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Maudie

"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3


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W0NWILL

[Today at 11:26:50 pm] BatLord: When I was little, I used to stare up at the popcorn ceilings and try to find the shapes of different animals in the spikes.

[Today at 11:26:56 pm] BatLord: I mostly found hedgehogs.

[Today at 11:27:21 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Sometimes, there are porcupines

Eulaliaaa!

I found this quite entertaining. :P

From the Shoutbox

[Today at 01:08:13 am] Sagetip: Got any RP ideas I can steal use for inspiration?
[Today at 01:08:18 am] Sagetip: Whoops.
[Today at 01:08:36 am] Sagetip: Make that: "Got any RP ideas I can steal use for inspiration?"
[Today at 01:15:11 am] BatLord: I wanted to make a dinosaur-themed RP at one point. Redwall with dinosaurs, prolly some small mammals from that time as well, but mostly dinosaurs.
[Today at 01:15:22 am] Sagetip: Hmm.
[Today at 01:16:10 am] BatLord: Um....I had a buncha ideas at one point, but none came to fruition,
[Today at 01:16:50 am] Eulaliaaa!: We could do a RP where the dinosaurs take over Redwall ;D
[Today at 01:16:53 am] BatLord: I really liked the around the world RP 321 came up with on redwall and I tried to remake but failed because I really suck at running RPs.
[Today at 01:16:55 am] Sagetip: Tell me.
[Today at 01:17:22 am] BatLord: Pfft, that'd be fun. Ridiculous and fun.
[Today at 01:17:37 am] Eulaliaaa!: I tried a RP where Redwall was in ruins and the animals were mutating... didn't really work :P
[Today at 01:17:49 am] BatLord: Half my characters would be Compsognathus in any dinosaur roleplay.
[Today at 01:17:59 am] BatLord: I love Compys.
[Today at 01:18:32 am] BatLord: They're like raptors but smaller and cuter.
[Today at 01:18:38 am] Eulaliaaa!: We could have a RP where Redwall faces the growing threat of Mutants ;D
[Today at 01:18:52 am] Eulaliaaa!: Magneto the rat!
[Today at 01:19:05 am] Eulaliaaa!: Angel the sparrow!
[Today at 01:19:22 am] Eulaliaaa!: Storm the mouse!
[Today at 01:19:34 am] Eulaliaaa!: Charles the mole!
[Today at 01:19:57 am] Eulaliaaa!: Wolverine the... wolverine?
[Today at 01:20:02 am] Eulaliaaa!: ;D
[Today at 01:20:34 am] BatLord: Beautiful.
[Today at 01:21:19 am] Eulaliaaa!: All the abbey creatures with Mutant powers!
[Today at 01:21:37 am] Eulaliaaa!: Abbott's who can drain the life out of anyone!
[Today at 01:21:44 am] Eulaliaaa!: *Abbotts
[Today at 01:22:02 am] Eulaliaaa!: Cellarkeepers who bring droughts!
[Today at 01:22:38 am] Eulaliaaa!: Vermin horde leaders who...
[Today at 01:22:41 am] Eulaliaaa!: Who....
[Today at 01:22:54 am] Eulaliaaa!: I'm thinking too hard :-/
[Today at 01:23:07 am] Eulaliaaa!: I might have just upset my brain.
[Today at 01:23:11 am] Eulaliaaa!: ;D
[Today at 01:23:43 am] Sagetip: I haven't enough brain to upset.
[Today at 01:24:04 am] Eulaliaaa!: That is quite unfortunate.
[Today at 01:24:13 am] Sagetip: OMG.
[Today at 01:24:20 am] Sagetip: STAR WARS REDWALL.
[Today at 01:24:20 am] Eulaliaaa!: ?
[Today at 01:24:25 am] Eulaliaaa!: YES!
[Today at 01:24:50 am] Eulaliaaa!: Duuuuuh duuuuuuuuuuuh duh duh duh duuuuuuuuuuh duuuuuuuh!
[Today at 01:25:01 am] Sagetip: Darth Cluny.
[Today at 01:25:22 am] Eulaliaaa!: Matthias Skywalker
[Today at 01:25:36 am] Sagetip: Emperor Greeneyes.
[Today at 01:25:49 am] Eulaliaaa!: ;D
[Today at 01:25:58 am] Sagetip: This has to happen.
[Today at 01:26:04 am] Eulaliaaa!: Gonff Solo
[Today at 01:26:06 am] Sagetip: I'll start planning.
[Today at 01:26:08 am] Sagetip: YES.
[Today at 01:26:22 am] Sagetip: Princess Cornflower.
[Today at 01:26:23 am] BatLord: Amazing.
[Today at 01:26:38 am] Eulaliaaa!: Foremole Chewbacca
[Today at 01:26:41 am] Sagetip: Just to check: Would everyone be onboard with this?
[Today at 01:26:45 am] Eulaliaaa!: Yup
[Today at 01:27:02 am] Sagetip: Boba Beaver.
[Today at 01:27:04 am] BatLord: Heck yeah.
[Today at 01:27:17 am] Sagetip: Cool. ;D
[Today at 01:27:21 am] Eulaliaaa!: Beaver Fett ;D
[Today at 01:27:30 am] Sagetip: Boba Beaver is cheesier.
[Today at 01:27:31 am] Eulaliaaa!: Shadow Fett!
[Today at 01:27:35 am] Eulaliaaa!: Yeah
[Today at 01:27:43 am] Sagetip: Yeah.
[Today at 01:27:55 am] Sagetip: Rattroopers.
[Today at 01:28:18 am] Eulaliaaa!: Clone Patrol
[Today at 01:28:53 am] Sagetip: Hell yeah.
[Today at 01:28:55 am] Sagetip: Oops.
[Today at 01:29:06 am] Eulaliaaa!: Watch your mouth, young man!
[Today at 01:29:16 am] Sagetip: "Language!" -Cap
[Today at 01:29:22 am] Eulaliaaa!: ;D
[Today at 01:29:33 am] Sagetip: Excuse me, but did Cap just say "language?"
[Today at 01:29:43 am] Sagetip: Anyway.
[Today at 01:29:48 am] Sagetip: I'll start planning.
[Today at 01:30:12 am] Sagetip: Hmm.
[Today at 01:30:49 am] Sagetip: We would have to have a special Redwall lightsaber, bound with the spirit of Jedi Master Martin.
[Today at 01:31:11 am] Eulaliaaa!: Yes ;D
[Today at 01:31:28 am] Sagetip: "Padawan Matthias"
[Today at 01:31:35 am] Sagetip: Well, I have to go.
[Today at 01:31:44 am] Sagetip: I'll brainstorm overnight.
[Today at 01:31:45 am] Eulaliaaa!: Bye.
[Today at 01:31:56 am] Eulaliaaa!: Ok, Thu  is gonna be good!
[Today at 01:32:01 am] Eulaliaaa!: *this
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Cornflower MM


Skyblade


Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Hickory

I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

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Cave potato.

Hickory

I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Delthion

Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Jukka the Sling

^ The funny thing is that I'm pretty sure Blaggut lives in Arkansas... though I could be wrong.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Cornflower MM

Quote from: Sagetip on March 17, 2016, 09:58:29 PM
Quote from: Jet the binturong on March 17, 2016, 09:47:34 PM
You people are terrible at doing Irish accents. Mucker? That's lowerclass English, it's got nothing to do with Ireland! And liquor? Really? The only alcohol consumed in Ireland is beer. Guinness if possible.
...I really hope you don't stab everybody with the knife of truth when you meet them.

Delthion

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Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 12, 2016, 07:02:38 PM
Quote from: Sagetip on March 17, 2016, 09:58:29 PM
Quote from: Jet the binturong on March 17, 2016, 09:47:34 PM
You people are terrible at doing Irish accents. Mucker? That's lowerclass English, it's got nothing to do with Ireland! And liquor? Really? The only alcohol consumed in Ireland is beer. Guinness if possible.
...I really hope you don't stab everybody with the knife of truth when you meet them.

More properly called Porter! ;D

But don't forget Whisky, and Punch. ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

The Skarzs

Quote from: Delthion on June 17, 2016, 04:24:47 AM
Fun Fact: Scientists have found the chemical that gives raspberries their flavor; Ethyl Formate is found throughout the Milky Way. The Milky Way galaxy tastes like raspberries! ;D
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on June 17, 2016, 05:18:00 AM
Glad to know if I took off my helmet in space my last moments would taste like Raspberries. So glad you are more active Del.
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