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Jukka the Sling

Quote from: Søren on January 23, 2017, 06:44:37 PM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on January 23, 2017, 11:16:50 AM
Is "Hey you're an acute angle." a good pick up line?
yes use it now and have many babies and name them all søren jr
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Russa Nodrey

Freddy

Feles

Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on January 26, 2017, 04:57:35 AM
without the protection of rainhound this suddenly isn't very funny anymore
I am the harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse,
I am the hydrogen bomb in a necktie,
I hold the flames of a thousand collapsed stars,
I am Bobracha!

Maudie

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 14, 2017, 03:10:05 AM
Quote from: Maudie on January 14, 2017, 03:01:34 AM
*Drops Rinjolm because only those unworthy of the throne of Dragsa can wield it.*
I understand not such references.

Quote from: alexandre on January 14, 2017, 02:58:32 AM
*glances around nervously*
*whispers*
Where are they?

QuoteGuest   02:55:19 AM   Viewing the board Suggestions and Concerns.

Should we be concerned? eh, eh?

Maybe that joke was a bit to surreal for such a dangerous moment.
Indeed 'twas.

As for where they are, the foul beasts favour the shadows, they lurk in the darkness and pounce when their prey nears. It's legit freaky. We got dis, tho.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3


alexandre

Spoiler, Discord Shenanigans

@Maudie *points at ship* Whad'ya think?

Spoiler
Quote?.?
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Wait
I'm making a new emoji
Gallioo - Today at 8:27 PM
haha
Plague - Today at 8:27 PM
galaxy quest is the best movie
Al - Today at 8:27 PM
?.? for the top
Then _
?./
_
Plague - Today at 8:27 PM
?.?
_
President Ashleg - Today at 8:27 PM
Hon
Al - Today at 8:27 PM
It doesnt look right here but yes
Plague - Today at 8:27 PM
hon!
President Ashleg - Today at 8:27 PM
Psot
HON
Søren - Today at 8:28 PM
Hai
Plague - Today at 8:28 PM
oh did grodds post?
Gallioo - Today at 8:28 PM
hey guys
President Ashleg - Today at 8:28 PM
Aay
Al - Today at 8:28 PM
Aww, cute, u guys call eachother hon
Søren - Today at 8:28 PM
Hi Galli
Hi Ash
President Ashleg - Today at 8:28 PM
@Plague yuppers, the previous page has it
Søren - Today at 8:28 PM
Hi Al
Al - Today at 8:28 PM
hi Sor
Plague - Today at 8:28 PM
nice
Søren - Today at 8:28 PM
Hi Sage
Plague - Today at 8:28 PM
hey soren
Søren - Today at 8:28 PM
What's up!
President Ashleg - Today at 8:28 PM
@Al yes, we do >:3
Al - Today at 8:28 PM
pulls out hammer and nails
Gallioo - Today at 8:28 PM
i just explained what i was doing above
Al - Today at 8:28 PM
Time to build a new ship!
Gallioo - Today at 8:29 PM
short version tho is art homework
President Ashleg - Today at 8:29 PM
HHHHAH
Søren - Today at 8:29 PM
Cool
Al - Today at 8:29 PM
Plague, Ur Sage right?
Søren - Today at 8:29 PM
I didn't feel like scrolling lol
President Ashleg - Today at 8:29 PM
@Gallioo Ma, you're in art school?
Plague is Sage, aye
Gallioo - Today at 8:29 PM
im in a community college art program
Søren - Today at 8:29 PM
Why is Galli "Ma"?
President Ashleg - Today at 8:29 PM
Puuuuurty cool
Because she's my mom
Søren - Today at 8:29 PM
@Al what ship is that?
Gallioo - Today at 8:30 PM
ashleg is my son
Al - Today at 8:30 PM
Ashleg + Sagetip
Søren - Today at 8:30 PM
Fair enough @President Ashleg
Lol
Al - Today at 8:30 PM
They call eachother hon
Gallioo - Today at 8:30 PM
amd im v proud of him
President Ashleg - Today at 8:30 PM
I'm a gud son
Søren - Today at 8:30 PM
Ashtip
President Ashleg - Today at 8:30 PM
Right ma
Søren - Today at 8:30 PM
Sageleg
Gallioo - Today at 8:30 PM
sure
President Ashleg - Today at 8:30 PM
Sashleg
Al - Today at 8:30 PM
Ashtip!
Plague - Today at 8:30 PM
##:1038
Gallioo - Today at 8:30 PM
sagleg lmao
Plague - Today at 8:30 PM
I leave for a minute
President Ashleg - Today at 8:30 PM
SAGLEG
Al - Today at 8:30 PM
Sageleg
President Ashleg - Today at 8:30 PM
YES
Plague - Today at 8:30 PM
and you're shipping us
Al - Today at 8:30 PM
SAGELEG
SAAAGEELEEEGGGGGG
Gallioo - Today at 8:30 PM
what a horrible ship name sagleg
President Ashleg - Today at 8:30 PM
Rashtip
Plague - Today at 8:31 PM

Al - Today at 8:31 PM
wut
President Ashleg - Today at 8:31 PM
Boi
Gallioo - Today at 8:31 PM
BOI
Al - Today at 8:31 PM
Rashtip?
Søren - Today at 8:31 PM
Saglag
Sagalag
In a bag
Al - Today at 8:31 PM
Prezident SAGELAG
President Ashleg - Today at 8:31 PM
RashTIP
Søren - Today at 8:31 PM
Wait
President Ashleg - Today at 8:31 PM
Sagleg
Al - Today at 8:31 PM
where does the R come from?
Rashtip
Søren - Today at 8:31 PM
President and the FFN leaders
President Ashleg - Today at 8:31 PM
RAPSHADE
Søren - Today at 8:31 PM
Conflict of interest
Al - Today at 8:32 PM
Wut
Rapshade?
President Ashleg - Today at 8:32 PM
Ashleg + Sagetip = Vermin Name Generator
Søren - Today at 8:32 PM
@Plague Explain the news service
President Ashleg - Today at 8:32 PM
He's my character(edited)
That's where the r comes from
Al - Today at 8:32 PM
Chatacter?
Chatacters
President Ashleg - Today at 8:32 PM
SHUT
Søren - Today at 8:32 PM
DOWN
President Ashleg - Today at 8:32 PM
YOUR KOMBUCHA FILLED
MOUTH
Al - Today at 8:32 PM
shakes head approvingly
I like chatacters
Søren - Today at 8:33 PM
Lol
President Ashleg - Today at 8:33 PM
I like when Alex is shut
Al - Today at 8:33 PM
real nice people, them chatacters
Plague - Today at 8:33 PM
soren what
Al - Today at 8:33 PM
ITS AL
Plague - Today at 8:33 PM
explain what?
Søren - Today at 8:33 PM
Your news service
For the forum
Gallioo - Today at 8:33 PM
oh al i went to the grocery store determined to buy some kombucha and try it but it wasmt there
Plague - Today at 8:33 PM
the FNN?
Søren - Today at 8:33 PM
I forget the acronym
Yes
Al - Today at 8:33 PM
@President Ashleg IT         IS           AL
Søren - Today at 8:33 PM
Forum News Network
President Ashleg - Today at 8:33 PM

No
Plague - Today at 8:33 PM
The Forum News Network
Al - Today at 8:33 PM
AL
Søren - Today at 8:33 PM
Ok
Al - Today at 8:33 PM
AL
Al
President Ashleg - Today at 8:33 PM
Alex
Plague - Today at 8:33 PM
well there's not much to explain
Al - Today at 8:33 PM
AL
President Ashleg - Today at 8:33 PM
The lion
Plague - Today at 8:34 PM
we provide footage of events
Søren - Today at 8:34 PM
Al didn't know what it was
President Ashleg - Today at 8:34 PM

Plague - Today at 8:34 PM
"sponsor" events
ah
President Ashleg - Today at 8:34 PM
@Al with his parents
Al - Today at 8:34 PM
SOTP
Gallioo - Today at 8:34 PM
al chill
Søren - Today at 8:34 PM
Now they're on a tangent
Plague - Today at 8:34 PM
al: it's like a news channel for the forum
President Ashleg - Today at 8:34 PM
Why? Embarrassed ? >: )
Al - Today at 8:34 PM
cool
Gallioo - Today at 8:34 PM
ashleg quit teasing the poor guy
Al - Today at 8:34 PM
Is it like a topic or somat?
Plague - Today at 8:34 PM
kind of
President Ashleg - Today at 8:34 PM
NO
MOM
Plague - Today at 8:34 PM
there are a few topics
I had reporters
Al - Today at 8:35 PM
oh?
Plague - Today at 8:35 PM
why?
President Ashleg - Today at 8:35 PM
My dog wants sushi
Plague - Today at 8:35 PM
did you find an old thread
Søren - Today at 8:35 PM
@Gallioo Your son is going through the rebel phase(edited)
Al - Today at 8:35 PM
... no
President Ashleg - Today at 8:35 PM
I am
Gallioo - Today at 8:35 PM
i want sushi
[close]
Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

               ~ John Denver

And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

                ~ John Prine

Feles

I am the harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse,
I am the hydrogen bomb in a necktie,
I hold the flames of a thousand collapsed stars,
I am Bobracha!

Gonff the Mousethief

I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Maudie

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 08, 2017, 03:19:55 PM
Quote from: Skarzs on February 08, 2017, 04:19:40 AM
Quote from: Banya on February 07, 2017, 09:24:00 AM
Where has Peri been, anyway?
Talking to her boyfriend. Like, all the time. It's annoying us all.
Sounds like Jukka...except she doesn't have a boyfriend, just Bucky Barnes.
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3


Søren

Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on February 08, 2017, 09:20:33 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on February 08, 2017, 06:17:21 AM
No, not good. Not when it prevents her from doing everyday chores and no one else can use the phone and she uses our mom's computer, without permission, to skype him.

In the wise words of the sage Aimless Gallivanter: Eat her or fight her.


I'm retired from the forum

Jukka the Sling

Quote from: Søren on February 09, 2017, 12:03:44 PM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on February 09, 2017, 09:08:55 AM
Quote from: Søren on February 09, 2017, 05:45:06 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on February 09, 2017, 05:30:53 AM
Soren. Do you have a bank account, and if so, how much do you need me to transfer to you in order to know who Maudie voted for?
Yes. And lots and lots of moneys.

i have 50 cents and a moth will that be enough
No
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien


The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Feles

Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on February 21, 2017, 10:04:43 PM
You know it's gonna be a day when you see your fellow forum members chasing their profile pictures to Communist Leaders.
I am the harbinger of the spicy rooster apocalypse,
I am the hydrogen bomb in a necktie,
I hold the flames of a thousand collapsed stars,
I am Bobracha!

Jukka the Sling

"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien