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shisteer of nothing much

#645
December 04, 2019, 05:12:51 AM
There are also many other forms of punishment that can be used effectively on the little tortoise.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#646
December 04, 2019, 08:36:48 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 04, 2019, 05:12:51 AM
There are also many other forms of punishment that can be used effectively on the little tortoise.
Who are we talking about, again?  ::)

Quote from: Booklover on December 04, 2019, 04:21:34 PM
Progress is pain.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 04, 2019, 04:24:09 PM
Not if you're progressing through a reasonably-sized cake  :laugh:

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

#647
December 05, 2019, 03:29:01 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 04, 2019, 08:36:48 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 04, 2019, 05:12:51 AM
There are also many other forms of punishment that can be used effectively on the little tortoise.
Who are we talking about, again?  ::)
You.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#648
December 05, 2019, 08:18:25 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 05, 2019, 08:09:31 PM
I have a strange medical phenomenon with a very long name that means that you are allergic to me.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 05, 2019, 08:15:56 PM

Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2019, 08:16:48 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 05, 2019, 06:32:34 PM
Should we perhaps leave eating and killing each other to (*looks at other threads*)... every other thread in existence, as it seems to be a common topic?
I suppose we should.\
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 05, 2019, 05:40:42 PM
In what way?
Stomach lining is much more delicate than epidermal tissue. You'd be eating someone with a knife. Ebantu has claws. Booklover has magic, and Teer is simply too large. You could eat Kade, but then we'd kill yuo so he can get out.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Sebias of Redwall

#649
December 06, 2019, 02:24:42 AM
Hah!

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 05, 2019, 03:29:01 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 04, 2019, 08:36:48 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 04, 2019, 05:12:51 AM
There are also many other forms of punishment that can be used effectively on the little tortoise.
Who are we talking about, again?  ::)
You.
Me?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

#650
December 06, 2019, 05:31:08 AM
Yes, you, Sebias the Tortoise.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Russa Nodrey

#651
December 08, 2019, 12:37:24 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 06, 2019, 07:13:11 AM
There are worse masters. Being my slave isn't actually that bad.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 06, 2019, 03:55:57 PM
It isn't nearly as bad as being your husband.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2019, 03:56:37 PM
Dang son, spittin' hot fire dawg.
Freddy

The Skarzs

#652
December 08, 2019, 01:45:24 AM
What is that from? XD
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Russa Nodrey

#653
December 08, 2019, 01:56:37 AM
Page 114 of the ship topic. ;D
Freddy

Sebias of Redwall

#654
December 08, 2019, 03:48:41 AM
That was pretty funny. XD
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

The Skarzs

#655
December 08, 2019, 04:29:34 AM
Y'all is crazy.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

shisteer of nothing much

#656
December 08, 2019, 07:39:48 AM
True.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Jukka the Sling

#657
December 09, 2019, 02:40:07 AM
From the Fictional Character Crush thread:

Quote from: Jukka the Sling on March 01, 2015, 03:44:03 AM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on February 27, 2015, 09:38:06 PM
I don't even know who that is. The actor who played him, I assume. Still... Bilbo?
The younger Bilbo. I highly doubt anyone would have a crush on the old Bilbo...

And I'll try to add you guys' requests...
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on March 01, 2015, 04:04:34 AM
Updated the poll and reset it.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on March 02, 2015, 02:42:43 PM
Who voted for Kili besides me?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 02, 2015, 03:34:26 PM
Wow, Jukka, triple post.
Quote from: Søren on March 02, 2015, 04:18:05 PM
If she goes away for a few days, we know what happened.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 02, 2015, 06:34:04 PM
. . . That she had a date with Kili?

I don't know why I laughed so hard, rereading this.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

The Skarzs

#658
December 09, 2019, 02:41:38 PM
;D
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Sebias of Redwall

#659
December 09, 2019, 03:41:49 PM Last Edit: December 09, 2019, 04:01:06 PM by Sebias of Redwall
*Refuses to post until I find a post to add to this topic* Realized that I already failed by posting*  :P


EDIT: Found something...
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 09, 2019, 02:44:59 PM
*Is stuck in the top of the chimney.* I'm. . . Too large.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 09, 2019, 03:46:03 PM
*Grabs a comically large hammer.*

We can help you there.
I'm not sure if anyone found this as funny as I did, but it made me chuckle in real life, so...  ;D
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!
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