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[The Skarzs]

Oh, Gonff totally deserved everything he got.

[Delthion]

Agreed.

[Søren]

Man, please make that knife a food critic. That is where the money flow comes from. Maybe Faiy finally popped in and wanted a piece of those delicious troll muscles as well (I'm so going to get burned at the stake for this)

*Enters* *Sees the carnage* *Looks at Gonff* I was told you lot were miss behaving... and really if you knew anything about our history you would know I am only interested in his heart of gold... you are lucky I don't turn your fluffy blue tail into a couch pillow.

As for the rest of you. *turns on everyone else* Skarzs is mine and I'm not sharing so back off.

So Skarzs is a tsundere and Faiy is a yandere. Interesting.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Oh, Gonff totally deserved everything he got.

I stuck my toe in the Cellars pool (Which is a weird color mind you) and got swallowed by a shark. Now I'm going all Jason Bourne to escape.

[The Skarzs]

Oh, Gonff totally deserved everything he got.

I stuck my toe in the Cellars pool (Which is a weird color mind you) and got swallowed by a shark. Now I'm going all Jason Bourne to escape.

^This belongs in this topic.

[Delthion]

Agreed...

[Søren]

Skarthion.

Ship ship shippity ship.

Skarthion.

I WILL EAT YOUR SPLEEN RAW.

I can cook it for you for five bucks.

Skarthion.

I WILL EAT YOUR SPLEEN RAW.

I can cook it for you for five bucks.

Hi yes this is Satan's meat store you buy it we fry it how can I help you?

[Delthion]

See the proper way to deal with a ship is to counter-ship!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

See the proper way to deal with a ship is to counter-ship!

I always see this as a ship sailing then Del just throws another until both are obliterated and he is smiling like  . Especially if it's a canon ship. Those try to fire back but can't in time.

[The Skarzs]

Canon ships aren't sunk by others, though.

[Delthion]

See the proper way to deal with a ship is to counter-ship!

I always see this as a ship sailing then Del just throws another until both are obliterated and he is smiling like  . Especially if it's a canon ship. Those try to fire back but can't in time.

Precisely! None can stand the Master Shipper!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Canon ships aren't sunk by others, though.

The do the captain and First Mate split it? I wouldn't know, since Gonsie is sailing quite fine.

[Søren]

@Gonff the Mousethief Guess what

Gonff's Eyes Only

Oh, Gonff totally deserved everything he got.

Agreed.

Oh, Gonff totally deserved everything he got.

I stuck my toe in the Cellars pool (Which is a weird color mind you) and got swallowed by a shark. Now I'm going all Jason Bourne to escape.

^This belongs in this topic.

Agreed...

I don't completely get that one...

That's because only Soren knows why it's so funny.

Ah.

They agree on so much!!!!

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[Delthion]

*Thinks up utterly evil ship for Soren.*

[The Skarzs]

Yeah, well Soren's just gonna blow it over like "Pfft, nope. You're all just silly." I try something like that and it explodes in my face.