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Jukka the Sling

#540
July 29, 2017, 04:14:43 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on July 10, 2017, 06:11:41 PM
The dentist said like a year ago that I'm gonna have to get mine removed at some point.  Not that I'm being bothered by them currently or anything.  I'm kinda freaked out by the idea, though, 'cause PAIN.  (Also, if I have whatever that anesthetic is that makes you loopy, I'm worried I'll say something inappropriate and die of embarrassment later...)
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on July 11, 2017, 05:11:01 AM
When I had mouth surgery (not wisdom teeth though) I woke up screaming Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi, and man was I into it. I think you'll be fine.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

The Skarzs

#541
August 01, 2017, 05:37:19 PM
Poor Gonff.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Jukka the Sling

#542
August 07, 2017, 04:25:32 AM Last Edit: August 07, 2017, 04:34:10 AM by Jukka the Sling
From the ancient thread Faiyloe the Famous Fortune Teller.  It's only funny now, with the gift of hindsight. ;D

@Faiyloe  @Rainshadow

Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on August 16, 2013, 03:29:55 AM
Will I get a girl friend?
Quote from: Rainshadow on August 16, 2013, 03:30:39 AM
  Will I ever get a boyfriend?
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 16, 2013, 12:25:09 PM
@ Leatho: Yes but I cant promise you'll have her for very long.

@ Rainshadow: You on the other hand are hopeless.   
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Gonff the Mousethief

#543
August 12, 2017, 04:49:53 AM
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.


Rosie Willowwater

#544
August 14, 2017, 04:01:57 PM
(It's an amazing song though)
                    

Gonff the Mousethief

#545
August 14, 2017, 11:05:10 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 14, 2017, 04:01:57 PM
(It's an amazing song though)
(It really is)
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.


The Skarzs

#546
August 15, 2017, 01:04:03 AM
No it's not infidels.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Delthion

#547
August 15, 2017, 01:25:37 AM
(What is this song of which we are speaking?)

EDIT: Ah.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Russa Nodrey

#548
August 17, 2017, 08:34:53 PM
Quote from: Maudie on August 17, 2017, 05:32:17 AM
Quote from: Delthion on August 17, 2017, 05:30:54 AM
Nevah! Maudie, thy grammar is faultless! It falls upon the written word as dew upon a leaf on a summer morning! ;D

*Swoons.*
Freddy

Gonff the Mousethief

#549
August 20, 2017, 12:22:33 AM
Quote from: Søren on August 19, 2017, 04:19:01 AM
ARGHHH I really want to correct Jet in his new Charlottesville Hearth topic that it wasn't a truck, it was a Dodge Challenger (sports car).
Little things bug me.
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.


Banya

#550
August 27, 2017, 07:40:25 AM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 20, 2017, 12:22:33 AM
Quote from: Søren on August 19, 2017, 04:19:01 AM
ARGHHH I really want to correct Jet in his new Charlottesville Hearth topic that it wasn't a truck, it was a Dodge Challenger (sports car).
Little things bug me.

I'm glad we've found what's important about the events in Charlottesville
   

Delthion

#551
August 29, 2017, 04:02:43 AM
The Dodge Challenger is anything but a sports car; it is a muscle car. ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Amber

#552
August 30, 2017, 02:18:16 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 28, 2017, 03:10:44 AM
I wanted to be in jail so I insulted Ash.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 28, 2017, 03:13:32 AM
You have some serious commitment issues with your men.
Quote from: Ashleg on August 28, 2017, 03:30:21 AM
They stop being my men once they are POWs.
Only the free and obedient are my men.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 28, 2017, 04:02:39 AM
I was talking to Rosie and her innumberable boyfriends.

Delthion

#553
August 31, 2017, 06:55:29 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on August 31, 2017, 05:17:18 AM
Is this not the right time for this?

But...pffffcht...seed pod.
Hahaha. Seed pod.

Something about that just gets me.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Maudie

#554
September 10, 2017, 04:42:45 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 10, 2017, 04:22:48 AM
Quote from: Delthion on September 10, 2017, 04:20:19 AM
You are still breathing because you ate my heart, and then I ate your heart and mine, then you just ate me...

Good point. But now I have two hearts! How does that work?
Quote from: Maudie on September 10, 2017, 04:23:30 AM
Yer a Timelord, Rosie.

I think I'm hilarious  ;D
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

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