Funny posts collection

[Skyblade]

Some of these make me laugh

How repulsive or attractive do girls find chest hair?

Eh, don't care.

[Cornflower MM]

. . . . . . . . .

I'd beg to differ, Skar.

I am going to shave and wax my head one of these days. And I shall look glorious.

Polish it every day and your head shall be like radiant Helios.

[Søren]

His head is too big.

Your heads too big...

That's hurtful. How dare you assume something like that? I'm size-fluid. It's 2016. Geez, get with the times.

Oh, I'm so sorry to have Troll-Triggered you Skarzs, I completely forgot about checking myself and your size-fluid pronouns. I'll be sure to avoid all micro aggressions from here on out.

This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits four times a week and I'm also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me you're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic bigot sexist lesbian.

[James Gryphon]

Let me know what y'all think of the new "you have x messages" thing at the top. I'm not crazy about how the font looks right now, but that is the default font style for those bars. Maybe it'll grow on me.

I love it, even the exclamation point. The forum is like "YO BRO WADDUP?" And I'm like "HAI FORUM, WADDUP?" And the forum's like "NOT MUCH CUZ YOU GOT NOT MESSAGES LOSER." And then I'm sad.

[Delthion]

i live closish to Syracuse. i think my 2nd cousins live closer? on a dairy farm.

You live in Sicily?

[Jukka the Sling]

in what situation is Braille useful?

Possibly finding the bathroom when you've been locked in a Walmart with the lights off.

[Banya]

I'm thinking about running a sci-fi country management/election forum game here. You'd compete as candidates in elections, and then make decisions to shape the country/your parties during the next term. Does this sound like something any of you would be interested in playing?

There are a bunch of things on my schedule I'd like to clear out before I commit to running this, but if it sounds appealing I'll start thinking about how to set it up.

If there is an option to be a tyrant who rules his people with an iron but benevolent fist I'm in.

[Hickory]

SERVE THE EMPEROR OR DIE!

... ten years in the military means free milkshakes at all supported restaurants!

[Jukka the Sling]

and of course spend time with you-know-who.

HIS NAME STARTS WITH A V.

SOREN ARE YOU DATING THE DARK LORD VOLDEMORT?

EDIT: I just reread this whole topic and laughed a ton.

[Russa Nodrey]

* Kitsune pushes his chair back and stands up.

"Nope. I'm out."

* Kitsune walks out of the classroom.

Why would you leave when there is nothing better out there than there is in here? The wolrd is all darkness. I shall make up a poem about my lost wig. Not that I care.

The wig, dark and broken,
Just like my mind.
Unjustly, it was taken.
The world is my despair.

[The Skarzs]

[Aimless Gallivanter]

honestly scars your entire emo schtick has been hilarious

[The Skarzs]

It's hard to do, actually.

[Søren]

When Sky of all people uses all caps.

[Feles]

Skarzs: The Life of a Blacksmith--a four part documentary on the History Channel

The buttons have taken control of James; he became so obsessed that he became one of them.

Both courtousy of Gonff