Funny posts collection

[The Skarzs]

Well, he did do something similar before...

(Also, for everyone else, Stuat likes to swear. A lot. Be warned.)

Dude, that's a favorite of mine (right to the point where I'm actually in the lookout for one of those tins)

Does it beat "Whole Chicken In A Can", though? This might just be the perfect mix between the two

Whole Chicken In A Can

...

I can, but then I would have to explain why there's one user less

[alexandre]

Is that where y'all are?

@Inquisitor  JOIN US

https://discord.gg/ukWzu9V

[Søren]

I GOT A JOB!!!!

Well, not yet. I haven't been hired. Or interviewed. Haven't even turned in my application.

But still...

I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!!!

It's not as cracked up as you may have heard.

Here comes Skarzs to squish not Maudie, but her dreams.

[Jukka the Sling]

my french teacher gifted me a pen I feel loved.

Pens die.

So do whales and potatoes, cabbages, your favorite characters, grass, computers, green onions, mustard, Obi Wan Kenobi, Dutch ovens...

Not the last one.

Dutch ovens perish.

[Cornflower MM]

*Trips and falls into the Bottomless Pit of Despair Which Nothing Can Escape From™*

Oh hi russa! Welcome to the Bottomless Pit of Despair!! Do you like playing cards? Seems like we'll be here a while

[The Skarzs]

._.

[Rosie Willowwater]

(Wrong thread)

[Chipster of Noonvale]

@Gonff the Mousethief You realize it says "quote from: Perifaen"?

perifaen

i am best at this game.

I realize after almost two months that one of my posts made it in here!  Woah.  I'll take it as a compliment.

Anyway, to keep this on topic...

No thanks, I prefer the Reduced Sodium version ™.

As I shall be absent for a day or two (or three), we are planning how the proletariat uprising can begin the overthrow of the forum bourgeois hierarchy  in my absence. We were just making plans to begin with the overthrow of that one DanielofBlueceiling or whatever his filthy bourgeois name is... 

Wow! Sounds Interesting! I'll definitely NOT pass this on to all my moderator mates, because I'm a good Bolshev-Uh, Ungattist like you guys! Thanks for the update!

"We were just putting our opinions out there. This is way more serious than one of those silly mafia games you've probably played. This is a matter of life and death."

[Rosie Willowwater]

Yay, I'm on this thread!  Thanks Chip!

[Banya]

I summon Cathulhu, the one Demon that Banya fears.

[Banya]

*DP*

Planet types:
Dead: The Great Skeleton War
Frozen: Let It Go and Cannibal Snowmen
Barren: WWI Flying Ace Snoopy vs. the Red Baron
Forest: Sticky
Grassland: Planty in My Panty
Ocean: Splash Zone
Jungle: Vines 'n' Stuff
Desert: bbbbbbb
Volcanic: Smokey Boi
Toxic: Bubbles
Gas Giant: Flatulent Joe

@James Gryphon do you like my planets

I... don't think I'll be able to use those.

[The Skarzs]

Lol!

[Skyblade]

@Chipster of Noonvale

I would like to be a local moderator in charge of moderating this section, the Forum Council.

Chipster will be so disappointed.

Now he'll have to marry me.

Come here and kiss me, @Chipster of Noonvale !

*backs away nervously*

[Luftwaffles]

I can see the children already...

Foul mouthed brats who have figured out the meaning to life.

[Russa Nodrey]

@Lord Ashenwyte  are you arriving on a dragon again?

Will be arriving in one of these, @Rosie Willowwater




@Banya Do you like it?

@Lord Ashenwyte it's everything I wanted and more.