Funny posts collection

[Delthion]

I'm no longer single. This is weird.

...... wait, you're married?!

[Kitsune]

[Søren]

This thread, up to Gonff's post, is choice.

[Eulaliaaa!]

[Maudie]

Why is Avatar's Earth Kingdom always so crazy? I thought it would have gone back to normal after Aang liberated it from Long Feng but no, now the queen is a complete nutcase. Like I literally want her to die. Why are Korra's villains so boring? Amon was cool until we found out who he was and then he turned into a moron. But Tarrlok was so hateful and dull, Unalaq was painfully bland and the Earth Queen is such a stereotype it's unreal. Zahir (sp?) seems cool though, so maybe there's hope.

Oh, the queen of the Earth Kingdom? Yeah. . . She gun die.

Spoiler alert.

It wasn't really a spoiler, it didn't say that Zaheer literally removed the air from Hou-Ting's lungs and suffocated her to death.

... That was uncalled for, Ash.

[Jetthebinturong]

That wasn't funny, it was cruel.

No I'm not joking. I despise being spoiled for things.

[Hickory]

One man's misery is another man's laughter.

[The Skarzs]

*Tears the laughter from Sage's lungs.*

[Delthion]

*Sage is miserable. I laugh. *

[Banya]

That wasn't funny, it was cruel.

No I'm not joking. I despise being spoiled for things.

That was a spoiler for me, too. And yeah, I'm a little ticked.

[Søren]

Give me an S!

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[Jukka the Sling]

Someone wanted to know how to let a girl down nicely, and then this happened.

Skarzs would probably do something like that in real life. Then the girl's brothers that he angered with his bluntness try to kill him but Skarzs has abs so their attacks are worthless. One of her brothers ends up being Thor, and when he whacks Skarzs in the ribs with his hammer, it's the just like hitting Captain America's shield.

If that was a movie I'd buy it.

[Delthion]

We need context Jukka! Add the post that Skarzs had before hand!

[The Skarzs]

Heh.

[Søren]

Once upon a time there was a lad. This lad dreamed of creating the strongest abs on the planet, so he ate four dozen eggs a day, and trained day and night, until they formed what looked like a giant tumor to those who did not know him, those who did not know of, the abs! Then he courted a woman named Belle but that's another story! Then a different woman took a fancy to him, but he turned away coldly, so coldly in fact that her brothers formed a blood pact, stating that they would kill this lad or die themselves. They fought the lad, but he just pointed the abs at the brothers and they collapsed. Unfortunately, the brothers did get close enough to inflict many wounds upon his face, earning the lad the nickname, "Skarzs". Now Skarzs roamed the world, seeking some enemy that can withstand his awesome power. He came into contact with a faerie, who resisted the force of his abs using the dark magic of holo-technology. He endeavored as a last resort to squish this troublesome faerie. She dodged, and he as a result of his defeat, served this Faerie as the queen of his heart and his world. They roamed the world together in perfect harmony and happiness, content in what they supposed to be friendship. But then, they ventured deep into a forest, near a lake, where a crazed, pitiful creature, made boats out of twigs, grinning with pleasure when a boat floated, and cursing in dismay when one sank. This creature was known as the "Master Shipper", and when he saw the faerie and Skarzs, he realized that these people must be united in marriage, and he, out of the goodness heart, turned from his lunacy for a time and endeavored to bring them together, unfortunately, the faerie and Skarzs were not happy at having their emotions so easily seen, and turned on the poor creature. The Master Shipper resisted valiantly, and brought the battle to a stalemate, when the lad and the faerie recognized a creature more powerful than the abs or the dark holograms, and were wedded on the spot. Skarzs and the faerie live happily today in a cottage near the lake where they were first wed, with Skarzs' abs keeping evil from all the land. The Master Shipper is now a wedding planner.