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lass of something much

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Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 08:35:39 PM
*Faints*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 11:28:03 PM
*Is sprawled out on the ground*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 12:20:12 AM
"Someone get the ambulance I think Seb had wierd pictures in his mind and has been permanently scarred."
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 12:23:22 AM
Or a Doctor. Doctor Vho zough?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 25, 2020, 12:24:50 AM
Doctor Doctor.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 12:26:24 AM
"He is hyperventilating!"
Quote from: Verdauga on April 25, 2020, 12:27:02 AM
Well, that's Strange.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 12:28:00 AM
"He's drooling!"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 12:29:34 AM
Ve muzt nae Doolittle.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 12:30:30 AM
"Help he's starting to smile"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 12:40:11 AM
Iz 'e an Octopuz yet?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 12:42:03 AM
"No but his nose is getting bigger"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 12:54:11 AM
Tiz nae Seuss. Vot zhould ve dae?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 12:56:06 AM
"I dunno put him in the microwave?"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 01:09:33 AM
Ah dinnae ken. Vait a moment... *Dropz zmellin' zaltz ontae Sebias* 'e zhould be avroight in a couple minutez...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 01:29:58 AM
"He looks like a pizza!"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 01:40:02 AM
Ach zen, ve zhould add zome Pepperoni! *Zrovz Pepperoniz on Sebias*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 01:41:05 AM
"I'll go get the mozzarella!"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 01:47:56 AM
*Pullz oot Anchoviez from a draver*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 01:49:29 AM
*Grabs mozzarella and begins to grate it*
"HIAG does pineapple go on pizza?"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 01:55:38 AM
Aye, o' courze! Und zae dae Muzhroomz tae boot! *Getz Muzhroomz*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 25, 2020, 02:02:14 AM
*Teleports Seb out of the topic.*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 02:17:03 AM
*Walks in with fresh mozzarella pineapple and mushrooms*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 02:19:33 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 25, 2020, 02:02:14 AM
*Teleports Seb out of the topic.*

Ach, na' ve 'ave tae decorate Verdauga az a pizza inztead! Und ve 'ave ztart AV O'ER again! *Getz more Pepperoni, zmellin' zaltz, und Anchoviez und beginz puttin' zem on Verdauga*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 04:13:35 AM
*Puts mozzarella pineapples and mushrooms on Verdauga*



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Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 06:09:56 AM
"If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't return it's not meant to be yours. If it does return keep it close to your heart"
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 25, 2020, 06:10:55 AM
"...unless it's pizza.  Never let go of pizza."
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 25, 2020, 06:13:14 AM
Pretty sure that's how that quote goes.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 06:14:59 AM
*Checks quote*
"Ah you are quite right Kade"


(OTHER EDIT;n)
Quote from: lass of something much on April 26, 2020, 07:18:52 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 26, 2020, 05:23:06 PM
Okay but the thing about sleep is that consistency greatly improves the experience. Say, at least five hours every night.
Sleep is for the weeeeeeak!
Quote from: Booklover on April 26, 2020, 07:30:58 PM
Sleep makes you strong.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 26, 2020, 09:00:43 PM
Bookie is quite smart.
Quote from: Booklover on April 26, 2020, 09:03:34 PM
Only quite? I%u2019m hurt by your lack of appreciation for my genius.Not really.
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Booklover

I was about to post the bottom one.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 27, 2020, 03:46:05 PM
*Makes a horde of paper jets...*



*...and sends to flying about the classroom, shooting tiny paper missiles at everybeast.*


"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 28, 2020, 04:39:28 AM
*The pew pews and fwoooshs of tiny jets can be heard emanating from the wastebasket.*  They wan't to be free....
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 28, 2020, 05:40:06 AM
(Your random apostrophes amuse me. :laugh:)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 28, 2020, 05:43:06 AM
(WHY DO MY HANDS BETRAY ME SO??  GAH)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 28, 2020, 05:44:34 AM
(Your reactions to your random apostrophes amuse me too. :laugh:)
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Booklover

Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Sebias of Redwall

Lol. I hadn't read that one.  :laugh:
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


Booklover

Error. Error. Cannot compute.

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

lass of something much

#790
*double post.*

Quote from: Kitsune on February 10, 2016, 10:22:44 PM
Quote from: Søren on February 10, 2016, 10:13:35 PM
Quote from: Mask on February 10, 2016, 10:10:55 PM
Because we're homeschoolers. In our imagination, high school is a happy place.
Full of kind, fun loving teens!

HAHAHAHAHA-no.


Quote from: Groddil on February 10, 2016, 10:19:08 PM
Quote from: Lord Daskar on February 10, 2016, 10:04:02 PM
Thank you Professor. I forgot to mention it but I brought all my Favorite Professors a present. It was going to be a first edition Lord of the Rings signed by Tolkien, but since you don't like old books you can have Professor Groddil's. It's a pen that never runs out of ink, writes in whatever color you want, and it's made of solid gold.

"I'll take Mrs Sling's gift then. It could come in handy in my future financial endeavors. Thank you, Dilu. 20 points and a gold star. Remember children, bribery always works!"

* Professor Groddil begins to write on the chalkboard.

"West Coast Left-Handed Portugese Bagpipe Technicians. Who can tell me in which technological era were they formally recognized as an ethnic group?"
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Booklover

Two of the people in the photo look a lot like people I know.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

shisteer of nothing much

Lass, where are those quotes from? Clicking on the quote thing doesn't work, for some reason. It's telling me that the requested page doesn't exist.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Booklover

From this thread, page seven, I think.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

lass of something much

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 03, 2020, 11:25:39 AM
Lass, where are those quotes from? Clicking on the quote thing doesn't work, for some reason. It's telling me that the requested page doesn't exist.
Brockhall high
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱