Funny posts collection

[lass of something much]

Heh. I know. I have actually watched it, about six years ago. I barely remember anything about it, though.

Oh. I woke up, but now I'm going to go to bed in real life. (I was going to say something about being able to hear one of the neighbors mowing their lawns already, but then I realised it was Dad snoring)

[Sebias of Redwall]

Heh.

[lass of something much]

Well, you smell like one, and that's all the counts. (Kidding, kidding.  )

HEY! I showered today! 

*Holds paw over nose* With what? Wet dog or old dumpster?

Pig sty, thank you very much!

[Sebias of Redwall]

Dude I am alone surrounded by zombies and I just got smacked..

*Flings Thomasbane over to Scott, teleports to catch it, grabs him, and makes a break for the bunker.*
*All in one sentence too.*

MY HERO!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Hah!

[Booklover]

is anyone noticing the demonic spirit?

Her name is Corn.

Her name is Corn.

HEY!

It has been confirmed. Kade has zero survival instincts.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Throws weights at the sauces.*

*the sauces dodge and stick their tongues saucily out at Skarzs*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I'm glad you found it funny.

[Verdauga]

Spoiler

*Is adminstering treatment to Lass.*

Spoil sport.

Would you rather I preemptively kill everyone to keep the infection contained?
*Gestures to Thomasbane*
That is an option, by the way.

Rude.

Actually, it's rather kind, child.

*Pokes Lass with his enchanted fork.*

*Nudges the fork out of the way.*

I'm helping.

*makes a groaning sound but remains unconscious*

See?  Helped.

[close]

[shisteer of nothing much]

This entire battle was hilarious, but this bit was especially valuable.

*Luftwaffles bounces a pinball about*.

*Matthias720 pulls out a newspaper and starts a game of sudoku, but fills in random punctuation marks instead of numbers*

*Matthias720 ask Luftwaffles if he knows a 10 letter word meaning absurd*

*Matthias720 mutters about how hard this crossword puzzle is*

*Luftwaffles suggests the word: "Politician"*.

*Luftwaffles leans over and starts playing "I"s, "U"s, and "A"s onto the Scrabble board*.

*Luftwaffles knows English well*.

[Luftwaffles]

Glad you like it, Teer

That killed me xD

[Verdauga]

You'd have to thank Matthias for posting it on the Forum Memes Glad you liked it all the same.

[lass of something much]

Spoiler

*Is adminstering treatment to Lass.*

Spoil sport.

Would you rather I preemptively kill everyone to keep the infection contained?
*Gestures to Thomasbane*
That is an option, by the way.

Rude.

Actually, it's rather kind, child.

*Pokes Lass with his enchanted fork.*

*Nudges the fork out of the way.*

I'm helping.

*makes a groaning sound but remains unconscious*

See?  Helped.

[close]

Hehehe

[lass of something much]

Come one, come all my good creatures!  Come here and post YOUR FACE!

*Smacks face on keyboard* See anything?

Not yet, do it harder.

*Smack!* *Smack!* *Smack!* *Smack!* Ahhhhh. How 'bout now?

Mmmmmm, still not seeing anything.

*Whines*

I don't think that's how it works...

Shhhh, just let him be.

Hey! I know what I'm doing!
*Spits impressively*

[Kade Rivok]