cellars. We are going to build a wall, we are going to stop the guests from getting in, and we are going to make them pay for it. We are going to win, and win, and win, until we're almost tired of winning! Because that's what I do, I win. The cellars don't win now, but if I am elected, that's what we'll do.

LET'S MAKE THE CELLARS GREAT AGAIN!

[Søren]

No, I just put it here because I thought it totally average. Just kidding, yes I did.

[Maudie]

It tasted like angel tears and the laughter of Apollo mixed with unicorn blood.

My favourite flavour.

[Maudie]

Double post! 

Now that it's actually Sunday. . .
Waffles! *Starts digging in to a pile of waffles.*

Waffles?! No no no! *Throws Skar's plate in the trash and replaces it with one full of pancakes*

Waffles?! No no no! *Throws Skar's plate in the trash and replaces it with one full of pancakes*

TODAY IS WAFFLES, WOMAN. I AM THE PANCAKE KING, SO DON'T YOU GO PREACHING TO THE CHOIR!

Waffles?! No no no! *Throws Skar's plate in the trash and replaces it with one full of pancakes*

TODAY IS WAFFLES, WOMAN. I AM THE PANCAKE KING, SO DON'T YOU GO PREACHING TO THE CHOIR!


(JK. But I am the pancake king.)

DON'T CALL ME WOMAN. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE CALLED 'MAN'?! *Smacks Skar with frying pan*

( Okay. I am reassured. And waffles aren't that bad, on occasion. But as I put it in one of my fanfics. . . . .

...and then when I went down to breakfast, there weren't any blue pancakes. There weren't even pancakes! It was waffles! Waffles! The cheap, knock-off holey imitation of pancakes – That is what waffles are.

The formatting might be off, but meh. I've been wanting to share that for a while, actually, to see if it's as funny as hoped.)

INSUBORDINATE FEMALE! YOU DARE STRIKE THE MONARCHY OF THE BREAKFAST PASTRIES?

[Jukka the Sling]

This is extraordinarily accurate as to common movie tropes:

Ah, Russa...The bane of my existence...Follow the others, and please try not to cause trouble this time...

Trouble? Of course not, Sir. I'm the shy girl...I do shy things and frequently get pushed around by the stylish bully and her two sidekicks. They steal my pens and make me look stupid. Then they'll flirt with a cute guy, but he'll like me instead. He'll help me pick up my books after the mean girls trip me.

*Follows the others*

[Feles]

Delthion: So for this forum to die, and since it is called Loamhedge there needs to be a big plague that happens here.

Jukka: *keels over*