Funny posts collection

[Groddil]

Delthion: So for this forum to die, and since it is called Loamhedge there needs to be a big plague that happens here.

Jukka: *keels over*

The funny thing about this isn't the actual post, its that Jukka's the only one that actually died. Now imagine if that meant she was actually gone from this forum forever. Its a good thing that we didn't all do this whole dying thing now, huh?

Inactivity FOR THE WIN, amiright?

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No?

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Well whatever! Keep your useless activity, I'm not posting ever again!

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*keels over*

[Jukka the Sling]

@Inquisitor and @Groddil:  Wait, what?  I don't remember posting that.

[Groddil]

If you're feeling confused, click the emoticon to make the memories come flooding back!

[Jukka the Sling]

Mmmmkay then....  Yeah, I remembered a while after posting that.  Thing is, when I searched the forum for my original post, I don't think it came up.

[Skyblade]

Anyway...

Deleting 980 emails from one's inbox can make one feel lighter.

I don't ever want to know the number of late-night hours I have spent watching abridged series on YouTube.

Is it okay to like lukewarm tea?  I like lukewarm tea.

Do other people use pencil bags?  Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only adult one who still does.  It's white and plastic and has pink whales on it.

My boss has been hiring so many new people lately.  There's a new face on every shift.  I've just started calling everyone Pat.  I think all I do these days is delegate.

Another day at work, another two calls to the campus police.

[Banya]

Gie me al' de Liffy Water.

[Skyblade]

I'm sure there's someone out there for you, Wylder. There's plenty of fish in the sea besides Tam.

[Tam and Martin]

[Maudie]

I remember seeing this topic back in Redwall. I was absolutely befuddled. It made no sense at all. Then I started shipping things and I'm stuck with this sorta stuff all the time. Now I am slowly and methodically pairing up each and every member with another depending on your various ages and personalities for maximum compatibility. Because it has been my life's goal for the longest time to be the best wingwoman. And I can't do that without being a creep.

[Feles]

 James Gryphon: Super Frog to the rescue!
[Today at 03:35:25 am] Groddil: . . .
[Today at 03:36:08 am] Inquisitor: ...Super Frog?
[Today at 03:38:01 am] James Gryphon: YES!
[Today at 03:38:46 am] Inquisitor: WHAT IS A SUPER FROG???
[Today at 03:39:27 am] James Gryphon: He's closely related to the Power Frog.
[Today at 03:39:28 am] Ashleg: Super Frog is James' code name for himself.
[Today at 03:41:33 am] Inquisitor: good to know
[Today at 03:42:15 am] James Gryphon: Ashleg just made that up.
[Today at 03:44:02 am] Inquisitor: then what is it James
[Today at 03:44:58 am] James Gryphon: What do you mean "what is it"? I made it up on the spot.
[Today at 03:45:03 am] James Gryphon: What does it sound like it is?
[Today at 03:45:57 am] Inquisitor: what is it going to the rescue to
[Today at 03:46:09 am] James Gryphon: I don't know.
[Today at 03:47:01 am]  * Inquisitor is done talking bout super frog

[Rainshadow]

[Today at 03:47:01 am]  * Inquisitor is done talking bout super frog

  For some reason, I read that in M'aiq the Liar's voice.  Y'know, the khajiit in the priest robes who wanders around Skyrim?  (Well, he's in more games than just Skyrim (is he in all the Elder Scrolls games?  Not sure...), but I know him best from Skyrim.)

[Lady Ashenwyte]

[Today at 03:47:01 am]  * Inquisitor is done talking bout super frog

  For some reason, I read that in M'aiq the Liar's voice.  Y'know, the khajiit in the priest robes who wanders around Skyrim?  (Well, he's in more games than just Skyrim (is he in all the Elder Scrolls games?  Not sure...), but I know him best from Skyrim.)

Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim, and ESO.

[Groddil]

Shoutbox Shenanigans

[Today at 08:32:26 pm] Jukka the Sling: Can anyone tell me how to bake cookies without an actual oven??

[Today at 08:32:49 pm] Groddil: *Mumble grumble cereal* Mornin'

[Today at 08:33:36 pm] LT Sandpaw: If its a hot day you can do it with some foil, plastic wrap, and a shoebox, it just takes forever

[Today at 08:34:05 pm] LT Sandpaw: Or you could use a microwave, they just taste nasty.

[Today at 08:34:31 pm] Jukka the Sling: Okay then...

[Today at 08:34:33 pm]  * Groddil looks at the microwave.

[Today at 08:34:33 pm]  * Groddil vomits

[Today at 08:34:36 pm] LT Sandpaw: Or you could eat them raw, which is fine. Just a small chance at salmanila

[Today at 08:34:52 pm] Jukka the Sling: See, our oven element suddenly started throwing sparks and making a weird noise.

[Today at 08:35:03 pm] Jukka the Sling: So we all panicked and unplugged the whole thing.

[Today at 08:35:25 pm] Jukka the Sling: And Russa now has a whole bunch of cookie dough we can't bake.  Or eat.

[Today at 08:35:50 pm] Jukka the Sling: Oh, wait, we decided to try the waffle iron.

[Today at 08:35:57 pm] LT Sandpaw: Roll it up and store it in the freezer.

[Today at 08:36:34 pm] Jukka the Sling: If the waffle thingy doesn't work, I guess we'll have to.

[Today at 08:36:42 pm] LT Sandpaw: Oh if you want to get experimental you could try frying it.

[Today at 08:37:01 pm] Jukka the Sling: Yeah, our mom actually suggested that, but ew.

[Today at 08:37:22 pm] LT Sandpaw: A little powdered sugar, they'd be great.

[Today at 08:37:59 pm] LT Sandpaw: BTW I'm a terrible cook so don't take my advice.

[Today at 08:40:24 pm] Groddil: here's what you have to do, Jukka:

[Today at 08:40:49 pm] Groddil: first, make up the cookie mix so that all you have to do is put it in the oven

[Today at 08:40:55 pm] Groddil: put it on the trays and everything

[Today at 08:41:01 pm] Groddil: Then, go to Walmart

[Today at 08:41:11 pm] Groddil: Stick the cookies in an oven there

[Today at 08:41:28 pm] Groddil: If you are confronted, make the excuse that you have to "Try before you buy"

[Today at 08:42:05 pm] Groddil: woila

[Today at 08:42:16 pm] LT Sandpaw: They sell ovens at Walmart?

[Today at 08:42:52 pm] Groddil: they sell everything at walmart

[Today at 08:42:59 pm] Groddil: i honestly have no idea

[Today at 08:43:08 pm] Groddil: If they don't, go to a Home Depot or something.

[Today at 08:43:27 pm] LT Sandpaw: I think Sears would be your best bet.

[Today at 08:43:37 pm] Groddil: meh

[Today at 08:43:45 pm] Groddil: I live in 'STRAYA!

[Today at 08:43:59 pm] Groddil: Down under, we buy our cooking machines from Harvey Norman

[Today at 08:44:12 pm] Groddil: He's this bloke that bought a lot of ovens and tours around the state with a big rig.

[Today at 08:44:29 pm] Groddil: He pulls up in the town, an' ya go an' buy some electronic devices.

[Today at 08:44:45 pm] LT Sandpaw: We live in Generica, we buy our ovens at one of the local Sears.

[Today at 08:45:04 pm] Groddil: where is Generica?

[Today at 08:45:11 pm] Groddil: I'm GUESSING the USA?

[Today at 08:45:13 pm] Groddil: Probably?

[Today at 08:45:25 pm] LT Sandpaw: America is Generica, its Generic.

[Today at 08:46:15 pm] LT Sandpaw: You go anywhere here and you'll be able to find a Walmart, or a Supercuts, or a Stripes

[Today at 08:46:59 pm] Groddil: Dunno what the last two are

[Today at 08:47:20 pm] Groddil: Lots and lots of Walmarts

[Today at 08:47:21 pm] Groddil: When I was in Hawaii, we only saw Walmarts.

[Today at 08:48:17 pm] LT Sandpaw: Even in Alaska man, they're everywhere.

[close]

[Jukka the Sling]

[Banya]

What's your name? Ashenwyte
Are you a bloke or a sheila? Bloke.
There'll be beer served aplenty to ya down under, and the legal age is 18. Are ya older than 18? I'm older than the beer.
Are you able to operate any sort a motor vehicle (e.g. Holden Commodore, Tinny, Flying airplane thingy)? I'm able to operate a chariot.
Do ya have insurance? I am the insurance.